by keithold is a prodigal bagger on September 10th, 2009

keithold is a prodigal bagger

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What is the best limerick you've ever seen?

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  • by LionPride123 on September 10th, 2009

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    Selected by the asker, keithold is a prodigal bagger. (What's this?)

    There once was a man from O'Doole
    Who had a long and incredible tool
    He could use it to plow
    Or pleasure a cow
    Or just as a cue stick in pool
    :-)

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  • by Stu B in his fleece-lined COAT on September 2nd, 2010

    Stu B in his fleece-lined COAT

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    One morning Mahatma Gandhi
    Had a hard-on, and it was a dandy.
    So he said to his aide,
    "Please bring me a maid,
    Or a goat, or whatever is handy."

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  • by Lady Alathia of Vulcan on September 10th, 2009

    Lady Alathia of Vulcan

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    "There was a young girl from Siam
    And all that she ate was Spam
    The Spam did its trick
    The girl, she got thick
    And now she's as big as a ham!"

    I wrote that in seventh grade. ^_^

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  • by Stu B in his fleece-lined COAT on September 3rd, 2010

    Stu B in his fleece-lined COAT

    There was a young couple named Kelly,
    who liked to go belly to belly.
    One day in their haste,
    they used library paste,
    Instead of petroleum jelly.

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