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My mother was fond of saying "She's no better than she should be" it didnt make sense even then.
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YEA they always say dadgum wth is that dadgum its pretty dumb if you ask me
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The comedian Billy Connolly used to do a routine about when parents say things like "do you want me to take my hand off your face?", and he would say what answer do they expect? "Why yes father, that would be lovely, and could I also trouble you for a kick in the bollocks?" my dad's version of this was to ask "do you want the buckle o' the belt?" or "do you want a hot arse?"
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I remember something like "Get out of bed!"
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I can't think of any...
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My father always says, "its good for you, it'll put hair on your chest" for situations such as eating veggies, doing chores, or when you were about to cry after being injured. I don't know why he would tell his daughters this, but at the time it made us laugh. :) it still kinda does...
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"Where the hell did that kid come from?"
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Yes, it went something like this: “Just because I said so"
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I'll give you something to cry about. Ridiculous thing to say to a crying child.
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"Children should be seen and not heard".
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Too many to mention!!!
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"You'd laugh to see a pudden' crawl." (It makes sense to me now, but it took quite a few years for me to actually understand it.)
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Yeah! My dad used to say, "Don't try and kid a kidder!" ! (Zack. . . . . . so we're into big BUTTS now???????????????????)
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Shut up or I'll kill you! I never did learn to shut up, and yet I'm still alive! Dad was so loud after he drank that brown water!
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No, but my grandmother did. She would tell me "don't cross your eye's they'll stay like that".
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