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by killdrphil - reasonable for a madman on September 9th, 2009
Help answer this question below.
by TheJoker on September 9th, 2009
A crazed super-villain who likes to hold cities hostage :)
by RosieGHM Jetpacker on September 9th, 2009
Jean Valjean..stealing bread to feed my family. :(
by Raddman on September 9th, 2009
A international jewel thief, that drives a bugatti!
by MyGiveaDamnsBusted on September 9th, 2009
Well if I had no choice and I had to choose a life of crime I'd probably be a drug dealer. I'd never sell to kids though! Apparently the moneys real good. Why els would you see a Benz in the projects?
by skel1977 on September 9th, 2009
Stick up kid, thief, thug
by om-nom on September 9th, 2009
i'd BE the joker
by spooner on September 9th, 2009
I am, and if I told you what kind I'd have to kill you! LOL. JUST KIDDING!!!
by Desiderata on November 1st, 2009
I would either be a scam artist on sweet old couples or a pick pocket. I also could be a burgular as well when people are away from their homes...
by Suspira on September 9th, 2009
I would be a master manipulator, a fearless and vicious murderer, the kind who makes it quite clear that I don't live by the rules. The kind that makes you wake up in a cold sweat every night wondering where I am and how long it will take for me to find you. I would be able to play the part of a law-abiding citizen well, and you would never suspect me until it was too late.
by B-Malla on September 9th, 2009
I'd like to think that thanks to the likes of CSI and Law and Order and shows of the sort, that I would be a great 'all rounder' type criminal. A bit of robbery here, murder there, and never get caught due to my commercial knowledge of both the legal system and forensics
Thank you television :)
by Factotum on September 9th, 2009
The kind who gets caught :(
by Fiddle Playing Creole Bastard on September 9th, 2009
The white collar kind, so I would get off easy.
by Takei-Shihan on September 9th, 2009
The vigilante that hunts and preys on other criminals, the slippery ones that just can not be caught by the law abiding police ... thereby making our society a little safer.
by Thriftymaid on September 9th, 2009
I would be the cow-milking type. It's actually against the law in Texas to milk another person's cow.
by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on September 9th, 2009
If?
by ZiggyStardust on September 9th, 2009
Credit card fraudster!
by wendyc on September 9th, 2009
I would be Giving Medical Marijuana to cancer patients, and other sick people.
by trps1001 on September 9th, 2009
A con artist, i have always been good at convincing people to see my point of view, either that or a skilled sneaky burglar.
by 18ninja on December 5th, 2009
id be a smooth criminal
by DudeLer 2 on October 31st, 2009
a bank loan officer.
Do you think IQ has something to do with criminality?
by lauriegirl on August 11th, 2011
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How would you react if someone you knew had an automatic dialler which called everybody asking them for $1.00 so they could be happy?
by Jman2707 on July 7th, 2011
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What happens to the personal possessions of a suicide victim if they have no living relatives?
by claireharlanorsi on July 8th, 2011
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Is all crime due to incorrect breeding?
by Andy B has left AB on September 10th, 2011
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Is it right that my 15 dollar sneakers are wearing out at the soles
after a month and that my 15 dollar cell phone won't turn on anymore?
by CosmicWunderkind on September 30th, 2011
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