by n1kkigirl on September 16th, 2009

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If I said, "I am God" can you prove me wrong?

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by Sokoot on September 19th, 2009

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I don't bother myself to do so, but I will give you the address of a good psychologist.
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- Oh I get it, if God was one of us you'd send him to a shrink, this is what that chick was singing about you know!
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by Vaporeongirl on September 16th, 2009

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Yes, because you can't throw lightning; bring things back to life; read people's minds and hearts or do any of those other things that God can do.
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- Yes I can, I do it all the time. +5
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by Gone on September 16th, 2009

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You are the created not the Creator.
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- Prove me wrong. +5
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- Were you here when our universe was created? Did you put the stars, planets, sun, in orbit and are you holding them there?
  Did you design life on earth and give it breath?
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- YES!
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by Have A Nice Day on September 18th, 2009

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No, but this guy probably could.
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- hahahahah this video is soo funny, i wish every christian was forced to watch it.
  
  Now if you can just catch a ride on Mohammed's flying chariot that he road into heaven we would all be happy. (Do not think that Christanity is the only relegion with holes in it)
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  by Kensum1 on September 18th, 2009
- Hallllelluuuuyaaaa! I have seen the light! +5
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  by n1kkigirl on September 18th, 2009
- heeeheeee@!
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  by Sage Chexie at your service on September 22nd, 2009
- oh man im hooked on soldieringodsarmy videos now... ahhh...sooo funny!
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  by Sage Chexie at your service on September 22nd, 2009
- That was interesting.
  
  Just like to point out that there are Christians that do not believe in the Trinity. I am one of them. :D
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by 000 on September 18th, 2009

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Being on AB and saying that, proves you are not :))
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- I don't get it +5
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by BlackTomcat on November 12th, 2009

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I think so.
Describe yourself as god.
Then drink a bottle of vodka.
Now describe yourself again.
What was that? I didn't quite get that. Blubber blebber croc tuf?
Yup, you're God, You're speaking in tongues even.
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- haha end of discussion. +5
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by Randoley on October 23rd, 2009

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Yeah hang you on a cross until you die, then see if you come back to life in 3 days. Wanna try it?
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- Since when is that proof of God? This didn't come from the Bible did it? If so, first you must prove that the Bible is true. +5
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  by n1kkigirl on October 23rd, 2009
- Jesus died on a cross then came back to life 3 days later.
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  by Randoley on October 23rd, 2009
- Who said Jesus was God? Can you prove he was?
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  by n1kkigirl on October 24th, 2009
- I can only go by who and what He said He was. No other prophet, philosopher, or preacher ever completely changed human history like Jesus did, but never mind if you need proof then you don't understand faith, and there is nothing I can do for you. Anyway my job is not to provide proof. My job is only to tell.
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  by Randoley on October 24th, 2009
- OK then, you don't have a way to prove that I am not God, you only have faith?
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  by n1kkigirl on October 24th, 2009
- I'm pretty sure that if you said you were God the burden of proof would be on you, not me.
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  by Randoley on October 25th, 2009
- We can agree on that!
  Cheers!
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  by n1kkigirl on October 25th, 2009
- Her question was God, not Jesus, sweetbottoms. Jesus was a, ok, god-ly MAN. Bible says it.
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  by BlackTomcat on November 12th, 2009
- Sorry to fault you Randoley, early christianism was a fringe religious movement with a sweet promise in the age when the gods were statues.
  The likes of Emperor Constantine made it a force, by the blade of the sword, because it could be used to controll the masses. No Jesus in all that, just the coverboy..
  Become christian or be severely kicked or killed was the word of those days.
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  by BlackTomcat on November 12th, 2009
- Can't clog historical facts with choir preachings, try another approach.
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  by BlackTomcat on November 12th, 2009
- Jesus was God, and I have no idea what you are talking about. No one is forced to be a Christian nowadays so what does that have to do with anything?
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  by Randoley on November 12th, 2009
- Want to talk about burdens of proof? Where is the proof that Jesus was actually a historical figure and not a purely mythical one? There is a pretty strong case for him being an allegorical creation of myth that makes much more sense in context of the historical period.
  
  Evidence for the historical Jesus... not such a strong case, to say the least.
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  by leetmeat on November 12th, 2009
- Leetmeat thank you for pointing out the irony in Randoly's "burden of proof" comment!
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  by n1kkigirl on November 12th, 2009
- Don't claim victory yet.
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  The first-century Roman Tacitus, who is considered one of the more accurate historians of the ancient world, mentioned superstitious “Christians” (from Christus, which is Latin for Christ), who suffered under Pontius Pilate during the reign of Tiberius. Suetonius, chief secretary to Emperor Hadrian, wrote that there was a man named Chrestus (or Christ) who lived during the first century (Annals 15.44).
  Flavius Josephus is the most famous Jewish historian. In his Antiquities he refers to James, “the brother of Jesus, who was called Christ.” There is a controversial verse (18:3) that says, “Now there was about this time Jesus, a wise man, if it be lawful to call him a man. For he was one who wrought surprising feats....He was [the] Christ...he appeared to them alive again the third day, as the divine prophets had foretold these and ten thousand other wonderful things concerning him.” One version reads, “At this time there was a wise man named Jesus. His conduct was good and [he] was known to be virtuous. And many people from among the Jews and the other nations became his disciples. Pilate condemned him to be crucified and to die. But those who became his disciples did not abandon his discipleship. They reported that he had appeared to them three days after his crucifixion, and that he was alive; accordingly he was perhaps the Messiah, concerning whom the prophets have recounted wonders.”
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  Julius Africanus quotes the historian Thallus in a discussion of the darkness which followed the crucifixion of Christ (Extant Writings, 18).
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  Pliny the Younger, in Letters 10:96, recorded early Christian worship practices including the fact that Christians worshiped Jesus as God and were very ethical, and he includes a reference to the love feast and Lord’s Supper.
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  The Babylonian Talmud (Sanhedrin 43a) confirms Jesus' crucifixion on the eve of Passover and the accusations against Christ of practicing sorcery and encouraging Jewish apostasy.
  
  Lucian of Samosata was a second-century Greek writer who admits that Jesus was worshiped by Christians, introduced new teachings, and was crucified for them. He said that Jesus' teachings included the brotherhood of believers, the importance of conversion, and the importance of denying other gods. Christians lived according to Jesus’ laws, believed themselves to be immortal, and were characterized by contempt for death, voluntary self-devotion, and renunciation of material goods.
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  Mara Bar-Serapion confirms that Jesus was thought to be a wise and virtuous man, was considered by many to be the king of Israel, was put to death by the Jews, and lived on in the teachings of His followers.
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  by Randoley on November 12th, 2009
- I don't equate winning a debate or argument with victory. I much rather prefer to be wrong, as it gives me something new to learn about.
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  I know what the evidence is. I shamelessly baited you into this specific argument. I also see that you copied your response word for word from www.gotquestions.org. Which leads me to deduce that while you may know quite a bit within the realm of modern biblical study as it applies to your brand of Christianity, this might be one of the first times you have actually had to look at what the non-Christian evidence for the historical Jesus is. You're welcome.
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  Now point by point.
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  by leetmeat on November 13th, 2009
- The content of the Tacitus passage is not a witness to a historical Jesus. There is further criticism to be made on the content, but it’s pointless in comparison to the following evidence. It doesn’t have any corroborating documents that people claim it could be sourced from. It is not referenced by any opponents or defenders of Christianity or the historical Jesus until the 14th-15th centuries. This includes the exhaustive efforts of Clement, Eusebius, Origen, or any other Christian or Non-Christian writer anywhere until the 14th century. Tertullian, one of the first to try and claim Christians under Nero were heavily persecuted, lists specific occurrences these alleged persecutions. He never mentions any scapegoating or killing of Christians by Nero in response to the burning of Rome, which only would have been a major occurrence. The only copy of The Annals remaining in existence is one made during the 11th century that was in the possession of a Christian.
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- Tacitus’s writings are especially notorious as the target of tampering as large additions and deletions have been found in different copies of other works.
  In summary, there is no actual witness to Jesus and nobody mentions the passage anywhere in history until the 14th century. Being that this is currently the strongest piece of independent evidence for the historical Jesus, I find it very unlikely it would not have been used in one of the many defenses of Christianity. Also, there have been a variety of attempts to edit or add passages in the other works of Tacitus and the only remaining copy is from the 11th century and had been in exclusive Christian possession up till then and after. The evidence of absence of the Jesus and Nero passage from the historical record and history of tampering with Tacitus means it was most likely added at a later time. In addition, the story of Nero burning Rome and blaming Christians, independent of this, doesn’t start appearing until the 12th century
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  by leetmeat on November 13th, 2009
- The Josephus passage has been under considerable question for the last few centuries. It’s completely out of character with Josephus’s attitudes towards Jewish messianic cults, which he holds harsh opinions of throughout his works. Furthermore, Origen addresses Josephus’ work in a section on John the Baptist, but makes no mention of the Testamonium, which is a hefty piece of evidence in support of Christianity that wouldn’t have overlooked. It’s pretty clear, even to Christian scholars, that there was some interpolation (additions) at a later time. The extent is debated, but there is no solid ground other then religious motive to say the entire passage is not an interpolation as the entirety of the text is out of place.
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  by leetmeat on November 13th, 2009
- This most likely happened accidentally when being copied, when a Christian scribe copied what was a note left by a previous Christian scribe elaborating on what Josephus had written. You see, it’s very, very difficult to distinguish the actual text from notes in ancient documents and this sort of accidental insertion is a common way it occurs. Accidental or not, it was put there at a later time by someone else.
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  Nobody else has seen this document that Thallus supposedly wrote and Africanus references, nor does any other early Christian/Non-Christian writer reference or know of it. He also claims that Thallus wrote that an earthquake had destroyed most of Judea at the time of this darkness. There are no accounts of this in any historical document written by anyone anywhere. This is simply the exaggeration of events for impact, something common in early Christianity.
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  by leetmeat on November 13th, 2009
- In Pliny’s Letter to Trajan (dated 111AD), he does speak of Christians. He reports that some were refusing to pay taxes, so he gathered them up for interrogation and punishment. He then witnessed them cursing Christ and worshipping pagan idols. Claiming they had not been Christians for three years, then explaining their ritual in worshipping Christ where they would swear to not lie, cheat, steal, and commit adultery. Being suspicious of them, he takes two of the women and tortures them for information to no avail. He then alludes to them being depraved and excessively superstitious. I don’t see how this proves the case for Jesus, or offers an overtly ethical image of Christians. It is worth noting that Trajan writes back and chastises Pilny for treating them in this fashion.
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  by leetmeat on November 13th, 2009
- The Talmud uses the name Yeshu, which is Jesus, a common name. It’s also used in reference to a Yeshu that lived around 100BCE, not for any Yeshu around the time Christ supposedly lived. The specific edition mentioning this Yeshu was also not even written until the late 3rd century, well past the lifespan for any potential contemporaries of Jesus.
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  Serapion’s letter, written around 110-130BCE, doesn’t refer to Jesus. It refers only to a “wise king” that was executed by the Jews. There were many Jews running around claiming to be messiahs from 100BCE-200AD. Some of them had large followings and were pitched as kings of Israel, sometimes in a sarcastic sense. Go open up Josephus’ Antiquity of the Jews and you will find him harshly criticizing a number of purported Jewish “messiahs” who had their own cult followings that persisted after their death.
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  by leetmeat on November 13th, 2009
- Some of them even were even named Jesus, which isn’t surprising as it was a common name then (none of these Jesus’ fit the biblical timeline for Christ’s life though). He doesn’t mention Christ or Christians specifically, he could have been referring to a number of virtuous “kings” that the Jews executed, and there are no specifics that would confirm the historicity of Christ as he isn’t a contemporary of his or referring to an encounter with someone who was. He also says Pythagoras was burned by his countrymen in Greece, when in reality he moved to Italy where he lived out the rest of his days. The guy doesn’t even know his Greek history.
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  Hopefully, some of this will sink in and you might stop and think about it for awhile. Maybe all this effort into my response will be worth something.
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  by leetmeat on November 13th, 2009
- No it wasn't the first time I had to look up this kind of stuff, but I don't need this kind of stuff to believe anyway. You haven't done me any favors.
  How do we know anything written about Cleopatra or Alexander the Great is real. No one seems to have a problem with believing all the stuff written about them.
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  Your efforts were waisted on me, sorry. Maybe you will be able to
  back up another person's disbelief or cause a weak believer to falter or turn away, but my faith is backed up with knowing without doubt that God is real, Jesus existed, He was God in human form, and because I have accepted His sacrifice as my own I will never have to worry about what will happen to me when I die.
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  by Randoley on November 13th, 2009
- I respect that answer and I agree with you Randoley. There is no proof of God written in history or demonstrated with scientific research. Faith is all you need to feel God and all God requires of a Christian. I think we all agree on this.
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by This_Person on September 16th, 2009

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I guess not, because I dont know you.
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by SoulSearcher on December 23rd, 2009

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I would not even try, you can be god if you want to. +like lol
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- Hey cool. Hey you can be God too!
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by Franklin on September 18th, 2009
I'd run you over with my car several times, and then shoot you multiple times. If you get hurt, die, or retaliate, I will have proven that you are not God.
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- Yes more violence, the people love it, you'll get a lot of points +5 to get ya started!
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  by n1kkigirl on September 18th, 2009
- Ah, stop ya whinin'. God wouldn't whine about that. If you're really God it wouldn't even phase you. Even Superman could handle that.
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  by Franklin on September 19th, 2009
- But I prophesise that the human incarnation of God will be tested and tried by people who don't believe him, and eventually put to death...
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- haha its true huruey, it's happend before
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  by n1kkigirl on September 19th, 2009
- OK, let's give it a shot and see who's right. Now, go lay down in he middle of the street while I get my car keys. . .
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  by Franklin on September 21st, 2009
- Yes violence I love it!
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  by n1kkigirl on September 21st, 2009
- Only if you're not God. For a human, it's violence, for God it's nothing
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  by angus1 on September 21st, 2009
- Oh how could I forget, God lets violence happen because of he gave man freewill, but he intervenes because he answers prayers, but not certain people randomly, yeah it all makes sense now! You win haha
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  by n1kkigirl on September 21st, 2009
- No. The point is, God can't get killed by being run over by a car. This is your question, remember? You need to learn to think deeper.
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  by angus1 on September 21st, 2009
- But I am invincible
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  by n1kkigirl on September 21st, 2009
- So, getting run over by a car would only hurt the car; it's not violence.
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  by angus1 on September 22nd, 2009
- Opps the spirit just jumped to your mom Jeremy, Solomon go ahead and do the experiment on her, God isn't occupying my body anymore. Sorry Jeremy :(
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  by n1kkigirl on September 22nd, 2009
- Sorry, you just keep proving you aren't even well schooled, let alone God. :-)
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  by Franklin on September 22nd, 2009
- Oh, sorry. Too late, the car is coming your way. You shoulda told him sooner! Plus, he knows my mom. He knows she knows she's not God.
  
  Rots of ruck!
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  by angus1 on September 22nd, 2009
- I guess that means you can't prove me wrong, coolness I accept your apology.
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  by n1kkigirl on September 23rd, 2009
- You did that on your own. Thanks.
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  by Franklin on September 23rd, 2009
- God is omnipotent, of course he could get run over by a car.
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  by huruey on September 23rd, 2009
- I'm just glad the most violent response got the most points and not a single Christian jumped in and said this is out of line!
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  by n1kkigirl on September 24th, 2009
- If you were God, you wouldn't be threatened. You wouldn't consider it "violence." Try slamming your car into a tree. See who wins. Even a tree isn't threatened by a car, let alone God.
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  by angus1 on September 24th, 2009
- God can do whatever He wants, there is nothing we can do that He can't. He is capable of human feelings if He wants. He can consider it "violence" if He wants. He can get shot, run over, bleed, feel threatened and die and come back and leave bodies and enter others, if He wants. That is why it is important to have "faith," listen to your heart, and most importantly don't kill people, let God decide.
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  by n1kkigirl on September 27th, 2009
- God is immortal, which means he cannot die. Cars or bullets can't hurt him.
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  by angus1 on September 27th, 2009
- God can do whatever He wants.
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  by n1kkigirl on September 27th, 2009
- One who is immortal cannot die. Thus, neither bullets nor bumpers would scare him or her.
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  by angus1 on September 28th, 2009
- But if God really wanted to die. I'm sure he could.
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  by LeopardGecko - ACS on October 18th, 2009
- Then, he wouldn't be immortal. Immortality means death is not possible.
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  by angus1 on October 18th, 2009
- Yeah, but couldn't God become mortal if he really really really really wanted to?
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  by LeopardGecko - ACS on October 18th, 2009
- Then he wouldn't be immortal.
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  by angus1 on October 19th, 2009
- Jeremy, what part of "God can do ANYTHING" don't you understand?
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  by n1kkigirl on October 19th, 2009
- I understand the words quite well but whoever said it evidently doesn't understand the concept of immortality.
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  by angus1 on October 19th, 2009
- God is above your "concept" he is not subject to the rules you place on him, and you have put a lot of rules on him (ie he must be immortal, can't switch bodies, can't hide), he can do ANYTHING, this is why you cannot prove me wrong.
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  by n1kkigirl on October 19th, 2009
- I haven't placed any rules on God or anyone else, just explaining to you what the word immortality means. One who is immortal cannot die. Look it up if you don't believe me.
  
  For your convenience, here is the word "immortal" defined: "1. not subject to death or decay; having perpetual life."
  
  If you were God you would know what the word means.
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  by angus1 on October 19th, 2009
- But if somebody is immortal and they can do anything they want. The "do anything they want" trumps the immortality. If God wanted to be mortal, he can. Otherwise you would have to say. God can do anything he wants except become mortal. Which would mean, God could not do anything and everything he wants. This could lead to some speculations as to what else he is not capable of.
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  by LeopardGecko - ACS on October 19th, 2009
- Uh, immorality and "doing anything they want" are not related. Please look up the word "immortal." It means one cannot die, but does not mean their power is unlimited.
  
  The Bible specifically states that God's power is limitless but it also says that he is immortal. So, BOTH things are true. God's power is limitless but he is also immortal. His immortality doesn't limit his power, his power does not cancel out his immortality.
  
  I tell you what. Read the Bible. Then, you will see that your statement ("do anything they want") does not come from the Bible. You will read that God is immortal and has limitless power. Both things are true.
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  by angus1 on October 20th, 2009
- Jeremy, I think your "proof of not God" has officially fallen flat. You have reduced yourself to only straman arguments.
  1st straw man: No one said that immortal means "their power is unlimited." Just you, you said it, then you argued against it.
  2nd, who said the Bible's God is the real God? Again, just you. Surely you have developed a hypothesis and tested it so that we can all agree that the Bible's God is the true God, otherwise you cannot present the Bible as evidence...
  I'd like to also point out that your definition of God is unique in that you are the first believer I have ever met that has said God is NOT omnipitent (He can't do whatever he wants).
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  by n1kkigirl on October 20th, 2009
- Jeremy, you should realize that your argument has a huge contradiction in it. It is impossible for somebody to be LIMITLESS and have a limitation. I'm aware of immortality, and so are you, I am also aware of limitless, you are not, you go look it up, it means you can do anything you want, including be mortal if you are immortal. If this is not possible as I said before, God's powers are NOT limitless. I do not think you get the point of this, and it's something that you should take into consideration as this is the guy that you trust everything with.
  
  And yes, immortality and doing everything you want are related completely. Well, then the Bible, as I've so commonly seen has contradicted itself. You cannot do anything you want and not be something at the same time. They don't cancel each other out, that's just illogical nonsense. Like I said, Bible = contradiction.
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  by LeopardGecko - ACS on October 20th, 2009
- God's POWER is limitless. It is possible to unlimited power but also be immortal. He chooses not to die. You speak as if immortality is a weakness, a limitation. It's the opposite. You need to look up the word. You clearly don't understand it.
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  by angus1 on October 20th, 2009
- Jeremy "He chooses not to die." That leaves the choice to die, if he felt like it. That is exactly our point and exactly why your experiment has a fatal flaw. Glad to see that you finally admit your experiment would not prove that I am not God.
  Cheers!
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  by n1kkigirl on October 20th, 2009
- God is immortal. He cannot die. Check a dictionary. In fact, his omnipotence would demand immortality, since one who is dead has no power. You aren't God cause you are afraid of being hit by a car.
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  by angus1 on October 20th, 2009
- But his then current incarnation can die. and did, or so they say. Discorporate ... leave the body. They say for three days. ... "Are you the king of the Jews?" "Thou sayest it." got him killed. Or so it is told by people who are known to have NOT BEEN There.
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  by MadMike on November 29th, 2009
- Jesus died, God didn't. Two different individuals.
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  by angus1 on November 29th, 2009
- Julius, your experiment is flawed, we are not going to believe that God suddenly cannot do whatever He wants just because you want to win this argument. I am God, therefore I can make up the rules, not you.
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  by n1kkigirl on November 29th, 2009
- It's not my argument. I am merely reporting that God is immortal, as he stated long before my time. Since you've admitted you aren't immortal, you aren't God. Simple as that.
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  by angus1 on November 29th, 2009
- I make the rules, I'm God, simple as that. You need a new experiment.
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  by n1kkigirl on November 29th, 2009
- Sorry, pal. God can't die or lie. You've both lied and admitted to being mortal. You yourself proved that you aren't God. Good job!
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  by angus1 on November 29th, 2009
- When last did the words come from the mouth of god and not from an imperfect human talking to god.
  http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7538778
  I refute you thusly
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  by MadMike on November 29th, 2009
- No, God lied.
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  by LeopardGecko - ACS on November 30th, 2009
- You are free to believe that and whatever else you wish. It's not true, but it's yours to believe if it makes you happy.
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  by angus1 on November 30th, 2009
- Julius, first you claim to know what God can and cannot do and now you are claiming someone's beliefs are "not true," based on (Divine insight?)....?? Somebody thinks they are almighty here and it isn't me...
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  by n1kkigirl on November 30th, 2009
- Glad that you have admitted once again that your aren't God. "Somebody thinks they are almighty here and it isn't me..."
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  by angus1 on November 30th, 2009
- actually you can't
  
  People will say God wanted to die to remove our sins .. sacrifice
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  by Ahmed_225 on November 30th, 2009
- Thank you Ahmed, look, my point is believe in God out of faith in God, that should be enough. Personal faith, not objective proof, is what God expects of us.
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  by n1kkigirl on December 1st, 2009
- That's not what the Bible says.
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  by Franklin on December 1st, 2009
- @Solomon: First you tell us what God can and cannot do, then you completely miss the whole point of the Bible. I feel that you do not fully understand the concept of God, nor the Bible:
  
  "We live by faith, not by sight." 2 Corinthians 5:7.
  "Are you so foolish? After beginning with the Spirit, are you now trying to attain your goal by human effort?" Galatians 3:3
  "Because you have seen me, you have believed; blessed are those who have not seen and yet have believed." John 20:29.
  
  You must agree that you can only know in your heart that I am not God, you cannot prove it, and the other Gods would agree.
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  by n1kkigirl on December 5th, 2009
- She's citing 3 out of 55,000 verses out of context.
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  by angus1 on December 5th, 2009
- In other words "Don't ask me I don't know THAT much *drool*"
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  by LeopardGecko - ACS on December 5th, 2009
- Nikki - that's the beauty of it. I let blather on and on, knowing you'd admit you aren't God sooner of later. In your own words: ""Somebody thinks they are almighty here and it isn't me..."
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  by Franklin on December 5th, 2009
- 3 out of 4 are Paul that makes a Paulist not a Christian
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  by MadMike on December 5th, 2009
- ALL that Groks Is God.
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  by MadMike on December 5th, 2009
- @Leopard, it is funny we have to educate these people on the Bible and the evidence for what we are saying is in their OWN book.
  @Madmike, I had to look up that "Groks is God" reference, it's nice, we can agree on this.
  To the others, come on now, the arguments have just gotten silly. What is happening is a completely flawed argument is presented, I defeat it, then you move on to the next logically flawed argument. Now you're repeating old ones, we've gotten back to the posit: "God's power is limitless," Julius said that. Hence, God has the power to admit He isn't God (Julius' argument contradicts Solomon's). You guys are now arguing with yourselves! Now any proof, I'm not God, or just more chasing your tails?
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  by n1kkigirl on December 6th, 2009
- "Now any proof, I'm not God, or just more chasing your tails?" Yes, your own statement: "Somebody thinks they are almighty here and it isn't me..."
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  by Franklin on December 6th, 2009
- Why does Nikki keep admitting she isn't God and then asks for proof?
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  by angus1 on December 6th, 2009
- It was a test of your faith, hey at least I didn't ask you to sacrifice your kid, but you're probably going to tell me that God would never do that either...
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  by n1kkigirl on December 8th, 2009
- God wouldn't test anyone's faith by saying he's not God.
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  by Franklin on December 8th, 2009
- OK how did Sampson transport the 300 foxes that he trapped(how big an area) and when he tied the fire starters to their tails was that the act of a good man.
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  by MadMike on December 8th, 2009
- haha Madmike, he must have had the spirit of the Lord to help him find, trap, and make cooperate, 300 foxes and then torture them to death. That is a feat only a loving God could facilitate.
  @Solomon: Nice, more rules for the God of limitless power.
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  by n1kkigirl on December 8th, 2009
- My work is done here. Got you to admit you aren't God. We didn't even have to do it. Get some rest. Mortals need it every now and then.
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  by Franklin on December 8th, 2009
- @Solomon: Nice strawman, the point was to prove I'm not God, even if I say I'm not God, that doesn't prove anything. All you did was put limits on God and defined God as a being as He suited your interests, we've never seen anyone do that before(Hitler, the Crusaders, Bush)...
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  by n1kkigirl on December 9th, 2009
- You're saying: "I'm not God. Now, prove I'm not God." You insist that you aren't God. Fine. We believe you.
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  by Franklin on December 9th, 2009
- And he's back, now inventing quotations. Haha, you threaten violence, deny the Bible, redifine God, and now you just flat out lie? Do you have a source for anything you have said? Do you have any standards at all?
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  by n1kkigirl on December 9th, 2009
- How many times do you want me to quote you? OK, it's just copy and paste. Again.
  
  Nikkigirl: "Somebody thinks they are almighty here and it isn't me..."
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  by Franklin on December 9th, 2009
- Um Solomon, that wasn't the quote you invented above. So how does this prove I'm not God? Cite it with references from the Bible please.
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  by n1kkigirl on December 9th, 2009
- Yup The Goodness of God Is in the eye of the Beholder and which side of the fence you sit on.
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  by MadMike on December 9th, 2009
- You said it yourself. Don't you remember? On Nov. 30 2009 @ 5:22 AM west coast time. Here is the entire quotation of your admission of not being God almighty, since you seem to have forgotten:
  
  n1kkigirl Nov, 30 2009 at 05:22 AM
  Julius, first you claim to know what God can and cannot do and now you are claiming someone's beliefs are "not true," based on (Divine insight?)....?? Somebody thinks they are almighty here and it isn't me...
  
  You said it all. Thanks. :-)
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  by Franklin on December 9th, 2009
- Ah Argumentum ad nauseam logical fallacy, repeating an argument over and over does not make it right. Again, cite the Bible passage that shows that this is PROOF that I am not God and not just a test.
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  by n1kkigirl on December 10th, 2009
- HAHA! It's YOUR "logical fallacy" argument. I just quoted your own words! (Still laughing!)
  
  Didn't anybody ever tell you that if you want to deny saying something, NEVER put it in writing.
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  by Franklin on December 10th, 2009
- So no Bible citation?
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  by n1kkigirl on December 13th, 2009
- No, no reason to? You answered your own question better than any of could possibly have. We all believe you when you admit to not being God, but not everyone believes the Bible. Thanks for the assist.
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  by Franklin on December 14th, 2009
- Thanks for admitting you have nothing to support your claim, so it's safe to throw it out (sorry). You follow it with another unsubstaintiated claim? "We all believe you when you admit to not being God," do you have a source to demonstrate that everyone believes that?
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  by n1kkigirl on December 14th, 2009
- "Thanks for admitting you have nothing to support your claim." YOU supported my claim by your admission. Even you don't believe you're God. You said it yourself. In writing. Sorry, pal. You can't escape your own words.
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  by Franklin on December 14th, 2009
- It was a test.
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  by n1kkigirl on December 14th, 2009
- What?
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  by Franklin on December 14th, 2009
- You said: "It was a test." What was "a test?"
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by - MojoThunder - on September 16th, 2009
i wouldn't need to ... you can do that all by yourself
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- Good answer.
  The claimers actions would prove they are not God alone.
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  by schmee2369 on September 16th, 2009
- I think she is God.
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  by His Lordship... has left on September 16th, 2009
- I just act like this because I want to right now, I could fly if I wanted to. +5
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  by n1kkigirl on September 16th, 2009
- Well exactly, you just proved youreself wrong. lmao.
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  by schmee2369 on September 16th, 2009
- I'm testing your faith
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  by n1kkigirl on September 16th, 2009
- lmao "i could flt if i wanted to" haha qoute of the day
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  by Anonymous on September 19th, 2009
- very good answer and it contains everything. +5
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by chick whisperer on September 16th, 2009
ofcourse,i ll just shoot you in the head if you don t die i ll say yes but if you died then i ll say you r not god
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- I thought God died for our sins? I guess I was mistaken.
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  by His Lordship... has left on September 16th, 2009
- Yeah, just ask Jesus +5
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  by n1kkigirl on September 16th, 2009
- i m not christian we don t believe that jesus is god
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  by chick whisperer on September 17th, 2009
- Point well taken. I'm not either. Most that answer these type of questions are. But, If you shot God trying to prove that he/she isn't God, what does that say about your faith in God?
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- lol that i have a strong faith in god?
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  by chick whisperer on September 17th, 2009
- Then why would you have to shot him and see if he doesn't die to prove it?
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  by His Lordship... has left on September 17th, 2009
- i don t have to prove it for me? coz i already know may be for other people
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  by chick whisperer on September 17th, 2009
- Then why did you have to shoot "Him/Her"? To prove that He/she is God to everyone else? Is that why you would shoot God? Shouldn't everyone believe by blind faith alone not just you?
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  by His Lordship... has left on September 17th, 2009
- i totally agree that everybody should believe by blind faith
  i guess i m one the lucky people
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  by chick whisperer on September 17th, 2009
- Well, I am glad that you don't have to shoot God. But, you will have to find another way to prove n1kkigirl is not God then,
  Are you like 12 years old maybe? If you are, I will stop pulling your chain.
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  by His Lordship... has left on September 17th, 2009
- geeze his lord and they told me to "stop poking the anthill with a stick" haha!
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  by n1kkigirl on September 17th, 2009
- damn did you see her avatar you can t shoot something so beautiful like this
  and dude i m not 12 why did you assume that?you know what happens when you assume
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  by chick whisperer on September 18th, 2009
- I didn't assume anything. I asked based on your arguments. I didn't want to continue to take unfair advantage of you. Now that I know you are older, I fear I have insulted you. I did not mean to do this.
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  by His Lordship... has left on September 18th, 2009
- when you face a question like that(no offense n1kkigirl)there s no smart answer for it that was the first thaught that came to my mind
  "insult" not taken thanks
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  by chick whisperer on September 18th, 2009
- =D
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  by His Lordship... has left on September 18th, 2009
- what s that?
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  by chick whisperer on September 18th, 2009
- a smile.
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  by His Lordship... has left on September 18th, 2009
- finnaly dude
  you been breaking my balls the whole time
  a smile is great thanks
  good luck
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  by chick whisperer on September 18th, 2009
- But what about temporary death followed by a force lightning rampage?
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  by Have A Nice Day on September 18th, 2009
- Sorry Rock me sexy Jesus...you joined the party too late. It's over.
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  by His Lordship... has left on September 18th, 2009
- sorry rock me sexy jesus...god never dies even temporarly god is watching us in every second of our lives god doesn t even sleep so how can you say he can die temporary death?
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  by chick whisperer on September 18th, 2009
- Chick whisperer...let it go. Rock me sexy Jesus will do to you what I did only worse.
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  by His Lordship... has left on September 18th, 2009
- wht do you think she s gonna do?
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  by chick whisperer on September 18th, 2009
- say that i m 12?
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  by chick whisperer on September 18th, 2009
- You are warned. I was trying to be helpful.
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  by His Lordship... has left on September 18th, 2009
- hehe thanks man didn t mean to be an ass sorry
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  by chick whisperer on September 18th, 2009
- How did this Psycho answer earn so many points anyway? Am I the only one who is a little worried with the whole "shoot you in the head" comment?
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  by n1kkigirl on September 18th, 2009
- Wow, you just disputed the entire premise of the New Testament.
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  by Have A Nice Day on September 19th, 2009
- I wouldn't know if he did or I did. Don't read that book.
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  by His Lordship... has left on September 19th, 2009
- "god never dies even temporarily" disputes the entire premise. Not saying I agree with that premise, just pointing out the hypocrisy.
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  by Have A Nice Day on September 19th, 2009
- I dont think 'not being god afterall' should be punishable by death. I dont think the judge will either at your trial ;-)
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  by JakobA I^_^I the alooney on September 19th, 2009
- there s no hypocrisy you choise to understand it in a twisted way
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  by chick whisperer on September 19th, 2009
- So, if we understand it differently then you or your church, our way is "twisted"? Just want to understand what you are saying now.
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  by His Lordship... has left on September 19th, 2009
- my god,iwas pretty sure that you understood the idea i was talking about JAKOBA she thinks i was talking about punishing whoever says he s god that s ot what i meant
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  by chick whisperer on September 19th, 2009
- Oh I see. She was understanding you in a twisted way. What makes her way twisted?
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  by His Lordship... has left on September 19th, 2009
- I was saying you would have killed her. They call that murder.
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  by JakobA I^_^I the alooney on September 19th, 2009
- That is what I thought you were saying too Jakoba
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- OK! i ll just ask her to shoot herself in the head so i can believe her ok?
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  by chick whisperer on September 19th, 2009
- So you have no faith? You need God to prove it too you?
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  by His Lordship... has left on September 19th, 2009
- Actually. This is getting very tiresome. I am done with this thread. Too boring going over the same thing over and over again.
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  by His Lordship... has left on September 19th, 2009
- i don t need any one saying to me he s god i have faith in god and i know what i just said and people can understand it any way they want because like you saidit s getting really boring and tiresome
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by Sodahead on September 16th, 2009
Of course not Nikki, of course you're our lord. Now I'm going to need you to go for a little ride with these nice men in white coats.
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- When you meet the real God be sure you let all of us know. You are the expert on who is God...Yes?
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- LOL...I know who my God is. It's your responsibility to find your own higher power.
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  by Sodahead on September 16th, 2009
- I hadn't realized there was more then one. Thanks for pointing that out to me.
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- I would never be so arrogant as to dictate to you who or what you should believe in. I'm starting to get the feeling that not only are you insecure with your sexuality but your also insecure with your faith.
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  by Sodahead on September 16th, 2009
- I am very secure with my sexuality unlike you based on your 'homophobic "questions. I am also a happy practicing Atheist. Not the least bit insecure bout that either. :)
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- wow the party, getting a little fiesty aren't we?
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  by n1kkigirl on September 16th, 2009
- @His:I only said that because normally someone who attacks another persons views on certain subjects are very insecure with their own. The old destroy the messenger routine. In my experience that is very true, but only you would know the truth in your case.
  @Nikki: I apologize for the diversion. The answer was what I thought to be in jest and meant for laughs. It got hijacked by a person that obviously didn't find it funny.
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  by Sodahead on September 17th, 2009
- I thought it was hysterical. I had a ton of fun responding in all the questions and even stated so in my own personal answer. The problem with the written word is you cannot "hear" inflection. Do you really believe that I think n1kkigirl is god? I pulled everyone's chain in this question. Each responded differently. It was very interesting. I had the most fun I have ever had on AB with this question, because it is an unwinable answer no matter what anyone puts down.
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- Well then I need to apologize to you also for misinterpreting your intentions. I guess I was still on my soap box from the last question that we interacted at.
  Hey if you like silly questions you should check out some of my older questions. some of them turned into a lot of fun.
  Take care...
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- You don't really know me, so I guess I can see where you where coming from. Apology excepted.
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by Fiddle Playing Creole Bastard on September 16th, 2009
Where was I born and when?
Answer that, and I'll call you God.
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- Can you prove that who you call "God" knows where and when you were born? Just have him post it here. tat would be fine.
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- ... I can tell that about you. Question is, do you know where/when *I* was born? lol
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  by quack is whack on September 16th, 2009
- Of course not. Nor do I have an interest. So anyone who can tell where and when you were born must be God then. I can assume your parents know that, so you must be Jesus..no?
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- Sorry I should have specified that I was talking to NoIdea =P
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  by quack is whack on September 16th, 2009
- np. I see that now. lol. He still must be Jesus according to his definition of how to prove who God is. You just have to know where and when he was born. His parents know that. Actually, so does the government of what ever country he lives in. Scary huh?
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- I also know this about him. So tee hee! =P
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- Thank you for sharing that with me Almighty quack is whack.
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- It's expected that my parents know when and where I was born.
  Not some random AB user.
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  by Fiddle Playing Creole Bastard on September 16th, 2009
- Lighten up Noldea81. God would want you to have a sense of humor and get joy out of life. At least that is what she told me.
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- I know but I won't tell you +5
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by thatsJustme on September 16th, 2009
IF you are GOD,can you PROVE IT? YOU better be able to PROVE IT.....we aren't to tempt,ask HIM for proof, or question God..but in 'your' case, I would not hesitate...because I knew you to be false in the first place...
there is nowhere, where HE ever said, HE would be Immanuel(God among us), but once....
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- "we aren't to tempt,ask HIM for proof, or question God" Why don't you take it on faith that she is god? You take an old books word that god is... well god.
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- lmao...
  I think actions would speak louder than words when it comes to a person claiming they are God.
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- @Austinius -Great answer!
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- I'm just acting like this because I want to I could be more Godly but I don't want to right now +5
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  by n1kkigirl on September 16th, 2009
- And yet nobody ever called him Immanuel, hmm.
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  by Have A Nice Day on September 18th, 2009
- Matthew 1:23 Read it! Immanuel which interpreted means "God with us".
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  by itisihere on October 18th, 2009
- It was supposed to be a NAME, which meant something, yet the name itself was never used. Why not just say "he will be God", instead of making a false prediction about his given birth name?
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by rigby on September 16th, 2009
no- i would just walk away - and i wouldnt sit next to you on the bus, either.
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- Are you that afraid of God?
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- what has that got to do with the price of peaches?
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  by rigby on September 16th, 2009
- Absolutely nothing. How can you be so sure she isn't God? Especially if you are told to believe with no proof and with blind faith.
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- He or She first of all wouldnt have to introduce himself - I would know who it is - so its probably some nutjob i wouldnt want to deal with - LOL i have known a few people who thought they were God LOL
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  by rigby on September 16th, 2009
- You think you are the one who can judge who is or who isn't God...interesting. Maybe one of them was? You have no real faith then. Or, maybe you must be omnipotent . If you are the only one who can tell who is the real God. Maybe you are God then?
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- i just know who my God is - its a private and personal thing - something you wouldnt understand - and nothing i want to share with you. I think you like to twist everything someone says and take everything wrong and argue.Maybe you should discuss this with your God?
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  by rigby on September 16th, 2009
- Is there more then one God? I was under the impression you belonged to an monotheistic religion. I maybe wrong then. Perhaps you are Pagan or Wica?
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- And how do you know I am not your God? Prove me wrong please. +5
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  by n1kkigirl on September 16th, 2009
- exactly n1kkigirl.
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  by His Lordship... has left on September 17th, 2009
- if you were the God i have come to know and love, you would not have to introduce yourself to me!!!
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  by rigby on September 17th, 2009
- Maybe I know and love her. I don't know and love your "God". Didn't God introduce himself to moses?
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- *sigh* this is exhausting me - i give up
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  by rigby on September 17th, 2009
- lol. Lighten up. Just pulling your chain.
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- Yes give yourself up to the lord!
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- She has spoken.
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by joyride on September 18th, 2009
Can u prove u are?
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- Since when do I have to prove anything? +5
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by LarryH54 on September 18th, 2009
Let me get my glock out and we'll see.
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- Alright another violence related post, this will score you some good points +5 to get you started.
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- Well, it is a proven method of making the determination...
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by JakobA I^_^I the alooney on September 16th, 2009
No, I cannot prove your claim wrong.

I can however believe you are a nutcase ;-))
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- Prove she is a nutcase. I would like to see that. I don't think she is!
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  by His Lordship... has left on September 16th, 2009
- Nor do I at this time. But if she seriously made that claim ...
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  by JakobA I^_^I the alooney on September 16th, 2009
- So anyone (including God ) if they made that claim would be a "Nutjob"? Okay, I can accept that belief.
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- Yea, that is the problem with being sceptical, you can easily become too sceptical. Still, I prefer it to placing absolute trust in somebody.
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  by JakobA I^_^I the alooney on September 16th, 2009
- yes I think we have an agreement here. +5
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  by n1kkigirl on September 16th, 2009
- Ok, lets try it another way:
  I court you, vine you and dine you until you agree to be my wife.
  There you are at the altar swearing before all that you will love me foreve, FORSAKING ALL OTHERS.
  There you have it. God would never forsake anyone. QED. You aint God.
  regards JakobA
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  by JakobA I^_^I the alooney on September 19th, 2009
- Who said she is marring you and making that vow? Do you really thing God would enter into marriage with you and you alone?
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- No, God would not; but she would.
  You see, I am a god (of love) myself ;-))
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- Ooooo Hot stuff huh
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by Jesus is God on September 19th, 2009
Create something.Can you?Make it rain,raise someone from the dead.Make the blind see,heal the lame.Can you?
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- I hate to inform you, but God can't do any of those things either.
  But I swear if zombies eventually walk the Earth, I'll be the first to shake God's hand.
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  by Anonymous on September 19th, 2009
- He does it everyday.Also how do you know God cannot do those things?How did you get here?Radom chance?Yes that is logical.
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- When has God made anybody rise from the dead? I'm dying to know.
  He can't just make the blind heal. No. Not buying it.
  I don't know how I got here, but it certainly wasn't from God.
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  by Anonymous on September 19th, 2009
- Good luck at lifes end.
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  by Jesus is God on September 19th, 2009
- Same to you.
  Passing judgment like you do so often and indirectly telling people they are going to Hell shouldn't be met with much luck either.
  See you in Hell. Maybe we'll be bunkmates.
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  by Anonymous on September 19th, 2009
- Judgement?I say what the word of God says.The bible is plain on who goes to heaven and who goes to hell.I give scripture of what gets you to heaven,if you don't line up with the word of God,that alone tells you where you will spend eternity.So don't say I say who goes to hell,cause it is scripture that says.My life is for Christ and I live for Him now and not for my own desires.I will sin,and fall short,but I get back up and live for Him.Sin doesn't define,thanks to Christ working through me.So according to God's word,I am going to heaven.What assurance do you have?You can have it.
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  by Jesus is God on September 20th, 2009
- Well we differ greatly because I don't believe in God, Hell, or sinning.
  I believe the difference in knowing what's right and wrong. I don't need a 'book' to tell me how I should live my life.
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  by Anonymous on September 20th, 2009
- The thing is,just because you don't believe doesn't make it not exsist.Hell is a reality and outside of Christ you will go there.
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- And just because you DO believe, doesn't make it real.
  It's the same exact thing, only reversed.
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  by Anonymous on September 21st, 2009
- I guess we will see at lifes end huh?
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- Yes we will.
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- I can do all that creating stuff, I just don't want to right now +5
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by Squirrel Face on September 16th, 2009
Of course I can, because my cat is God. If you can be God so easialy, then it can be taken away from you easialy. You're claim holds just as much ground as mine. =)
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- The Egyptians worshiped Cats as a deity. You may be correct. Your Cat probably is God. In there eyes centuries ago that would be considered the only real answer to this question.
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- my point exactly squirrel +5
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by Suby the Coat on September 16th, 2009
No.
I am a Hindu.
I believe God resides in every living thing. Also in every non-living thing for that matter.
I will not contest you, but I will support your contention.
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- You are God. Only you need to realize the fact, kkigirl.
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by xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx on September 16th, 2009
God does not need any introduction by saying that i am God and does not have to prove to others.
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- Where is your proof of that?
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- You are the proof on this planet.
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  by xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx on September 16th, 2009
- I believe she is God.
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- If you believes that she is God then go ahead and have your faith on her and follow her as we all have free will on this planet.
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- I will then.
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- Thanks.
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- Maybe I am just testing your faith by coming out. +5
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- Thanks for the respond.
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by Scotslass on September 16th, 2009
Are you omnipotient?
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by lazagna on September 24th, 2009
I would ask you what makes you think you are "God"
and to prove it. Then I would probably disagree with you because I (and other people) have different views of "God".
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by A Rock In Woolfs Clothing on September 19th, 2009
If you can't make a decent Denver omlette.
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by barsoom_redux on September 19th, 2009
"Prove to me that you're devine...
change my water into wine."

Hope this helps.
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- I can do that if I want to, but I don't want to right now +5
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by H on September 19th, 2009
well it depends

if you take a few axioms, such as "God knows everything", then I could easily prove you wrong.
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- I know everything, I just don't want to tell you +5
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- hey nikki, havent spoken for a while, hows it going
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  by H on October 21st, 2009
- Wats up, just got a little burned-out on answerbag, I think you guys really helped me get a lot of questions I had in my head worked out. You know, those questions that are too un-PC and would really piss off everyone at a party. I feel a lot more balanced now. Everything is cool. How you been?
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- hahaha, awesome.
  I'm alright thanks :)
  you on facebook?
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- oh, and forgot to mention
  yeah i burn out on AB a lot too, which is why I'm such a low rank for someone whose been around alot.
  
  that + mainly sticking to the science questions, I Guess
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by Kensum1 on September 18th, 2009
hahaha sure. You know who I am. Make something happen inside my house.
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- hahaha i knew it, I am only 3 beers deep and im buzzed!
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by His Lordship... has left on September 16th, 2009
No, and I wouldn't try to. I will just believe you and worship you instead. That is what faith is all about isn't it? None thinking blind faith in believing something without any rational proof. That is what religion asks of it's followers, my Almighty n1kkigirl
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- haha I see that His Lordship, I think we will make a good partnership +5
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by Old School on September 16th, 2009
Nope.

Such a statement is an article of Faith.

Any test we might subject you to prove that you are not God (even dropping a 16 ton weight on your head) can be disputed by claiming that, as God, you opted to let the test happen as it did (even resulting in your own corporeal 'death').

Claims against your lack of omniscience can be dismissed by you stating "I don't choose to reveal that information".

'God' choosing to inhabit a dumb panicky hormone-addled half-animal human form (Note: Nothing personal. That's what all humans are...;-D...) seems a little suspicious, but it doesn't prove anything.

BTW, Yahweh called. He says to stop poking the ant-hill with a stick.....;-D..
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- Half-animal? Since when are we not all-animal?
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- @Aquatic Eagle - Given that humans have brains that are (sometimes) capable of feats of consciousness beyond what animals can achieve, I'm willing to cut humans a little slack.
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  Still if I was an omnipotent omniscient Diety, I think I'd choose something spiffier to cruise around in....;-D...
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- We're better adapted for intelligence but that doesn't make us less animal. Many animals have much more advanced abilities than humans but that doesn't make them less animal. It just makes them more specialized in their niche.
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by Millenium - The Mysterious M. . . GONE! on September 16th, 2009
Your "belly button". . . .or lack thereof. . . .would be MY proof!
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- But if she is God, she can choose to have a belly button in her Earthly appearance. So that doesn't prove anything.
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- Old School - my answer was. . . .obviously. . . . .a "bit" tongue-in-cheek, don't you think?!? LOL
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- @M - I apologize for not noticing where your tongue was (That's *rude*. A gentleman wouldn't look at such things)....;-D..
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- @Old School - But a gentleman would ONLY be looking at a lady's face. . . . .and pay CLOSE attention, rather, to her mouth and where her tongue MIGHT appear to be within! LOL
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- @M - You got me. I was looking at your chest. Strictly for health reasons, of course...;-D...
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  http://www.hitsgarden.com/10-minutes-of-staring-at-boobs-daily-prolongs-mans-life-by-5-years/
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- Oh, brother! I've heard it ALL now! Extends a man's life by at least 5yrs! Now if that doesn't beat all! Well. . . . .if I see men staring more at my CHEST now. . . . .at least I won't take it TOO offensively! They're just doing it for THEIR health! LOL Thanks for that, Old School! You started my day with my FIRST laugh in it! Have a terrific day and thanks for sharing that humor! LOL Enjoyed it!
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- All these guys wanna see my belly button! +5
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- @Millenium - It's great. Now we have an excuse to leer lecherously (which is what we'd do anyway)....;-D..
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- @n1kkgirl - No, we're usually looking either 'north' or 'south' of the belly button...;-D...
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- And preferably. . . . . . . SOUTH! LMAO
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by Aquatic Eagle on September 16th, 2009
No. That's why people insist on believing that the Bible is God's word. So many are dumb enough to think that because something can't be proven incorrect that it MUST be correct. It's sad really.
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by AppaloosaInk on September 16th, 2009
Nah, I wouldn't bother.
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- thanks! :)
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by Kagekyuubi on September 16th, 2009
I'd need to check if you're Morgan Freeman first...
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by RosieGHM Jetpacker on September 20th, 2009
How old are you?
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by technios on September 20th, 2009
yep.... I doubt that even your parents were bold enough to name you that!
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by BlackTomcat on September 20th, 2009
Dearest, in a way you ARE God. Actually in two ways. First, from the lowliest speck of dust to the mightiest of stars, all are parts of God, so you are one too.
Second, if we are to give the Bible credit, when it says God made us in His likeness, (not image as the super-revised versions allow) this simply means that in some way or another we folow God's own blueprint. I don't believe you need to raise dead or heal blind to manifest the God in you. Just love.
I'll doubt what I just said when I'll see a tree smiling to a child.
Until then, we're all little baby gods, trekking through millenia, bettering ourselves through pain and joy, learning to become and merge with our Father.
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by themyelinsheath on September 19th, 2009
No, no one can prove you wrong because the existence of god is unprovable.
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by huruey on September 19th, 2009
Nope. Can't prove anything that is defined to be above human logic and reasoning.

This silly concept seems to be what a lot of religious people rely on to keep their faith. Any reasoning that concludes with the possibility that there is no God is ignored due to the fact that apparently human reasoning isn't to be trusted as God's reasoning is far superior... Somehow they don't realise that they are in fact using their human reasoning to reach even that conclusion.

My reasoning tells me that I cannot understand something that is defined to be beyond human reasoning.
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by MasterS on September 19th, 2009
the easy answer would be no, This is the age of faith, the age of miracles is past.
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by DudeLer 2 on September 19th, 2009
the proof is your cooperation in proving you are right.
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I cant prove it without interacting with you.
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God can be anything. Its basically nothing.
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- I don't get it +5
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- you are a her, not a him. for one.
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- ahhh, dang you win!
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by Twista on September 18th, 2009
Nope. For you you are god. I don't want to change your mind. Just in case you depend on this point of view.
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- NP. I'm glad you found something to believe in. ))))) And thanx God for your points! ))))))
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by JESUS-IS-MUSLIM on September 18th, 2009
Make the Sun rise from the west instead of the east.

"Have you not considered him (Namrud) who disputed with Ibrahim (Abraham) about his Lord, because Allah (God) had given him the kingdom? When Ibrahim said: My Lord is He who gives life and causes to die, he said: I give life and cause death. Ibrahim said: So surely Allah causes the sun to rise from the east, then make it rise from the west; thus he who disbelieved was confounded; and Allah does not guide aright the unjust people."
[The Noble Quran 2:258]
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- I could do that sun trick any time I want easy, I make it spin around in circles in the sky in the far North sometimes too. +5
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by Don Gorgeous George on September 18th, 2009
No I can't. At least you exist.
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by Jewel on September 18th, 2009
Nope!
Can you?
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by Anonymous on September 18th, 2009
God has never sinned and never will. He can't. However, humans, of which you are one, not only can but also do on a daily basis.
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by Sharona Life is a Tale Told by an Idiot on September 16th, 2009
I can prove you right. You are. We all are. Some people like Jesus and Buddah just are more aware than you are at present. We are the "mind" and the spirit of God. No difference.
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- Well, I would give anything for people to see what I've found. It's really easy to do. Read. Don't take my word for anything. Try reading Autobiography of a Yogi by Paramahansa Yogananda when you are ready to change your mind. You will be fascinated. The Indians from India have it down. They don't "believe" they have the miracles right in front of them every day. I've seen things you would not believe. Because I searched.
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by 23Skidoo on September 16th, 2009
Sure. I am.

So THERE!

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- There's room for plenty though :-)
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by Aspergers syndrome on September 16th, 2009
I could, but I wont if you let me be Jesus!!! 83
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- D: Could I be ressurected jesus?
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- OK as long as in our religion Jesus does not equal God, but you can still do all that Jesus stuff!
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- Yay! XD
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