by amanda on September 11th, 2009

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Why cant men wash down kitchen countertops?

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  • by MRSHINYSHOES on November 10th, 2009

    MRSHINYSHOES

    Men, women, women, men, why is everything always has to be a gender thing? No wonder the sexes can't get along. If we're going to nit-pick about such little problems, how can men and women deal with bigger, more important issues when they're together?? Sheesh!

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  • by The Gay Expositor Avenges His Lordship on September 11th, 2009

    The Gay Expositor Avenges His Lordship

    Countertops don't give head.

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  • by Timjon on December 5th, 2009

    Timjon

    Maybe for the same reason women can't empty the trash, or mow the lawn, or wash the car, or paint the house, or rake the leaves, or clean the gutters, or fix their cars, or change their tires, or repair the roof, etc.

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  • by LEO on December 5th, 2009

    LEO

    crumbs add to kitchen ambience

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  • by UneFille on November 10th, 2009

    UneFille

    Maybe they figure that if they get hungry later the crumbs will provide a small snack.

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  • by SqurlprtsUSMC on September 18th, 2009

    SqurlprtsUSMC

    we could die.

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  • by Normal guy on September 18th, 2009

    Normal guy

    They can...they just don't.

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  • by DixieRock on September 11th, 2009

    DixieRock

    I washed down the kitchen counters and scrubbed the sink with ajax last night!! My wife was busy doing other things yesterday so I decided to help out. I really don't mind doing house work. I am retired now and it helps keep me busy!

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  • by Big Dan on September 11th, 2009

    Big Dan

    We can. This is a SEXIST question.

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  • by Mavericks just doin a flyby on September 11th, 2009

    Mavericks just doin a flyby

    It's not that they can't, it's because they train their woman to take care of it for them!

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  • by Man with a heart on September 11th, 2009

    Man with a heart

    I do..I guess its cuz I am a fag and I dont like dirty counters

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  • by MicrocosmicOrbit on December 5th, 2009

    MicrocosmicOrbit

    Why waste the water?

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  • by winkie on December 5th, 2009

    winkie

    I really don't know, it's a mystery of the modern world.

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  • by Piratebooty on December 5th, 2009

    Piratebooty

    Mine does or he gets me after him with a broom...HAHA JK!

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  • by RANDOM on November 10th, 2009

    RANDOM

    I can and do it all the time and to be truthful i have seen a lot of women who can not clean full stop +4

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  • by weatherman taking week or so off on November 10th, 2009

    weatherman taking week or so off

    We're incapable of moving the dirty dishes.

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  • by ANONYMOUS on November 10th, 2009

    ANONYMOUS

    I honestly think they don't realize it needs to be done. I've had to point this out time and again. He can lay food down on it and then walk away leaving whatever residue from the food there is and it doesn't even occur to him that he should wipe it up. All I can think is, something's going to get laid on top of that and ruined.

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  • by pandora on November 10th, 2009

    pandora

    Oh, honey, you got a lemon. My hubby can clean a counter top very well and he can cook too.
    Ask for a refund.

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  • by Ray Del Sol on November 10th, 2009

    Ray Del Sol

    men dont do something unless they have to. I am a woman and i am the same way

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  • by L. Taylor on November 10th, 2009

    L. Taylor

    Don't assume men don't because some do. :)

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  • by Anonymous on November 10th, 2009

    Anonymous

    men are lazy, my boyfriend doesnt do anything around the house either

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  • by cold_cut on November 9th, 2009

    cold_cut

    YEAH !! why cant you guys huh!!??

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  • by SteveE963 on November 9th, 2009

    SteveE963

    I can and do all the time. If I didn't the counters here would grow some kind of moldy looking hair before my live in girlfriend did it. She can't seem to do anything in the kitchen or bathroom for that matter without making a mess and leaving it.
    And yes, I have to rearrange the dishwasher also. :o)

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  • by Meganne on September 28th, 2009

    Meganne

    Actually they can. my bf is a clean freak. he always does the dishes and all the other chores too. of course he's a rare breed....lol ;)

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  • by Bob on September 18th, 2009

    Bob

    they're waiting for women to put the toilet seat up when finished... ?

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  • by evandad on September 18th, 2009

    evandad

    I'm a man and I do it, but I can't get my son to.

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  • by roiboysatx on September 18th, 2009

    roiboysatx

    they can, but women do it sooooooooooooooo much better.

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  • by La CaBrOnA on September 18th, 2009

    La CaBrOnA

    4 some reason they think that if they pass over it with a papertowel it's all good!!!!

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  • by Anonymous on September 18th, 2009

    Anonymous

    I do, honest! +2

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  • by -Icy- on September 11th, 2009

    -Icy-

    the men i have been with do. +5

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  • by Aquatic Eagle on September 11th, 2009

    Aquatic Eagle

    Why can't women stop making rash generalizations?

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  • by RustyShackleford on September 11th, 2009

    RustyShackleford

    I've never met a woman who can load a dishwasher properly.

    It's like they're trying to arrange the dishes in such a way that they don't get clean.

    Men can't clean counters, women can't load dishwashers.

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  • by Blackberry. on September 11th, 2009

    Blackberry.

    Ummm, we can. I think you mean to ask why your man can't do it lol.

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  • by MicrocosmicOrbit on September 11th, 2009

    MicrocosmicOrbit

    Owning a penis makes a gravitational pull of the iris drag twords the earth thereby nullifying vision of things at waist level.

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  • by WilAtHart is DONE on September 11th, 2009

    WilAtHart is DONE

    they might miss the game

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