If someone made a statue of you, what pose would be most appropriate? What inscription?

w/ my head buried in a book...
"Behold the Bookworm"

Something dignified and strong. Like this: http://www.brianmicklethwait.com/culture/BomberHarris1.jpg

My inscription would read:

A man chooses, a slave obeys.

Laying on my side with my dog Fugley his back against mine watching the world guarding us as was his habit in life. The only way I could ever rest was under his watch...for sixteen years.

The inscription?

A good dog never dies. He always stays. He walks besides you on crisp autumn days when frost is on the fields and winter's drawing near. His head is within our hand in his old way.
Mary Carolyn Davies

Fugley R.I.P.

me crying on my knees with my hair in my face and ravens around me.

Explanation of my life

I would pose with open arms and a bleeding heart. The inscription, as always, would be the quote that came to define my life: Penguin dust, bring me penguin dust. I want penguin dust."

A rearing horse in bronze w/ me astride. Inscription: simply my name and a.v.
Anything else they may lie about, it wouldn't matter much to me at that point.

The statue would portray me standing erect on some rock formation. I would be looking out into the distance meaningfully, as pondering the future, but with an arrogant smirk on my face. In my right hand I would be holding a flagpole with a flag that has "CCCP" on it somewhere. Children would be worshiping me at my feet.
The inscription would read, "There is no war like the class war, so get to steppin', faggots."

picture me handing out a dollar bill from my wallet. "sure take it, I cant take it with me."