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by rigby on September 30th, 2009
my bf always turns to me and (in front of a large group) tells me (in a creepy voice) he has new socks.
by Suby the Coat on September 30th, 2009
Once I had got into a hotel elevator which had a sign that clearly mentioned its capacity was 8 people.
After me 7 very obese people got in and I got squeezed into a corner.
Someone pressed 'Ground Floor' but the load was too much for the elevator to handle. It went down lightning speed and broke the fall with difficulty 5' below ground floor.
When help arrived to open the jammed doors and rescue us, we found the seven obese could not be pulled out by normal means. Some sort of rig was improvised and one by one they were lifted up.
I was the last one to be lifted up by hand and brought to the Hotel lobby.
I have been very careful about the company I take on in elevators ever since then.
by Anonymous on October 1st, 2009
Hi Payton, Yes I've a story. I told it on another question. But will retell.
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My husband and I would get on an elevator and between floors he would - flinch, look down, look a me and say loudly, "geez lady, can you keep your hands off my privates".
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
Yeah I farted real loud and then just got off on the next floor. I gassed about 3 total strangers.
by rdoogz on September 30th, 2009
I have a story, but i don't think it's appropriate...
by Redrum on September 30th, 2009
once I stayed inn the Ramada and was in the third floor, was going to get something from the car the elevator stopped on the second floor, doors open nobody there I hit the close door button and a big ass toad jumps in gets stuck on the door and the elevator goes down and it fucks it up
by RysMom on September 30th, 2009
I always seem to get into elevators with couples who insist on making out OR people who fart/burp. Drives me nuts.
by ANONYMOUS on September 30th, 2009
I hate being in elevators. I'm claustrophobic. When my youngest son was little he would always get into the elevator at the library because what kid can resist an elevator. I humored him and of course the stupid thing got stuck. We weren't in there long before rescued but after that, we ALWAYS took the stairs.
I also braved the one at the Arch in St. Louis because I really wanted to see it. As we got closer to the top, this same son, now 15 years later was talking and talking and the elevator was getting warmer and warmer and it was getting harder to breathe. I finally told him he had to be quiet because he was using up all the air. They laughed at me. LOL (I wasn't joking)
by engineer is Terminator on October 1st, 2009
Yes,I see a lot of people using a elevator to switch to the very next floor.Opening and closing of the elevator's doors takes more time them ascending up or decending down the stairs to the concerned floor.The awkward thing is,they say they have no time at all to waste.
What do you /how do you feel when, your in an overly crowded elevator (lift-UK) ?
by Bornabrit on May 30th, 2011
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by Karen_P6544 on January 13th, 2011
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Comments
LOL... WTF?
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
Awesome!! LOL!!
by Mrs.Dufresne on September 30th, 2009
LMAO!!! How funny!!
by ANONYMOUS on September 30th, 2009
yeah and i love him - he embarasses me all the time like that but i love him - i even get back at him once in a while- he is a wonderful man and very intelligent - he looks like Santa
by rigby on October 1st, 2009
Looks like Santa, huh? You could have a lot of fun with that in itself.... lol!!
by ANONYMOUS on October 1st, 2009
when we are in the grocery store and he sees little kids acting up , he just stares at them and gives them a silent shush - the kids stare wide eyed and the parents grin and he winks at them - the parents love it
by rigby on October 2nd, 2009
He sounds like a lot of fun. Hang on to him!! I am sometimes tempted to scare the crap out of little kids who are acting up in our office when their parents do nothing to make them mind. But I'd probably get reprimanded. LOL!!
by ANONYMOUS on October 2nd, 2009
he also has a red rubber nose that he pops on - i have one too - sometimes when we are sitting at red lights, we both put them on - he's a hoot
by rigby on October 2nd, 2009
how fun. LOL!! You two keep the world smiling. :-)
by ANONYMOUS on October 2nd, 2009