There once was a man from O'Doole
Who had a long and incredible tool
He could use it to plow
Or pleasure a cow
Or just as a cue stick in pool
:-)

"There was a young girl from Siam
And all that she ate was Spam
The Spam did its trick
The girl, she got thick
And now she's as big as a ham!"

I wrote that in seventh grade. ^_^