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by xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx on September 17th, 2009
I would like to give an answer if you will please let me know what type of work you are doing.
by Moonlightsal on September 22nd, 2009
Someone I know had to work with demanding
people. When she came home, she would
play a video game called Rampage. It
was with monsters and a city. The monsters
would eat the people and you could blow
things up. I know what she was thinking
about when playing the game. I hope
you can find something too.
by DukeG on September 17th, 2009
Well think about it. How bad can work be if you get to AB whenever you want to? Count to ten, take a deep breath, and just remember, There are a lot of people out there who would give anything to even have a job.
I'm feeling very negative today, if you can't tell lol
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
It happens to the best of us. Just don't do anything you'll regret.
by DukeG on September 17th, 2009
Of course not...I keep my big mouth shut and just fume on the inside...
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
by ShoulderPadQueen on September 17th, 2009
focus on AB! im @ work too. lol
LOL, so lame!!!
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
hehehe!! hit my Q's and answer away!! lol
by ShoulderPadQueen on September 17th, 2009
Will do!
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
i was kiiding but thanks!! ;)
by ShoulderPadQueen on September 17th, 2009
No worries.....bored anyway
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
by Over and Out on September 17th, 2009
Just remember the really GREAT people are here on AB ... you're talking to US and they're not!!
by The Anonymous Witch on September 17th, 2009
picture everyone there nude ;-)
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
I will. I'm bored now anyway.
Thanks. Same here...I am either bored to tears are in a really effed up mood when I'm here
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
Well whatcha wanna talk about?? Entertain ourselves.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
Let's talk about....ummmmmmm......Well, what are you doing today?
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
Right at this exact second I'm watching "Match Game" on tv and about to get some pizza rolls out of the oven. How about you?? Any plans for after work??
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
No.....just that i need to clean my house up....I love pizza rolls LOL.
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I'm still here for another 5 1/2 hours....so it'll be a while before I go home anyway.....I am going tothe L.A. County Fair this Sat....and the Farmer's market Sun....so that's something to look forward to I guess
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What are you doing this weekend?
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
Prolly the same thing I am doing now.
I hate the fair.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
Why do you hate the fair?
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
Cos I have no friends and I always went alone and no one would let me ride any of the rides without someone else. And the people in line always wanted to go with their own friends. Got tired of all of that.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
That's lame......I don't have any friends either.....I like it better this way now....Well I have my husband and my son and they keep me busy enough anyway
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
I'm completely single.
How old is your son?? And where do you work that is so irritating??
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
My son is 18 months
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I work at a brokerage firm
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
Brokerage??? What do you do there??
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
Paperwork for a few Financial Advisors
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
What do you do?
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
Writer. Or I try anyway.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
What do you write? Like Novels, short stories, poems?????
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
All of the above.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
have anything I can read?
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
No. I just got this computer a couple days ago and I can't find my flashdrives. There is nothing on here.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
Hmmmm....oh well. You'll eventually have to show me something.
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have you been published yet?
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
Kinda. My college professor published something of mine. Now I just gotta find it.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
That's cool....my Mom likes to write...she had a poem published once...It's in a book.
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I like writting, but I'm no good at it......I'm not the creative type I guess...My creative writting teacher always said my stories were predictable....Even tho i didn't know that's where they'd end since i never had a game plan when writting????
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
I'm not good either.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
LOL....I doubt that....if your professor thought your work was worth something I'm sure it's great.
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
I had to publish it. It was for a grade. I didn't have a choice.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
Hmmmm.....Well I'm sure if you are passionate about it, it's good stuff....I'd like to see something, sometime, if you don't mind of course
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
Are you that bored with work????
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
LOL.....Would I have to be that bored to want to read your stuff? It can't be that bad lol
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
Yeah prolly I dunno.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
LOL....you sound like your probably a little to haard on your own work.....
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So what music do you litsen to?
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
Lots of stuff. Prolly nothing you'd even heard of.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
Maybe, maybe not.....tell me
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
Lots of stuff.
Ever listen to that??http://www.playlist.com/searchbeta/tracks#rammstein%20wo%20bist%20du
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
It might not work :(
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
Is that the same band that sings that song.....like....Du haust....something or another? Sorry....I don't speak any other langues than english lol
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
They have one called "Du hast", yes.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
Awwww yes, I've heard them......They are little hard for my taste, but i have still heard of them ;-D
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Who else do you like?
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
People like them. AC/DC and Black Sabbath and Kansas. Stuff that is loud enough to drown out all of my insane thoughts when I'm alone.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
I like AC/DC and Kansas too.....Seeeeee I know what you're talking about.
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What insane thoughts....I'm sure you are no more crazy than me ;-P
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
Stick around. You'll learn.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
A lot of what I write reflects it.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
I think I will...stick around
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Then I'd like to read your stuff! One day when you get around to showing me
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
It's not very good. Why don't you hang on and I will figure out where my writing thingy is and I will type something in and email it to you. I'm not leaving anything on AB. And it is a short story anyway. Too long.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
OK....oxosheenacatoxo@hotmail.com
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
Here comes that thing that was published somewhere or something.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
I just sent it.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
OK cool...I can't check it here tho....I;ll have to wait untill i get home in a couple hours
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
It sucks anyway. Tell me when you have read it.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
I will....I get off work in like 2 hours or so....But then I have to feed & bathe the kid...so i probably won't get a chance till later tonight (just so you don't think I read it and won't say anything about it lol).....I'm sure it's fine
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What's it about?
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
You'll see.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
OK fine...don't tell me :-P
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So what do you do for fun....besides write?
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
Watch tv. And nothing else I can I can talk about on here. ;)
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
LOL....What do you watch.....I disgust myself, I watch so much reality TV
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
Right now it's Tom and Jerry.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
LOL....cartoons huh?
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ow old are you? We must be about the same age...if you're in college and all
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
24. But I'm not in college right now. It's off and on. I should update that...
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
I see...I'm younger than you
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Where are you from?
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
Montana
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmxjidBpDMI
Watch that. That will make your work day go by faster. LAWL!!!!!!!!
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
Oh that's right...I read that on your profile
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Really? LOL.....this is what you spend your time watching LMAO!
I had to turn it off it was so bad
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
I knew you would enjoy that. I don't watch THAT but Japanese tv is so funny!! Even if you don't speak Japanese!!!
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5x2GcZ-yjk That's on my profile.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
WTF is wrong with those people LOL
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You are too much
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
I thought it was funny.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
I think it's weird lol
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What other kinds of weird shit occupies your time?
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
Weird. Now there is an appropriate word. Not a whole lot. I don't really do much. I pretty much live an animal like existence out here.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
What? What do you mean...you just eat and sleep? That can't possibly be it......
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
Yeah pretty much. And 'Bag.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
I'm gonna get on "AB4adults" for a while. The Newlywed Game is on and the host keeps saying the score is "all tied up" and it is making me horny....
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
Do you work???
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
LOL....OK, I'll see you later
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
I write. Silly.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
That's right!......
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
Sorry i have the memory of a goldfish
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
You're funny. I write cos I don't like people. I'm a hermit.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
Thanks....
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You shouldn't dislike people so much.....look we've been "talking"...I'm not so terrible, right?
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
No, but you're different.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
Oh I don't know about all that lol.....
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
No??
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
I dunno....if you say so....I just don't see the difference I guess? Maybe i don't know what you're talking about...I'm kinda ditzy sometimes
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
I do say so. I insist on it.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
Ok, then i'm different :-D
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You're different too then....i guess that's why I like you
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
Oh, I'm different all right.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
LOL....different is putting it mildly?
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
Sure.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
OK, well you seem less talkative than before...and I'm leaving work now....So I'll talk to you later.....bye
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
I'm not less talkative. I'm having a crazy day. And I just farted if that helps.
Don't forget to read that story!!
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
You are less talkative.....I will read the story.....and the only thing your farting helps is me laughing
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
I think farts are funny too. Have fun going home.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
i will....I'll tell you what I think after I read your story too.....BYE!!!!!
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
Bye!!
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
It was a good story....I liked it anyway....
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
Deff. nt garbage
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
Whatever.
My fat idiot mom is home. God damn it!! She lost her job and her house and had to move here from Oregon. I wish she would leave.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
LOL>....that's so mean......so your mommy's home and you can't talk to me now?
BTW it's not "whatever"....it was good and i liked it....say thank you!
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
No I can talk as long as I want. She is just loud and annoying. And her dog bites EVERYONE!!! Even us!!!
No you hated it.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
LOL.....WHY DON'T YOU LET THE DOG OUT WHEN SHE'S NOT LOOKING?
.Sorry that was in caps...I'm too lazy to re-type.......No I didnot hate it and I won't say I did....Now say thank you!!!!
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
I can't!! They fight!!
Thank you. (even though you didn't like it)
OH!! You meant HER dog!! Well her dog stays outside all day. Mine stays in my room with me. But her dog fights with mine all the time.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
I'd let her dog run away
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You're welcome...I liked it a lot and enjoyed reading it as much as that pains you to hear lol
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
It wouldn't go anywhere. I live in the mountains and the city is like 30 miles away.
It doesn't pain me to hear it. It's just not true.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
It wouldn't just run off into the woods errrr something?
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I guess everyone is their own worst critic, but I liked it none the less. It took me a bit to get it was a dog's perspective lol, I told you I'm a ditz
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Why don't you drop the dog off at the pound.....BTW how can you stand living 30 miles away from town?
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
Shhhh!!!!! Don't talk about it!!! It's a secret. And I wrote it that way on purpose.
I can't take it to the pound!!!!!!
I told you I don't like people. No one really finds me out here.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
LOL...sorry didn't mean to ruin it....maybe I'm not such a ditz then, if it was intentional anyway
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But it'd be easier to lve closer, no? like groceries n stuff?
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Get a muzzle for it then!
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
I actually wrote it cos last March I was thinking of killing myself and it was the middle of the night and I saw one of my dogs walking around and I was like "What would the dog do if I just blew my brains out?? Just right now, if I did that what would he do??" I wrote that the next day. Told you I was insane.
It would be easier but I don't care.
I can't. It's mom's dog.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
why would you think of killing yourself?
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you could bu you must love your mom too much ;-)
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
I will email you about that someday.
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No. It's not my dog. And I was just having one of those depressing "pondering my own mortality" days today.
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I'm eating more pizza rolls. And I TOTALLY just farted that would have blown the window out had it not been open!! It was crazy!!!
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
OK....
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No you love your Mamma!
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You are so gross lol
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxN1hhSirFY&feature=related
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
I was having a hard time with stuff. That's all. Stuff that wasn't my fault.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
Well if it's not your fault....then it's not your problem, right?
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
lol ewwwwwwwww
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
But it is though. I still had to pay for it.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
Well when ever you wanna tell me is fine
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so are you working on writting anything else?
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anything else for me to read?????
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
It's nothing. I just was convicted of a crime I didn't commit. Among other things.
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Not really.
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Wanna read some really shitty poetry?? I'll have to write it on my computer though.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
What crime.....If I'm not being toooo nosy???
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Why not?
Yes I'd love to
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
I just typed out about 1/200 of the story but I think I will email you instead. It's a long story and plus I'll have to email you that other stuff so I am going to email you and then I will write you some of my stuff. You can keep talking to me though while I write.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
OK, sounds good.....Oh, I wanted to ask you....Are you originally from Montana or did you move there? And did you finish your degree?
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I always wanted to go to college and never did....I got married and had a baby instead...
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
Oh, I have to go......I can't hold out any longer...I'm hungry and I rented Dexter season2 so I must go watch it
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BW have you watched dexter? It's pretty goo.....you're weird like me...you'd probably like it too
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I will read your email if I see it in the next few minutes...otherwise it'll have to wait unil I am done stuffing my face :-D
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
If I don't talk to you....have a good nght!!!
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
I just emailed you just now.
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I have never seen Dexter. I don't get that channel. I have heard it is supposed to be good.
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I was born in Montana. Then moved to Washington. Then Alaska. Then Utah. Then here again in 1999.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
I kinda want a family someday. And I'll prolly never finish college cos of what I said in the email.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
AB has been being a bitch for the past couple hours. So you prolly didn't get on and you're prolly watching Dexter. If you don't get on again we can talk about my email tomorrow and some other stuff too. I'll be on another couple hours I guess and then if nothing too crazy happens by then I might go to bed. Good night if we don't talk tonight.
by King of Sexytown on September 17th, 2009
MORNING SUNSHINE!!!!!!!!
by Anonymous on September 18th, 2009
"Do sober what you said you would do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." -Ernest Hemingway
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He would know better than anyone else i guess lol
by Anonymous on September 18th, 2009
Good morning!!!
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He would know!!
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Whatcha doing?? Been on here apparently!! LAWL!!
by King of Sexytown on September 18th, 2009
Yes...i get to work early LOL
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plans for today?
by Anonymous on September 18th, 2009
Nope. I never have plans.
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I do have plans for Saturday though. Mom wants to go out and get drunk in public and I think I might wanna go. I hate drinking with my mom but beer is beer.
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Look at me all contradicting myself.
by King of Sexytown on September 18th, 2009
Did you ever get around to that email I sent you??
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I actually had an awesome idea for a new book last night!!! Of course they ALL start out awesome. *sigh*
by King of Sexytown on September 18th, 2009
You should get plans.....People are better than what you think
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Beer IS beer.....My mom wouldn't drink with me...she still doesn't like it if I swear in fromt of her lol
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Yes, yes you are ;-P
by Anonymous on September 18th, 2009
Yes I did get around to your email...i read it this morning (fell asleep watching dexter)
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That blows, I'm not in the best of financial situations myself.....It'll work itself out...it always does....there's no other way
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Well what was the idea?????
by Anonymous on September 18th, 2009
Eh... It still hasn't gone away yet.
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After I got off I was like "Shit I forgot to write some things on there for her" cos I was thinking about you and how I forgot to do some writing. And I thought about the very first short story I ever wrote. And then I realized that I am the only person that has ever read it that isn't dead now. So I was like "Maybe I should write about that!!!" True fucking story!!!
by King of Sexytown on September 18th, 2009
Mom didn't go to work today!!!!!! :( Dammit!!!! Son of a bitch dammit!!!!!!
by King of Sexytown on September 18th, 2009
I might have to leave in an hour or so. :(
by King of Sexytown on September 18th, 2009
It'll fix itself eventually....just stick it out
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Can i read your first story?
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Where are you going?
by Anonymous on September 18th, 2009
No!!!! Everyone that has read it has died!! And you aren't going anywhere!!!!
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I dunno. Do laundry and some other crap. But I just heard mom say she is going to the college to do some homework (she went back to college) and I'm not going there. So I might not go with her. I dunno yet. I wouldn't wanna miss talking to you all day just to sit at the college all day. :)
by King of Sexytown on September 18th, 2009
Well everyone who ever reads it will die....Seeing as tho we all have to die some day lol....i doubt I would just drop dead after reading it....Can you at least tell me what it's about?
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You have a washer & dryer in your house? Or do you have to go into the city?
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Don't change your plans b/c of me.....I'll still be here
by Anonymous on September 18th, 2009
What is she going to school for?
by Anonymous on September 18th, 2009
It's about a nickel. And all of the things that happen to it.
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I have a dryer. Mom sold the washer before she went to Oregon.
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I didn't have plans. I don't even really wanna go right now. Unless I get to go to McDonald's.
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Radiology. She's a nurse now.
by King of Sexytown on September 18th, 2009
You write about things I would never even think of...
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You could probably get a washer for free on craigslist
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Mac Danolds souns so good right now!!!!!...mmmmmm chicken nuggets!!!!
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that's cool....i always wanted to be a labor/delivery nurse....But I'm too squemish...and I couldn't handle seeing babies die
by Anonymous on September 18th, 2009
I think of some pretty insane things huh??
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McDucks DOES sound good!! And I haven't eaten today either.
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I forgot what I was about to say.
by King of Sexytown on September 18th, 2009
How did you get a name like "WantsToTearYouApart"??????
by King of Sexytown on September 18th, 2009
Not insane.....i like quirky better
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I have had one slim fast.....LAME!!!!! and I'll probably skip lunch so i can eat a good dinner
by Anonymous on September 18th, 2009
From a song I like......It's a variation of the lyrics
by Anonymous on September 18th, 2009
Slim Fast???????????? WTF!!!!!!!!
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No!! You need to eat!!
by King of Sexytown on September 18th, 2009
No sir....I need to not eat so god damn much
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I'm trying to lose a little weight
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they are an aquired taste, but I kinda like 'em now lol......that's so f*cked up!
by Anonymous on September 18th, 2009
Why are you dieting???? Well just don't go all crazy. Don't want anything to happen to you. :)
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Tom and Jerry will be on soon!!! Yaaaaaaaay!!!
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Hey!!! How did my phone get all the way over there on that bookshelf????? That's kinda weird.
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Did you dream about anything last night?? I didn't. Not that I can recall.
by King of Sexytown on September 18th, 2009
I'm dieting b/c I feel fat lol.......I still haven't lost all my baby fat from having my son....I am not one of those girls....If I'm hungry I eat
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Tom and jerry are great!
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Maybe you were sleep walking and put it there
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No I never dream
by Anonymous on September 18th, 2009
Awwwww... I bet you're prolly not fat.
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Never know. I do some pretty crazy shit in my sleep.
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I do once in a while. And it's usually in red.
by King of Sexytown on September 18th, 2009
I'm not fat....or so everyone says....I'm just losing weight for me....To feel better about myself, ya know?
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I sleep walk sometimes....It's weird
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In red? That's so strange....I always dream in color (on the rare occasion that I do)
by Anonymous on September 18th, 2009
Well whatever makes you happy.
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My mouse is pissing me off. It keeps changing the screen size on its own.
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Why is my phone STILL on the bookshelf??????? God I suck.
by King of Sexytown on September 18th, 2009
I think it'll make me happy....LOL, who really knows.
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Do you have a wrieless mouse tose things are cool
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Get it off the bookshelf already!!!!!
by Anonymous on September 18th, 2009
I was totally gonna ask you something.....now I forgot....My memory sucks!!!
by Anonymous on September 18th, 2009
Did it have anything to do with poop?? Or pressing irons?? Or a Pez dispenser???
by King of Sexytown on September 18th, 2009
Nope...none of the above
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Oh, do you wash your hands when you go to the bathroom......Unless I get something on my hands I don;t, is that gross?
by Anonymous on September 18th, 2009
I mean I don't even use my left in the bathroom????Why do people wash their hands so much?
by Anonymous on September 18th, 2009
I'm going to be leaving in about 10 minutes so I have to go now. But maybe I will get a computer and talk to you from the college for a while. And I will be back on too this evening.
Have a good day!! Try not to miss me too much. *HUGS*
by King of Sexytown on September 18th, 2009
And no I don't wash mine either.
by King of Sexytown on September 18th, 2009
OK....try to have fun.....If I don't talk to you....Well i don't come on much on the weekends, but I'll probably talk to you later ((HUGS))
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Good I thought I was alone
by Anonymous on September 18th, 2009
Hey!! I'll be here for an hour or two. I'm at the college. I'll be here Sunday and prolly Saturday morning/evening. Maybe not the evening if I'm too drunk. We'll see. But ya. So talk to me while I'm here and we will prolly talk for a bit this evening. How is your day going??
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And don't worry about it. That is what showers are for. :)
by King of Sexytown on September 18th, 2009
Awwwww did you go home???? Oh well. There will be time tonight.
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Also I got McDonald's today!!! :D
by King of Sexytown on September 18th, 2009
Ooooo what did you ge from mcdonalds?
by Anonymous on September 18th, 2009
A couple of cheeseburgers. And I got one of those glass Coca-Cola cups. I have a collection of them but most of them are all the same damn color :(
by King of Sexytown on September 18th, 2009
That sucks.....I love coke so much...too much sugar
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Did you get the litle original cheeseburgers....hose are he best
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so hows the college?
by Anonymous on September 18th, 2009
I dunno. I got some kind of cheeseburgers.
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The college is still standing. I'm home now.
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How was your day?? Hope work didn't kick your ass too bad. It's the weekend now!!!!
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*sings* Die schonen Madchen sind nicht schoooooooooooon!!!! (I don't mean you of course!! :P)
by King of Sexytown on September 18th, 2009
Well whatever kind they are I want a cheeseburger right now!
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It was lame...it's had work ignoring what I'm supposed to be doing while hiding that I'm on AB lol
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What does that mean?
by Anonymous on September 18th, 2009
I never got any poetry from you....BTW!!!
by Anonymous on September 18th, 2009
When I was at the college they didn't like me ABing there either. So I opened a Wikipedia page about nuclear physics and whenever someone walked by I opened it so I looked like a student studying.
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The pretty girls are not preeeeeeeeeeeetty!!
by King of Sexytown on September 18th, 2009
Sowwy!!!!
by King of Sexytown on September 18th, 2009
I just open a bunch of random shit.....but the papers on my desk never move so I'm sure they know I'm no working they just cant prove it yet lol
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Where did that come from????
by Anonymous on September 18th, 2009
I'll type you some after mom goes to bed. I am busy between ABing and drying stupid laundry. In an hour or so though.
by King of Sexytown on September 18th, 2009
That song from yesterday!!
by King of Sexytown on September 18th, 2009
HEY!!! Hold on..... Actually I will email you some now!!
by King of Sexytown on September 18th, 2009
ok I'll look for it.....I need to help my husband with something...i'll be back in a litle
by Anonymous on September 18th, 2009
I finally found it!!!! I emailed someone else my poetry so I went and hunted up the sent email and now I will copy and paste into a new email for you. See you when you get back!!
by King of Sexytown on September 18th, 2009
You'll never fucking guess what my crazy bitch mom just said a minute ago.
by King of Sexytown on September 18th, 2009
What's she say????
by Anonymous on September 18th, 2009
Did you get the poems??
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I guess it is email time again.
by King of Sexytown on September 18th, 2009
I sent it.
by King of Sexytown on September 18th, 2009
Awwwwww why the hell didn't it work???
by King of Sexytown on September 18th, 2009
Ugh... my heart hurts.
Sorry....
by King of Sexytown on September 18th, 2009
All right I'm going to bed now. My chest feels some better. But I feel like I'm wearing a hat. Even though I'm not. Huh...
Well good night!! And let me know about that poem I emailed. And also tell me if you got that other email I sent. It said it didn't make it but I dunno.
I did my laundry today instead of tomorrow so I have no idea if I'll be around so good night and have a good day tomorrow if we don't see each other. *HUGS*
by King of Sexytown on September 19th, 2009
I go it....I liked it....I was watching one of those lame prediction things the other night actually lol
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Why would your heart hurt.....I heard that hat thing is a sympom of somethinig else, but I forget what....I'll look it up
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I didn't get a second email, just he poem.....The fair was lame....I'm still all sticky from sweaing and I HATE crowds......My son loved the petting zoo and the dinosaur building....That was all the fun I had...watching him
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Hopefully I'll talk to you later....
by Anonymous on September 19th, 2009
It's not that good.
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Well, fuck me running. It was nothing anyway. That other email. My mom is just.... fucking stupid. And on a similar note she has been trying to get me to clean the bathroom all day so if I disappear for a bit that is prolly where I am. But if I don't have to do it tonight I most definitely will tomorrow. I hate it when she doesn't have to work. I have only been on once today for like a minute and I just had a comment about some dude wiping his asshole or something. Then I had to go.
by King of Sexytown on September 19th, 2009
Comment up there was getting too big.
Sorry the fair sucked. My day wasn't any better if that helps. I will be here all night except if I have to clean the bathroom. But I'll be back when I finish if I do have to. I would do it when she sleeps tonight so I won't get nagged the whole fucking time but if I do that then she won't actually see me do it and go "You didn't clean it!!" and I'll have to do it again tomorrow anyway. Pain in the ass.....
by King of Sexytown on September 19th, 2009
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1706452
Fucking SERIOUSLY!!!! I've about had it.
by King of Sexytown on September 19th, 2009
Well I'm off to bed. Sorry we didn't see much of each other. I'll prolly have to clean the fucking bathroom and deal with mom's doltish baboonery but I'll try to be on more tomorrow so we might catch each other, even if only for a minute or two. And she works Monday so s'all good. Sweet dreams and have a good day tomorrow if we miss each other.
by King of Sexytown on September 20th, 2009
I have to go clean the bathroom now but I will be on in like an hour or so. And then hopefully we can talk then. :D
by King of Sexytown on September 20th, 2009
Ok I'm back. And barring any unplanned baboonery I will be here all afternoon. So whenever you get here. How has your day been??
by King of Sexytown on September 20th, 2009
You missed out on some THONG PARTIES this weekend!!!!! Sorry I missed you. Sweet dreams!! Hope you had a good day!!
by King of Sexytown on September 20th, 2009
Sunday was OK....I was tired all day because I had a hard time falkling asleep on Sat. night.....Stayed up watching Kalifornia (w/ Brad pitt, back in the day)....have you seen it? It was pretty good
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Then i didn't do much Sunday....layed around feeling sorry for myself for no reason.....I called in sick today so I could clean my house....It's a fuckin wrek. So I may not see too much of you today either, but at least I'll have a clean house
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Sorry bout your mom not closing the door lol....that made me smile
by Anonymous on September 21st, 2009
Good morning!! I'm lying in bed right now. LAWL!!! I'm tired of cleaning. Mom will be gone in a few hours. And she'll be gone until 10pm. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY FOR LATE SHIFTS!!!
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I hate Brad Pitt.
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I started to stalk you this weekend but then I got distracted ater a few and forgot. Sowwy!!
by King of Sexytown on September 21st, 2009
LOL.....I'm still cleaning, but I'm taking a break......My house is really messy.....More than I had first thought lol
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I hate Brad Pitt now, but I like his movies from the bgining of his career when he pklayed a lot of white trash rolls.....He's good at that
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No worries :-P
by Anonymous on September 21st, 2009
I will bet you any amount of money mom is going to try to get me to clean something between now and the hour and a half or so before she leaves. I almost fucking promise it.
by King of Sexytown on September 21st, 2009
LOL.....Did you clean the bathroom?
by Anonymous on September 21st, 2009
Yes. Yesterday. But the kitchen hasn't been touched in an hour or so. I'm thinking the kitchen.
by King of Sexytown on September 21st, 2009
She's gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Evil mom is gone and won't be back until almost midnight!!!!
by King of Sexytown on September 21st, 2009
Do you end up having to clean before she left?
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I stopped cleaning, but I still need to at least sweep the floors and straighten up my ownn room.
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I think I'll go to blockbuster and rent the rest of season2 Dexter.....I also need to get some lotto tickets...I was watching a special on TLC about people who won and what they did with the money.....I just wanna win like at least 30-40 million is all, LOL
by Anonymous on September 21st, 2009
I didn't surprisingly!!!
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When is your birthday??
by King of Sexytown on September 21st, 2009
3/25....Why>?
by Anonymous on September 21st, 2009
Aries??? They say that Aries and Leo are the two most likely signs to win the lottery. The least is Gemini. I'm a Gemini of course.
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You know what else is pissing me off?? My computer is being SO SLOW!!!!! I'm seriously about to start throwing things!!!!
by King of Sexytown on September 21st, 2009
Is it slow for you too?? Maybe it's just AB.
by King of Sexytown on September 21st, 2009
You know what's weird??? It sped back up again right after I left you that.
by King of Sexytown on September 21st, 2009
I'm soooo tired!! I'll be on for another hour or so but I won't be doing much but checking new comments and answers. Then I'm gonna sleep. Have a good night and talk to you tomorrow!!! *HUGS*
by King of Sexytown on September 21st, 2009
Yes, Aries.....that's good....Only I think my husband will cancel me out, he's a gemini too lol
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Maybe it's because you asked the universe by putting it out there lol (about your slow computer)
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Are you awake yet? i doubt it, but I'll talk to you later I guess.
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
*yawns, stretches, and rips a huge high pressured morning fart*
What's up??
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Nah. You buy lotto tickets and tell your unlucky Gemini husband to use his money to buy you things.
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My computer seemed to speed up and slow down arbitrarily yesterday. :(
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
Good idea....I'll stick to the lotto tickets myself....I wonder how much the mega millions is at right now....Ahhhh I can't see it at work, it's blocked!
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My computer always sucks......So how was your weekend?
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Haha!! It's blocked. Super-idiot just got up like 5 minutes ago and is out there singing to the dogs.
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Eh... it was a weekend. Sunday was good after about noon. Super-idiot was gone until about 11pm and then came home and yelled cos one of her idiot dogs locked itself in a room. And I think she'll be gone for a while today too but not as long as yesterday. :(
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I got up and did the dishes this morning cos I knew she would yell for me to do them later if I didn't. I'm sure it will be "take out the garbage" now. I'm twentyfuckingfour!! I want my house back!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(
How was yours??
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
Ummmmm....It was all right...monday was much better than the weekend...my house is clean and I rented the Movie Fighting....It was pretty interesting....I like terrance Howard.
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Stop calling your Mom super-idiot lol.....you're so mean.
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Tell her to move out....She has a job now, right?
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
My DVD player is broken. Haven't seen a movie in FOREVER!!!
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It's true.
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Yes she does but she would just laugh.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
You should watch movies...I find them to be one of the greatest escapes...other than reading of course.
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I need to go to the library....I like weird/disturbing/bizarre books.....you have any suggestions
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Just tell her your being serious.
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Sleeping works for me.
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Not really. I usually stick to Stephen King and books with stories by different authors who write like Stephen King and books about WWII or haunted places.
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She would laugh even harder. She's still out the talking to the dog. Like it fucking understands her and talks back or something. Maybe she thinks it does.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
Sleeping is good sometimes....but wouldn't you rather pretend you are somewhere or someone else sometimes....i think reading helps
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I think I'll pick up Satan Burger....i read good things about it.....i would have thought you read more, since you are a writter
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Well how are you gonna get her out then?
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Maybe she likes that the dog doesn't talk back???
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
I like to sleep with the window open. Cools the room down and cold air induces nightmares. And plus when you're asleep you don't have to think. With reading there is a certain amount of thinking that goes into the process.
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I prolly won't. I'll be stuck with her until one of us is dead.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
You like nightmares?
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OH! that reminds me i had the worst two nightmares this weekend...both about dogs (I dunno what's up with that)
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Really? You're gonna live with your Mom forever?
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
They inspire me. And they are often better than being awake.
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I had one last night about a murder/car crash. Didn't wanna wake up.
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Fuck no. I will kill myself before that. I'll think of something to separate us one way or another.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
Inspire you in what way? No they are not better than being awake.....sex dreams are better than being awake lol
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What happened?
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Well you had better come up with some sort of plan before you two rip each other's heads off.....and stop talking like that...about killing yourself
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
They give me ideas to write.
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I was at an ex's house and she was married and her husband came home and caught us doing it. Then we all got into a car but for some reason me and him got out but she didn't. Then the car kept going and crashed but it did that cos he made it do that. So he murdered her.
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I think I'm getting gangrene in my foot. I cut my toe a couple days ago and then I cut it again when I turned around to look.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
Dis it give you any ideas....have you ever thought of writting the way nightmares actually happen....you know how they don't make sense and things just ARE and the is no explaining it, and no one needs or wants an explination???? I'd read something written that way.
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Do you think your dreams mean anything>?
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Pour alcohol on it
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
I wrote something based on some kind of dream but I need to work on it. It isn't quite finished. And I might even change it after that.
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Some can.
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That comment I left you in the other thread.... the one that started with "I don't like chocolate or ice cream".... that was my 8888th comment!! Yaaaaay!!
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
I'd like to read it when you are done
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Do you think that one did? Why do yo think it was a nightmare...If my ex were illed i don't think I'd be all that broken up about it
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YAY!!!!! What are you gonna do about your foot?
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
What did you cut it on anyway?
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
You can I suppose. You have prolly read more of my writing than almost anyone. I don't usually let people read my writing.
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No. But we are just kinda...... I mean she was cheating on her husband with me. I dunno how we are.
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The dresser next to my bed. There is a nail sticking out.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
Good i feel special.....I like reading it!
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Wow, too much drama for my tastes...how'd you get yourself into that?
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Pull the nail out, no? Don't you have bactine or neosporin, or even peroxide???
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Good. You should.
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Well I'm not exactly innocent. I knew she was married. She told me she was leaving him and that they were separated which was a lie. Long story. And you should have seen who I dated next if you want drama!!!!!
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Eh... I don't care about the nail. Prolly not. I dunno if I do or not.
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Tom and Jerry is almost on and mom is leaving soon!!! Yaaaay!!!!
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
You sure do have a lot of girlfriends for not liking people lol...
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You have like some sort of alcohol in the house don't you? Put like vodka on it or something....Oooooo I learned vineger is so acidic (sp?) that it can disinfect
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LOL....you and tom & Jerry lol
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
just pull the nail out so you don't cut yourself again...it'll take two seconds
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
I have only dated those two.
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I dunno. I sure drink enough that it would be weird for me to not have any. My idiot mom go out to bars and then is like "You can't drink!!" when I bring it home. I bring it home cos I hate bars.
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I love cartoons!!
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There's two nails.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
Why are men attracted to drama?
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Then go find some and just pour it over the cut
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Me too!!!!! I miss Ren & Stimpy lol
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Then it'll take 4 seconds....Just go do it
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
I dunno if all men are. Do I seem that way??
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I LOVE Ren and Stimpy!!!!!!! It was the main staple of my tv watching experience when I was growing up. I just watched it the other day. I thought it was off of tv!!!
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
I think most men are....and since the only girls you have dated are drama....a bit, yes
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No it's still on every now and again...i also loved Rocko's madern life lol
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Did you get the nails yet?
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
I think drama is attracted to me.
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I loved that show too. And so did mom. I liked Heifer!!!! I also liked watching Rugrats.
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Nope. I'm watching Tom and Jerry right now.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
Nickelodeon was the shit back in the day.....The 90's were their cartoon hay day
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I liked the dog lol
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Can you watch comercials? I can't stand TV without having a DVR so i can pause when i have to pee or get something to eat...And comercials...I HATE COMERCIALS!!!!!!!
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
BTW, that's what they all say....Drama must have a reason to like you so much
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Nickelodeon was my favorite station. I also liked Sonic the Hedgehog but that wasn't nickelodeon.
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I don't mind commercials. Some of them are good. Kinda funny. Commercials are what I use to pee and eat.
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Drama likes me so much cos I'm sexy. Not really.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
I watched Sonic too!!!!
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I hate them.......trying to get me to buy things I can't afford and don't need
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Must be the case....Married women stray from their husbands for a reason
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
you should use the next commercial break to fix up your foot
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Mom is gone for a while!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!
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I was just in the kitchen getting some milk and there was a commercial in the living room for a wiener enhancer. I changed it to Tom and Jerry so I can see it when I go out there too.
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That's what I use ebay for. I have sooooooooo much shit lying around that I don't use or even need!!! That is what my collection is. I collect things that I don't need. *laughs* God I suck.
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Naw... my foot is fine.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
LOL....so start selling some of it! My husband's aunt had a stroke and can't take care of herself and they had to clean out her house.....It was like a gang of brand new shit in boxes with tags....she'd just go and and buy stuff then never even look at it again...so weird to me
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OK, but when your foot falls off don't cry to me about it!
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Do you like yogurt?
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Never!!! It's my collection!!
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It'll be fine.
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Yes, as long as it isn't the "fruit at the bottom of the cup" shit. I eat it everyday if I have any. I don't right now :(
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
just don't let it get out of control, b/c what a fuckin hassel that would be, ya know? His aunt couldn't shower in one of the bathrooms b/c it was blocked and had to sleep on the couch b/c there was no room in her bedroom.
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whatever you say
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have you ever tried La Creme....they have only strawberry and vanilla, but it's pretty much the best thing on earth
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
It's almost about there already.
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Nope. Never had it.
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I remember one time when I was little I was on a tire swing at my grandparents's house and the rope broke and the tire went over a cliff with me in it. It was scary. It bounced all over the place and at the end I landed in a Yucca plant, which is kinda like a cactus.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
Would it be upsetting to get rid of what you don't need?
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You should but it next time you go get groceries
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What made you think of that.....I remember Yucca plants.I grew up in the desert
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
What is your favorite thing in the wholewide world?
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Yes. Yes it would. Some of it has sentimental value. People hear about my mountain of shit and they add to it and then they die and leave me with nothing else to remember them by.
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Mom is getting groceries tonight but she left already.
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Cos on tv Jerry ran into a tire and Tom tried to hit it with a hammer and it bounced up and hit him in the face.
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I dunno. There are a lot of things in the whole wide world to choose from!!!
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
Memories is what you have....you don't need junk to remember people fondly....i'm not saying get rid of it all, but you should give down sizing some thought.....just so your house will continue to be live-able, ya know?
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Next time
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LOL....
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pick your most favorite!!!!
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
I don't want memories. I wish I could lose about 95% of them now.
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If I do it will change in about 5 minutes. I have a short attention span like that.
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What do you think about soap operas?? I started watching them cos I was in love with this rich girl and I couldn't afford to do anything else she liked. She didn't like me anyway. I still watch them all these years later and that was in high school. I have issues with that sort of thing I think.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
Memories are what make you who you are......You can't not want them
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Well, I'll stop bugging you about it
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I used to watch them with my mom...Then when I moved out here my boss (who I had a huge crush on) was dating Babe from all my children...i was crushed...Especially b/c i could never compare to her.
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have an issue with what????
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
BTW she broke his heart...nothing could have made me happier at the time
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Eh... I suppose. I'm not sure.
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The actress?????? Are you talking about Alexa Havins or a different actress who played Babe????
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I'm in love with Chrishell Stause. Does that help??
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I dunno. Nothing I guess.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
It is....What else would make up who you are...they win by default
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Yea, that's her
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She has good hair
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Something...otherwise you wouldn't have said
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
No. I win cos I'm me and I said so.
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That must have been a while ago. She married one of her co-stars like 5 years ago or something.
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She has good everything. Except for a non-existant single status:(
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I say all sorts of shit.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
Not fair
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yea that's who she left him for
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Too bad for you, huh? lol
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Whatever.....So what is your most favorite thing in the world...you have a good way about dancing around and not answering me lol
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3ZAGBL6UBA
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Life is not fair.
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Shhhhhh!!! I'll get her yet.
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I don't mean to!!! I just don't have an answer. Maybe Chrishell Stause.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
But it should be
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I won't tell LOL
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She is your favorite thing on the whole planet? I'd thought writting or sleeping ....oh or maybee cartoons would have been your answer
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
There is an ABer around here named Pokey the Angry Banana. That's what that reminds me of.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
I don't actually have an answer. So sure. I suppose. I don't really have a favorite.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
So you still watch soap operas? I have been watching My Antonio...It's a reality show on VH1( I know...I'm retarded).....I think he's from General Hospital (Antonio Sabato).....It's great lol...you have to watch more reality TV
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
I want a PB & J sandwich now LOL
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
I like The Amazing Race. I used to like Survivor and just kinda fell out of it I guess.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
You have to have a favorite......Fine what's your favorite thing to do? that narrows it down, right?
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nojWJ6-XmeQ
That is like my brother when he was little.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
I never like survivor...i did like amazing race, but I never really got into it...
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
What is YOUR favorite thing??
I don't have to have anything.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUEkOVdUjHc&feature=related
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
LOL....that is not what he was like.....You are exagerating.
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that is good birth control tho....I think I'd have fuckin back handed my kid if he acted like that in public
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
My favorite thing is............ I dunno. Fishing and camping in Alaska I guess.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
And then go to jail???? People aren't allowed to discipline their children!!!!
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
Where do you find things like that
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my favorite thing is easy...It's my son
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you do too! I said so
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
That's stupid!! You have a family so of course it will be easy for you!!! I hate everything so that is hard!!!
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
I love camping but we mostly go beach camping or dirtbike riding....I like fishing...i haven't been in years...is alaska pretty I don't imagine it to be
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Yea, yea....then I'd smack him when we got home...that's some borderline retarded behavior....It deserves a good smack across the face....i'd expect to be hit if I acted like that
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
That's not stupid LOL.....Fine my second favorite thing ever is napping after a shower with the windows only open enough for me to feel the sun on my face while I'm falling asleep.
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNVOl5_3_Zo&feature=related
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
Alaska is pretty if you like the outdoors and that sort of thing. A lot of the animals are so used to people they'll come right into the city.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
LOL....that came outta no where
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
that's weird...the only animal we had when i was growing up.....Was Mountain lion problems...we lived on the base of a mountain and they'd come down into the neighborhoods.
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Can you go fishing by your house?
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gby0zfCYiA&feature=related
EW EW EW EW EW WHY ARE THEY NOT CLOSED FOREVER????? EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
Yes. There is a bridge for fishing. And a fishing access.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
You loved every second of that!!!!! Don't lie to me
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Do you hate her or carl's?
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
HER!!!! But you will never know cos I am blind now and can't read your question or anything else on the screen!!!
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
You loved it.....i stand by that
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What's your favorite food?
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Ugh... it was like a train wreck. You don't wanna watch but you can't look away.
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I like pineapples a lot. Actually my favorite food is Chrishell Stause ;)
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
They should have had you and Chrishell do that commercial together. Spraying each other and getting all wet..... yeeeeeeeeah!!!
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
LOL....or you didn't want to look away
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Pineapples? That's it?
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So what are you doing for the rest of the day???? I get off in 3 hours....I need to do laundry when I get home....but I'd rather stab out my own eyeball with an ice pick
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
LOL, your silly......I'm not good at being sexy anyway...I'm sure she'd out me to shame
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Well I'm poor!! What do I know about food??? I put pineapples on a lot of stuff.
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Nothing. Watching tv and ABing. Maybe catch a nap later on. I know how you feel about your eye. I'm gonna do both of mine after that commercial. Why would you think I like it??????
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
I'm poor too, but I know chicken fried steak and mashed potatos are better than pineapples (In my humble opinion of course lol)
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Just giving you a hard time is all.
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Do you like cars?
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
I can't swallow mashed potatoes. And I also get acid reflux so I gotta be careful with what I eat.
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I suppose. I hate driving. I have had 5 accidents and like 575867894339802845875 tickets and I'm only 24!!
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
What do you mean you can't swallow mashed potatos? I get acid relux too...i take Acifex (errr something like that)....i just don't care, good food is more important than having a belly ache...i eat a lot of tums
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I love drinving....Or just being in the car....I remember one thanksgiving we were visiting my family and it started snowing...the the 15 was shut down and it took us a total 17 hours to get home....I think that was one of my favorite trips.
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
I dunno. I just can't. Can't swallow lettuce either. I would never take a pill. Don't trust them.
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I don't mind being in a car. I just never wanna drive. If I'm in the front I have to lean the seat back though or I'll get carsick. I take it you don't get carsick??
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
WHAT?!!!! So you don't eat mashed taters or salad? Thos are like 2 of my favorites
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Oh I get super car sick....I can't even turn around to talk to someone for like 30 seconds otherwise I start getting queasy...I just have to keep looking forward
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You don't take pills for anything??????
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Do you hate politics....I used to love it, but I'm starting to become really annoyed by all of it....Too much information for my little brain I guess
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Nope. I sure don't.
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Nope. Not even aspirin.
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Yep. I sure do. I suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure do!!!!
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I am eating oatmeal.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
Oatmeal is like almost the same consistency as mashed tatas
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I hate everyone right now.....I need a nap so I won't be so grouchy
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
No it isn't. It is different by a long shot.
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Awwwwww why do you hate everyone?? Trying to copy me????? I thought I would need to go down for a nap but I got a second wind now. You are that interesting.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
It is very close in comparison! Don't try and fool me, you can't.
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Noooooo I'm not trying to copy you LOL....I get grumpy when I'm sleepy....and hungry too....I want fuckin pizza rolls, just right now!!!! I have some at home too DAMNIT!
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I'm not interesting....All I ever talk about is nonsense, and mostly un-important BS
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
It is not close by 43875394287 miles!!!
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I have no pizza rolls right now. I prolly might later though.
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You're plenty interesting. What's your favorite color?? Mine is black.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
LIES!!!!!!!!
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I'm probably gonna eat some when I get home...I originally bought them for my son, but he hates them (go figure)
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Well thanks, I think.....black green and pink
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
I wear lots of black
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What is your favorite guilty pleasure?
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6ene75RM3w&feature=channel_page
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I wear all black. My whole entire wardrobe is black.
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Masturbating. ;)
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
There is a girl who works across from me....but like 30-40 feet away....Should I be able to hear every word she is saying loud and clear....I wish i had a volume control for her....She's so fake it hurts my ears
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
LOL....dick cheny is funny
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
What shot do you use for quail? Do you know?
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Oh bird shot LOL....I should have waited.
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I didn't know they clipped their wings...shooting fish in a barrel, that's not real hunting
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
That shouldn't be a GUILTY pleasure lol
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
So get some duct tape.
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I love Lewis Black!! He's my favorite comedian!!!!
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
For that bitch?
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I love Bill burr pablo fransico Louis C.K. ....and I never gave Lewis Black a chance before now, but he's funny
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Well maybe not exactly guilty.....
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
She says okie dokie
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
that's what i thought LOL
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Sure!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sbw6Nxf8dYU The very first Lewis Black bit I ever saw.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
i don't think I'd have a job at the end of the day if I did that LOL....Unfortunately I need one
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Did you watch Obama on letterman? I didn't
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
No one is allowed to do ANYTHING anymore!!
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
I don't watch Letterman.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
I heard they ask you to stand in the doorway during an earthquake so they know where to find people not because you're safer....You think that's true?
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
I know right.....LOL
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Do you watch any of those guys...Craig Ferguson isn't too bad
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUx0a49X9lU
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
I have never heard that about earthquakes.
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I watched Leno before he retired.
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I was in a mild earthquake when I was in Alaska. It was scary!!!
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7802841
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can you believe people?
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Leno's back on at like 10 pm now.....on NBC??
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I've been in a few little ones since living here....they aren't that bad
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
LAWL!!!! He's like 1/48754293879847325th my size ;)
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
Those are reruns of Leno.
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Mine was little too but I was like 8 so it was scary.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
Bush was amazing
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Amazing how???
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
LOL....you're silly
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i thought they were all new errr something...i thought I heard that
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Yea much scarier when you're a kid....The rolling ones are far less scary than the ones that feel like a comet just landed in your front yard
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Well Leno does have a new show coming out. He just retired from Late Night.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
Maybe that's what i remember hearing
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
I have to quit smoking.....It's stupid
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Yeah you do!!!! I'll help you!!! How can you stay hot if you're talking through a hole in your throat????
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
LOL...i suppose I can't
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It makes my head hurt.....I just had one and I wish i hadn't
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
i don't know how to quit
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Just don't do it!! That's all!! It'll be easy!!
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
I don't know if it'll be easy, but i need to do it.....It just makes me feel like shit anyway....I donm't evenm like it...I just keep doing it anyway
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
After I finish the pack I have at home, I'll quit
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqdTBDkUEEQ
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
Can't quit with them just sitting there staring at me, and i can't throw them away...It'd be a waste of money
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Quit now!! Throw out the pack you have at home. Then if you want to smoke again think of the money you wasted on the pack you threw out and know you would be doing it again if you get another.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
i don't get why they filter them lol....You're still inhaling smoke
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Can't.....not strong enough.....but it'll be my last pack
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Are you going to throw out your cigarettes??? I am going to keep bothering you until you quit!! You'll be sooooo much happier!!!
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
YES!!!!!!
NOW WOMAN!!!!!
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
You can do it!!!! I will be your sponsor!!!!
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
What are you doing?? You better not be smoking!!!!!
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
can't....it'll be gone soon enough
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OK you will be my sponser lol....i really need to quit
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just thinking about how shitty I feel, and how i need a nap really bad!
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Not smoking lol....thinking about how much smoking sucks
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
I was going to say something and I totally fucking spaced it. Maybe the hole in my head was what I was gonna talk about.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
I feel like I am vibrating but maybe not....
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
Have you ever considered modeling???
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
HUH? you have a hole in your head?....i mean other than the ones you were born with?
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
I felt like my brain was vibrating when I went off my anti-depressants (sp?) .....It was shitty...Like my head was being electicuted
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No......I'm not tall or skinny enough
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
No!!! I was being facetious.
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You don't need anti-depressants. No one does.
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So???
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilyeGG2JKLc&feature=related
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0QUD0ZDKvQ&feature=related
That one is even funnier!!
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
LOL, sorry I told you I can be kinda ditzy
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I know that now, but you know how Dr.s can be....shove pills down your throat then shove you out of the office
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So I wouldn't bother
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qBzK9DUtRA&feature=related
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
I bet you would make an awesome model.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
That's horrible.....especially the Barney one
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Well I think it's funny. So there!!!!!!!!
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
So nasty lol....It so wrong and dirty....but very funny none the less
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i bet not.,...I don't take direction well either, but nice of you to say
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
What do you think about kangaroos??
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
I think they could kick my ass....and that was my son's first halloween costume
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What do you think about them?
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
They's aight.
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Deal or No Deal is on now. I think Howie Mandel gets drunk when he gets on there.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
You think so? I think Howie Mandel sucks balls....and I hate him.
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What do you think about glasses?
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Son of a bitch the player is drunk too!!
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Not much. They're good to help people see.
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What do you think about the wall??
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
LOL....that's the best
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I wear them
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The Wall, like the pink Floyd CD?
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Do you wear glasses??
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I meant the actual wall but whatever you want.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
I gots spam in my inbox from a Sandra Ndlvara. What do you think about that last name????
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
Yea...just while I'm on the computer...I'm wearing them now
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The wall sucks...it's ugly, dirty, and has shitty art hung up on it
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Oink Floyd on the other hand is the shit
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Do you like talking on the phone?
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
That's it's fucking bullshit and I hate it....If I see her I will kill her
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
I hate talking on the phone
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
LAWL about the spam!!
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Talking on the phone is fun when I actually want to. No one but telemarketers ever does though.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
I hate talking on the phone, and my Mom always wants to talk endlessly about just stupid stuff....It's annoying
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My head is punding....FIX IT!!!!!
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
I used to be a telemarketer actually. I got hired cos people loved my phone voice and I made a lot of sales.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
*fixes your little head*
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
LOL.....maybe if your voice is that good you should operate a phone sex co.....plently of lonely old women out there that are in need of some lovin'
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Wish you really could.....feels like I just banged it against that ugly wall I was talking about like 497757222736 times
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
This will fix your head.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOFRIWx5F9c
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
Would you rather there be no walls at all??
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
Maybe I've hung up on you before...i used to have telemarketers call me like no other....What did you sell?
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Surprisingly....my head still hurts lol
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Right now...i'd rather be in the walls that make up my bedroom....lying on my bed under the window falling asleep.
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
I seriously don't remember. I was in high school and I only did it for like a month. Really good money though.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
Awwwwwwwwww poor baby!!
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
I heard they only work on like commission tho....which would be scary for me...now anyway
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I know it's so sad....I need sleep soooooo bad....Ooooo and a super hot hot shower.....ahhhhh that sounds so good!
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
No. They get paid a salary and then commission is a bonus.
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You can have a hot shower with Chrishell and I will have the videocamera.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
that's not so bad I guess
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LOL.....She's not my type sorry
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
You only have to make love to her!! She has a bf outside of who she acts with and she does it all the time!!
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
It doesn't have to mean anything.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
What do you hope to have done in 50 years??
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
Can't do it....sorry it at least needs to be someone I'm am more that attracted to...
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
You're no fun when your head hurts.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
In 50 years i will be.....73 .....Holy shit!
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I hope to be retired...put my kid through school...to have at least been to Italy and Greece. Have already won the lotto LOL.....I dunno really....I just want to be able to take it easy by then...I'm not someone who is too concerned with what I contribute to the world while I'm here...i just want to have a good time while I'm here
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
LOL....I guess not....pick someone else....I'm just not into her
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
You know that singer...or Pop star, whatever...Pink? I'd hook up with her
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Contributing to the world is all I am worried about. I will never do anything else.
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How about Kelly Monaco??
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
PINK???? Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
yea she's hot, but i don't like her face
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Pink has a nice ass and face
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Megan Fox is hot too
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Well I am all about the chest and up. Boobs, hair, face, etc. I care not about ass.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
Oh you meant Kelly.
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I almost said Megan Fox.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
eliza dushku
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Ass is important
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Oh and you don't know her, but the striper I got my lap dance from on my 21 st was smokin hot
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
LAWL!!!!! Really???
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
Ass ain't that important.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
Really??? about the stripper? Yea
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It completes the picture if there is a nice ass.....
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Silly McDilly.
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It does but my standards are too low to care if the ass is bad.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
LOL...We got kicked out that nigh....It was a good night
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i don't plan on hooking up with any women so i can set my standards as high as I'd like lol
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
If I were gay or a woman I can see myself as attracted to Wentworth Miller.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
I would have been such an UGLY girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
Oh my God...I would bang his brains out if given the chance lol
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
LOL.....Why do you say that?
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
He lives about 30 minutes from me...i should stalk him
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
He does?????????? No shit??????????
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Cos I would be!!!!
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
I'm just not really down with guys having tramp stamps.
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Yea...In Brentwood last I heard
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Says who?
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Tramp Stamps?????
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Says me.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
He has a tattoo on his lower back ( a real one)
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Maybe that's because you make a good lookin guy...Most good lookin guys can't pull off being a woman
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
I have a tattoo!! It's fucking huge too!!
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
Where?
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
What is it?
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
On my left arm. It's a black, tribal pattern dragon. Its upper body is on the upper part of my arm near my shoulder. Then its tail goes down and swirls around my lower arm.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
I see....well what do your arms look like...I can't imagine the tattoo unless I know
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Do you have little arms....big arms...muscular arms?????
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
I have 2 tattos
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
I'm about 5'10 and about 130-140. So long and skinny. With large hands on the ends.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
OK, that makes it easier. My brother is tall and thin like that.
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
You have tattoos?? What and where Silly??
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
I have a four leaf clover and two stars on my foot
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and I have a heart with wings and a halo on my hip/stomach.....It goes from my pubic hair to my hip bone to my belly button....
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
I think I'll get more.....I want something on the back of my neck
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
I think about getting more too but I is too poe'
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Did the one on your foot hurt?? I have heard foot ones hurt really bad!!
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
I have a friend who is a tattoo artist so he told me he'd do them for the cost of the ink
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Yea, it hurt like a son of a bitch!
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Ugh.... Yucky evil mom is gonna be home soon :(
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Whatcha doing??
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
I knew a guy a long time ago that did his own tattoos. He was good too. I don't think I could do that!!!
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j53VGZnW4fU&feature=fvw
Here is a song about the effects of smoking. The video is kinda contrary to the song.
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
I love the part at the end where Death is smoking!!
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
I'll be back on in a couple hours if you come back. I just gotta do some things before evil mom gets home. Talk to you when I talk to you. *HUGS*
by King of Sexytown on September 22nd, 2009
Sorry i left and didn't say...i was in a rush to get outta there
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Me either...i can draw pretty weel actually, just don't know if icould do it on skin
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If you aren't on I'll probably talk to you tomorrow...
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2009
Morning Sunshine!!!!!!!!
by Anonymous on September 23rd, 2009
It was so much better with you here to talk to :-/
by Anonymous on September 23rd, 2009
I'M BACK!!!!!! Forget that email I just sent you. It apparently was set to 5:33 RICH'S time and he is an hour behind me.
I missed you!!!!!!!!!!!! *HUGE HUGS*
by King of Sexytown on September 29th, 2009
Missed you!!!!!! Sorry I suck ass at keeping up with email when my phone is dead (since Friday LOL...I should probably plug it in)
by Anonymous on September 29th, 2009
Silly!!
How have you been??? Mom is in a mysteriously good mood tonight...
by King of Sexytown on September 29th, 2009
Good....just got done putting away some laundry....don't know what I'll eat for dinner...I ate lunch at like 3
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I read a whole book today at work since I had no one to talk to LOL....
by Anonymous on September 29th, 2009
Eat some chicken strips and tator tots. That's what I had for dinner.
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I am sooooo sorry about you having to read!!!! But I am here now!!!
by King of Sexytown on September 29th, 2009
Don't have any of either
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I love reading I have another book I've already started
by Anonymous on September 29th, 2009
Go get some.
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All I have are books I have read already. What do you like to read??
by King of Sexytown on September 29th, 2009
Weird shit
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I just had some chips and salsa
by Anonymous on September 29th, 2009
You read shit??
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For dinner???? Well I have had bacon and eggs for dinner so beat that!!
by King of Sexytown on September 29th, 2009
Can't beat bacon and eggs LOL
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I read wierd, off thw wall, and disturbing stuff
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Have you heard of Codex Alimentarius?
by Anonymous on September 29th, 2009
Nope. No one can.
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Nope. I sure haven't.
by King of Sexytown on September 29th, 2009
You should watch some videos on youtube about depopulation....It's pretty interesting shit
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
Why?? They killing people or something???
I'm sleepy. And hungry. I'm gonna eat in my sleep.
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
Yea they are gonna kill like 1/3 of the people in the world...because we are over populating....They're gonna use food....
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I watched some special about people who couldn't lose weight because when they were asleep they'd raid the kitchen LOL
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
Sounds about right.
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People in this country are such pigs.
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
It's gnarly.....I don't really wanna die of preventable shit just because They are tired of us having babies.....i don't know why they can't implament something like what China has...2 babies then your sterile. The Baby boomer generation will dies soon....so we should be good once they are gone
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Seriously.....Not that I can say much without something to do with pots and kettles LOL
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
And yet somehow China is the most populated country in the world. I don't think they have that law and if they do they don't enforce it.
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If we tried that show "The Biggest Loser" in Africa there would only be like 4 contestants and they would weigh like 70 lbs. to start with. We have done it like 5 or 6 times with 10-12 contestants each time. Embarrassing.
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
Maybe they only put it into effect like after damage was done.....If we do it now...and enforce it...i think it'd help a great deal....there is no reason to really have a gagillion kids anyway...Like who the f*ck need 5 kids?
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You know being fat used to be a sign on wealth.....Too bad it isn't that way anymore LOL....I'd have no problem looking rich...just give me a mcdonalds and 2 months
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
Maybe we should give a bunch of our kids into slavery to China and help get rid of some of the debt we have with them.
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It used to be a sign of healthiness too. You don't need to look rich.
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
LOL.....Americans are lazy....All our kids do it eat cheetos and play video games...China has no use for that
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You know Marylin Monroe was a size 14....And she was like the HOTTEST piece of ass.....Now people see a size 14 and just about lose their lunch.....Weird how tings change
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
They would whip them into shape. And I hate Cheetos.
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I would never have been attracted to her anyway cos of that stupid thing on her face. That mole or whatever the fuck it is. A goiter I guess.
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
WTF...who can hate cheetos? The hot ones are the fuckin BEST!!!!
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LOL, a goiter...Jesus, you're harsh......And in the 70's they liked small boobs....now they like you to look unbalanced and out or proportion
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
I can hate Cheetos. And I do.
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I just know what I like. And shit all over their faces isn't one of them. I don't actually care much about boobs. They're good I guess. Whoever sets these standards has some messed up priorities.
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
No you can't.....have you tried the Cheeto hot fries?
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So Cindy Crawford is out too?......yea, I don't know how "They" are...faceless faces I suppose
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
Do you like books about sexaholics?
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
Yes I can. Nope. I don't like them.
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Yep. She sure is.
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Hmmm... No *laughs*
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
No you can't...Eat the hot fries and then tell me you don't like them
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i read a good book about sexaholics the other day....you should read it....It's faced paced and racy so it'll keep you from drifting
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
I like books about addicts in general......It's fascinating and irritating at the same time.....Like the book i just read...I liked the book a great deal....i totally hated the main character...he was such a selfish douche bag...and so god damn needy.
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
BTW AB didn't tell me about your comment...that's why i had't responded...
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
AB has been glitchy like that.
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I don't have to eat them. I know they're yucky by the name.
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You DO read weird shit.
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
Yea AB blows sometimes
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Yes you do....Why won't you just try them? Do you like Andy Capps hot fries or chedder fries?
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I know...Next is a book I just started about a super model who gets in an accident and it permenantly disfigures he and leaves her unable to speak.....Should be good
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Thien I think I will so get something by Irvine Welsh...probably Acid House
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
Cos they're hot. I don't like hot stuff very much. Especially right now.
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You need to read some normal stuff!!
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God, I'm gone for like 5 minutes to masturbate and I come back and have like 20,000 new comments!! And I'm not even going to make it any easier on you by letting you know whether or not I'm joking. ;)
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
Hot stuff is great.....you can build a tolerance you know. Why especially not right now?
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Weird stuff is so much better.....What's the point of reading if not to escape reality....I don't want to be in someone elses reality...I want my mind to wander somewhere it shouldn't, ya know?
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LOL.....I'm not sure I want to ask LOL...Sorry it takes so long for me to comment back...AB is totally ignoring the fact that u are commenting me
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
It's a cold morning. Too cold for hot stuff.
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So read some normal weird stuff.
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AB is glitchy today. :(
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
Cold mornings are the best for hot stuff...you're nuts LOL
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There's no such thing....
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Yea it's dumb
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
Not today. Not hot spicy stuff. Hot chocolate would be good today. What about my nuts??
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Yes there is. I said so.
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It's taking forever to type these!!! Stoopid glitchy AB!!!
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
Not your nuts.....You're nuts.....you almost had me LOL
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No there's not...name one book
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Seriously...i thought it was fixed????
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Read the book "Choke" by Chuck Palahniuk
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
Damn.
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Anything by Stephen King or one of his pseudonyms.
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Yep. It's still broke. Rich is too busy arbitrarily PBing people.
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Nah. Too much to do.
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
I like some Stephen King....For me it's usually more on the gory side than bizarre...and I prefer the opposite
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LOL
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Like what?
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
God, I am like so completely fascinated by the concept of death right now!! What do you suppose it will be like when all of us here on AB are dead in 100 years?? You think AB will still be here?? Our grandchildren will waste all their free time here just as the ones before them and the ones before them.
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
Like stuff. That's what..
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
AB will not still be around.....Our children will have invesnted some other cool shit that our grandchildren will waste away time with.....
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Like what stuff? What's with the all the secretness?
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
Oh, I'm about to eat ice cream cake just right now.....mint chip ice cream and chocolate cake....How fuckin jelous are you?
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Oh that's right...You don't like any food I like LOL
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
I like mint. Just not any of that other stuff.
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You're in a mood today. :P
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
LOL.....you like mint or you like mint icecream?
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Yes I am
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So like what kinda stuff are we talkin about?
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
Eh... whatever.
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I can see that.
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Let's talk about you.
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
mint chip is the shit......
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I get this way when I have too much coffee LOL
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let's talk about what kinda shit you're too busy doing to read that book.....
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
I like mint chip if it will help me fit in :P
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I had coffee this morning.
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Too busy with top secret sexy stuff.
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
LOL, you're silly
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i love coffee....Too much
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WTF.....Now I really wanna know what you're talking about!!!
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
What about my silly??
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I do too.
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Can't tell you. It's top secret sexy stuff. If I told you it wouldn't be.
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
you'RE silly
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If you swear me to secercy it will be!!!! PRETTY PRETTY PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!?????
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
I'm busy with watching cartoons. *seals your lips so you don't tell anyone*
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
Hmmmmmm....Well i suppose i can't argue that
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
You should read it....i think you'd like it
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
YOU should read it.
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
Do you like murderous children?
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
I DID read it
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
I'm eating icecream cake as i type......YUUUUUUMMMMM!!!!!
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
I'm gonna read you.
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Murderous children???? My brother was one. Now he's a murderous adult.
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
Yummy.
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
how are you gonna read me?
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The wasp Factory is a good book if you are into reading about kids who kill their siblings friends and countless animals....I won't tell youthe end if you wanna read it.....It's soooooo FUCKED! it's a great book
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Yummy indeed....My I should stop before i get sick from eating too much sugar
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What happened with your brother that makes you say that?
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
I will. Don't even worry about it. You won't feel a thing.
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Don't want you getting sick!!
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He is. He has tried to kill people before. Me and himself both included. He was overseas killing for a while. Now I don't know where he is. :( I don't like to lose track of him for too long.
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
Hmmmmmmmm......You're creeping me out lol
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Too late...I threw the rest away...the last bite almost made me puke
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WTF???!!! Killing....like in an army?
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
I is just playing.
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Take some Pepto.
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Yes and yes.
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
I know, so am I ;-)
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I feel better now...but a couple more bites I'd been in a sugar coma
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So legally killing, right? Not like serial murderer right? (I knwo you can be both.....you know what I mean)
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
Yeah pretty much. He's both.
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
At least he has somewhere to let it out....right?
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
For now. He'll be back. I think he is back on US soil now actually. :(
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
He's out of his mind? Why the sad face? is this the little brother?
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
Yes. Cos he knows where I live and I don't like him knowing where I am if I don't know where he is. Yes.
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
Is he THAT crazy?
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Why would he want to hurt you?
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
Same reason he wants to hurt everyone else he wants to hurt. Cos that's how he rolls.
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
People don't just roll like that for no reason
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Does he just pop in all unannounced sometimes?
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
He could. As far as I know he doesn't really have a house of his own so he could wander in here. I don't want him anywhere near my shit and especially not near my dog. He is worse with animals And mom doesn't care. She pretends nothing happens.
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
BTW, I just put some cherry chapstick on....NOW WHAT?!
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
FUCK!!! Mom is home :(
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
Put some super glue on.
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
that's creepy....Did something happen to him....people don't naturally want to toture/kill animals you know
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It's probably hard for her to admit her son has a problem of that maginitude....I would never want to find out my son was like that, ya know?
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
She working today? Or is that where she just got back from?
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On my lips....LOL, I see what you're trying to do....i don't think so!
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
No. That's just how he is.
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
Maybe something happened that you guys don't know about......Strange for someone to just be born wanting to hurt stuff....strange IMO anyway
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
She is home from work. :(
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You see nothing.
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
It happens more often than you might think.
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
I see...
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Oh, I know what you're doing....
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maybe so....I don't have much experience with that stuff....Well, what are you gonna do if he shows up at your house?
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
You don't know what you are doing.
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God make her SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
Oh yes I do LOL
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Why don't you tell her to move out already?
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
Nope. Clueless.
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Where would she go?? She would just laugh if I said that anyway.
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
What is it that you think I don't know exactly?
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She could move into an apartment in the city.....30 miles isn't that far
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
Anything.
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Can't afford it. She's only a nurse!! She doesn't get paid enough!!
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
I don't know anything?
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Nurses get paid a gang around here.
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
I guess not.
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Yeah, but living expenses are higher there so it all evens out.
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
WTF?! LOL...i know stuff
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No I mean they make a gang like even for out here
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
Why did you start that argument then???
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No, they don't. There is no way for anyone to get ahead. We're all fucked.
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
Because....i do to know stuff....
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There are plenty of ways apprently we just haven't found one...Ask my clients who make millions of dollars a year
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
Eh... she's been quiet for a while. And she works tomorrow. Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
Maybe it's the calm before the storm...Be careful ;-)
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
I bet it is!!!! Usually is.
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I need a nap.
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
LOL....go take one
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
Too busy.
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
I'll bet you any amount of money mom is going to call in sick to work tomorrow. Just fucking watch!!!
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
LOL...maybe not....What are you busy doing?
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2009
She will.
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I am watching tv. And about to eat corn dogs. And mom is yapping. And yapping. And yapping. And yapping.
by King of Sexytown on September 30th, 2009
Good morning Sunshine!!!!!!!!!!
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I got here before you did!!! Haha!!!
by King of Sexytown on October 1st, 2009
Mom just left for work a little bit ago. She was looking all over the house for her watch and it turned out that she accidentally threw it away. *shakes head*
by King of Sexytown on October 1st, 2009
LOL, 2:30am doesn't count......You should be sleeping
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Who throws their watch away? LOL, how do you mistake it for something that should be in a trash can?
by Anonymous on October 1st, 2009
I should also be a millionaire.
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Demented I suppose.
by King of Sexytown on October 1st, 2009
I SHOULD be a lot of things LOL
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How goes it this morning?
by Anonymous on October 1st, 2009
I have fish tacos for lunch...how jelous are you?
by Anonymous on October 1st, 2009
Eh... I fell back asleep again :(
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Not very.
by King of Sexytown on October 1st, 2009
Mom won't be home until like 5 or 6pm today!! Yaaaay!!!!!
by King of Sexytown on October 1st, 2009
that's good.....I'm already a quater way through my new book....It's fuckin weird...and it jumps around like a magazine....
by Anonymous on October 1st, 2009
Like a magazine??? How does a magazine jump around???
by King of Sexytown on October 1st, 2009
Like you know...skip to page 47 for the rest of the story....only you can't follow because you have to read page by page b/c you never know when that story line will pick up again....past present futre present future past future past present......BLAH.....it's really good tho
by Anonymous on October 1st, 2009
Just takes a lot of attention
by Anonymous on October 1st, 2009
Ugh.... That would have to be ONE GOOD STORY!!!! I seriously couldn't stick with that I don't think.
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I think you're a fish taco.
by King of Sexytown on October 1st, 2009
I might also have to read the book twice too. Just too damned time consuming.
by King of Sexytown on October 1st, 2009
by Reptar on November 20th, 2009
One time, in band camp...I never knew a trombone could fit in their like that.
by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on September 22nd, 2009
>FULL MOON<
welcome
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Investment crap
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
Create some new ideas about people investments and this is the right time as the world is going in recession.
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I don't sell.... just clean up messes and do paperwork.
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009
Your work seem to be relaxing ,beause at least you can sit on computer and answer all AB users.
by xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx on September 17th, 2009
LOL....yea I should probably be doing something else, but I'm too annoyed right now. Too much caffine makes me easily irritable
by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009