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by AmericanGothic on May 18th, 2011
Piss off before I smother you with my pocket protector.
by ACCOUNT CLOSED on September 24th, 2009
LOL the comebacks that people post always sound so clever and strong on paper (or on screen) but they almost never work in real life because:
A) People who use unintelligent random insults like "Dork" are not likely to even listen to a long-winded intellectual insult, and...
B) Those people, even if they do listen, are not likely to understand anyway. Sure this may satisfy YOU, but what's the point, if the intended target is left unscathed?
by AntigoneRising on September 24th, 2009
"Thank you. That means a lot, even coming from such a substandard intelligence." :)
by Fiddle Playing Creole Bastard on September 24th, 2009
"Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, and Steve Jobs were all nerds or dorks at one point, and they are now among the richest people on Earth. If I stay true to my dorkiness, then I have a good chance of excelling economically as well, and one day you will be flipping my burgers, you ignorant peon. Enjoy your life of longing and middle-class despair, tool, for one day the very thing that causes you to call me a nerd will cause me to excel."
by red on May 18th, 2011
Try this: "Considering the source, that's a compliment!"
by guirion on September 24th, 2009
I know you are but what am I!?
by evandad on September 24th, 2009
Stupidhead
by leave_me_alone on November 16th, 2009
Go up to him and Hit him in the jaw and Knock out his Gay Butt
by Pith-y on May 18th, 2011
Yes, well at least I can spell it.
by Daphne_K on May 18th, 2011
You can say " well -------(name of bully), I would much rather be a dork/nerd that a jerk" or " I would choose being a dork/ nerd over a jerk any day!" then just smile and walk away like your proud of who you are!!!
by gtravels loves her life penguin on November 3rd, 2010
Spin off fartbag.
by TWA on November 3rd, 2010
Kill yourself and mention them in your suicide note. They'll feel guilty the rest of their lives.
by Wafflemao on November 3rd, 2010
I'm going to be straight up here, sometimes out of lazyness I call a kid who is a "geek" or "nerd" a nerd just to get a reaction, it's not that I'm below your intellegence level, it's just fun, and to be quite honest, you deserve it,this will be explained later in this paragraph. People can be intellegent and not a "nerd" or "geek" intellegence can be revered, as long as you don't take it to the point where you "nerd's"/"geek's" take it. You push it beyond regular self-pride and make yourself an elitist becuase you're smarter then some other people, this is why you deserve to be harrased. If you're looking up come-backs for this, reasons like this is why you are a "geek"/"nerd".
by Xiggeh on November 3rd, 2010
Well at least I have level 74 Flame Sword of Haggeroth in World of Warcraft *snort*
by bluff2085 on November 3rd, 2010
brush it off man, or if it really bothers you just tell 'em to f*** off. you can be a nerd and be cool at the same time
by hallowed on February 6th, 2011
if i were you i would say go fuck yourself you fat mother fucker
by hallowed on February 6th, 2011
ill say y dont you go fuck yourself you fat mother fucker
by Thriftymaid on November 4th, 2010
Thanks
by Lilliee_L on August 23rd, 2010
People call me a nerd so I know how it feels. Here's what I say:
"What's wrong with being a nerd?" "What makes me a nerd?" "How is this being a nerd?"
Person A says: You're such a nerd!
You say: So what? (or you could say ,"And...?")
Person A: ......
People only call you a nerd because:
- they want to see your reaction to it
- they like to tease you
- they are jealous of you
- much more reasons but I can't think of anymore :)
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