ANSWERS: 10
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A kids and his mother not give him a cookie.
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Maybe Mrs. Claus is holding out until he loses a few? ;)
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Mrs. Claus finally realized why Santa does not get back until mid January ... he knows where all of the naughty girls live ...
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The kids caught him slipping in through the chimney but when they saw he didnt bring the gifts they demanded they kicked his ass. Now he's filing for retirement papers.
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It would have to be one of those quick diets and stoppage of Mrs. Claus's affections.
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Because we're not allowed to call it Christmas anymore? Santa hates political correctness.
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I think he has the swine flu. Hope he's better by Christmas! Lots of kids are depending on him.
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i dunno. i kinda like that Santa better.
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looks like he is doing steroids so he can play for the cub's in the off season
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he got fed up with all the glitches on answerbag. +5
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