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Beer, football and 4-alarm chili.
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Farting with the buddies or BIG MONSTEROUS BURPS!!! or Sports +5
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cricket [not my fav though]
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High heels and French Maid outfits....
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watching NEWS on tv, and football games
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the pull my finger joke
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head
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Knockin' boots with a woman!
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peeing in the shower
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Peeing in the woods on a long hike.
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bachelor parties with strippers
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not asking directions when driving
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Hunting
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Farting out loud and then saying "Is there a duck behind me?"
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The Three Stooges
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Threesomes. LOL
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Hockey and blowjobs.
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I know this doesnt mean EVERYBODY. ...but Sex. You hear guys like OOO I WANNA HAVE IT. and women say...OOO GET OFF ME. I love sex, and im sure most of you girls do... but I cant say all men will agree with that.
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the pain associated with anal sex
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PANTYHOSE (on women)!!!
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Bruce Willis, Vin Diesel (sp), type of action movies.
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I thought you ladies knew there was a guyhood code. Moses brought the fifteen commandments down from the Mount when he brought down the other fifteen commandments. He dropped one of the tablets, so he only claimed there were ten commandments but this is clearly documented in history (see Mel Brooks' History of the World). The fifteen commandments are as follows: (Additions and Amendments are encouraged) 1 Never ask directions. Its around here somewhere so just keep driving. 2 Beer, Pizza, and Pussy are a food group. 3 Sports are a religion. 4 Swearing and cursing at other drivers, equipment, and the TV are required, especially during #3. 5 The amount of horsepower under the hood and the amount of testosterone in a male system are interrelated. 6 All referees are assholes. (See #3 & #4 above) 7 Powerslides are cool. (For the uninitiated a powerslide is when you throw a car into a corner too fast, nail the throttle and use the drive from the rear wheels to steer through the corner. Do not try this with frontwheel drive) 8 Shit happens. (see #7) 9 Rock and Roll has to be played loud. 10 Clutter is good. 11 Women and cool cars are eye candy. We are going to look. The only way to stop us is to poke out our eyes. 12 The Three Stooges. 13 Blowing up stuff in action movies is cool. 14 Belching and farting are essential bodily functions. Do you want us to blow up in one huge explosion? The pulling the finger also falls into this category. 15 We need to pee in the woods or where ever we happen to be at the time. (see #14)
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Guns.
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smelling dirty things... as in redneck comedy skit about this. +5
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making things simpler :P
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