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by Anonymous on September 15th, 2009
Wear a turbin and make any sort of reference to Allah while reading the Quran
by Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger on September 15th, 2009
Say 'Hi Jack!'.
by Thriftymaid on September 15th, 2009
Say you have a bomb.
by Vaporeongirl on September 15th, 2009
You should never say words such as, "Killing, bomb, terrorist, September 11, Allah"
by MasterS on September 15th, 2009
Don't open the plane door :).
by john pennington on September 15th, 2009
Take a laxative.
by YoungBlood on September 15th, 2009
Play with matches:)
by bye bye on September 15th, 2009
Let loose venomous snakes apparently.
by Emmi331 on September 15th, 2009
Bring spicy food on the plane and sit near me eating it.
by MRD is sleeping in a gutter. on September 15th, 2009
Set yourself on fire. Although technically you probably shouldn't do that anywhere.
by true love conquers all on September 15th, 2009
pass gas hehehehe
by tempus on September 15th, 2009
sing Bee Gee's song: Tragedy. +5
by BROADWAYTHECAT on September 15th, 2009
vomit
by puffer on September 15th, 2009
Attempt to wing walk. Carry on a ticking clock. Flirt with the pilot during take off or landing. Sit next to Jack Bauer.
by Anonymous on September 15th, 2009
Paint your nails.
by Craigor on September 15th, 2009
Hijack the plane.
by Peregrine on September 15th, 2009
Joke about having a bomb.
by -Icy- on September 15th, 2009
ménage à trois in those tiny bathrooms.! +5
by Gamaur on September 15th, 2009
Set yourself on fire and attempt to dance the Bolero while speaking in tongues.
If I say "travel", you say?
by XT on January 5th, 2012
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Do you know how to drive an airplane?
by XT on January 3rd, 2012
| 8 people like this
Do you love eating in flight meals?
by XT on January 10th, 2012
| 4 people like this
How many hours does it take to ride a plane to Scotland?
by cp10225 on December 20th, 2011
| 1 person likes this
which one do you prefer to work and travel?? Valencia,LA or Jackson,NJ
if you know anything about them decide it instead of me...
by cnr23 on January 8th, 2012
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Possibly not jimmy unless you're on Air Emirates.
by keithold is a prodigal bagger on September 15th, 2009