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	What's a good comeback for someone calling you a nerd/dork? By melakoma Asked Sep 24 2009 1:16PM	14 Pts Rate Question

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by leave_me_alone on Nov 16, 2009 at 5:23 am Permalink

Go up to him and Hit him in the jaw and Knock out his Gay Butt

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by Anti-Semantic - Quaerens Intellectum on Sep 24, 2009 at 1:28 pm Permalink

LOL the comebacks that people post always sound so clever and strong on paper (or on screen) but they almost never work in real life because:

A) People who use unintelligent random insults like "Dork" are not likely to even listen to a long-winded intellectual insult, and...

B) Those people, even if they do listen, are not likely to understand anyway. Sure this may satisfy YOU, but what's the point, if the intended target is left unscathed?

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by AntigoneRising on Sep 24, 2009 at 1:24 pm Permalink

"Thank you. That means a lot, even coming from such a substandard intelligence." :)

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by evandad on Sep 24, 2009 at 1:22 pm Permalink

Stupidhead

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by Fiddle Playing Creole Bastard on Sep 24, 2009 at 1:20 pm Permalink

"Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, and Steve Jobs were all nerds or dorks at one point, and they are now among the richest people on Earth. If I stay true to my dorkiness, then I have a good chance of excelling economically as well, and one day you will be flipping my burgers, you ignorant peon. Enjoy your life of longing and middle-class despair, tool, for one day the very thing that causes you to call me a nerd will cause me to excel."

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guirion Sep, 24 2009 at 01:27 PM

Or you could turn out to be a 30ys year old fat virgin that lives in his moms basement playing WOW all day long.
LOL
Just saying.....
It could happen.

Fiddle Playing Creole Bastard Sep, 24 2009 at 01:29 PM

Tru dat, yo.

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by guirion on Sep 24, 2009 at 1:19 pm Permalink

I know you are but what am I!?