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There once was a man from O'Doole
Who had a long and incredible tool
He could use it to plow
Or pleasure a cow
Or just as a cue stick in pool
:-)
One morning Mahatma Gandhi
Had a hard-on, and it was a dandy.
So he said to his aide,
"Please bring me a maid,
Or a goat, or whatever is handy."
"There was a young girl from Siam
And all that she ate was Spam
The Spam did its trick
The girl, she got thick
And now she's as big as a ham!"
I wrote that in seventh grade. ^_^
There was a young couple named Kelly,
who liked to go belly to belly.
One day in their haste,
they used library paste,
Instead of petroleum jelly.
What is a credo poem?
by Answerbag Staff on May 18th, 2010
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Would this be at least somewhat okay as a rough draft for a non-rhyming poem...? It's due tomorrow. (Read Description)
by Death Note57 on December 5th, 2011
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Can I see/hear some of your own personally written poetry?
by Unicorn Man on October 31st, 2011
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is this a good poem?
by Dylan_L2271 on November 16th, 2011
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Shel Silverstein: Do you like his poems and drawings? Or.....
by greyowl on October 2nd, 2011
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