Give us the list of your favorite white lies please, will you?

1. "Oh...I hadn't noticed..."

(Used when your s/o points out something remarkable about a member of the opposite sex).

2. "Of COURSE not."

(Used when your s/o asks if something she plans to wear makes her look fat.)

3. "You're the BEST."

(Used whenever possible.)

4. "You're the man."

(Used when someone gets on your f-ing nerves.)

5. "THAT'S why you make the big bucks!"

(The HELL it does you IGNORANT sack of horses*#!)

"I promise I'll never try to cum in your mouth"

It is not my favorite. I'm not sure I have a favorite white lie.

But... I went to four weddings last summer.

This is the one I used most often (both in one day and over one summer).

The White Lie: Why yes, your bridesmaids dress is lovely.

Its alright.... you dont have to if you dont want to!
You look lovelly in that!
No, you dont have a fat arse!
I was just checking my blind spot!
Ofcourse I saw the red light!
I really enjoyed <insert whatever girly nonsense movie title or song or whatever>!
Your parents are so nice!
Ofcourse I enjoy just cuddling!

When my husband gets tex on his phone,and tells me he doesn't know who it is? and she is being sexy in the way she texing? and I call her the next day and ask who she is to my husband,and she acts like she doesn't know him,and then she calls him?and he calls me? right after her call, and gets mad at me, and ask me what is going on, there is a lie I ask him and he doesn't know she and him are both lieing as far as I can tell what do you think???????????????????????????????????

I swear! It was a one armed man!!!!

then you would know. keeping these sealed with a kiss. +5

the checks in the mail
no your butt doesnt look big in that
no I wont cum in your mouth
its only a rash

I don't have any. Lies are lies and are quite disgusting, no matter how big or how small. I don't like the term "white lies".

Wow. I don't have anything
favorite. Unoriginal lies are
so obvious, anyone with a bit
of a brain can decipher them.
I'm so good at this I actually
believe what I'm saying myself
while being in the conversation.
And I can be looking You straight
in the eyes without a twitch.
.
But for some time now I decided
that I will only lie in business
situations, where it's obvious
the person can't handle the truth.
.
In social situations I've chosen
to be subtly rude with a hint
of a joke, instead of lying.
That's because I don't like people
who ask questions that provoke
being lied to and can't handle
the truth and laugh of themselves.

i am ill so0 i cant go to classes.
i was in class due to which i couldnt come to meet u .
i have done my assignment but i forgot the book at home
and so0 on and on..............

I don't have any. Lies are lies and I prefer to be honest.

I promise you, honey, that this new dress I bought only cost $19.95

i was not feeling well .
too much trafice jam .
power went off so0 couldnt do the presentation.
i didnt know you were going to come .

But it's my birthday.... (add a sad face)

"You look wonderful in brown!"
"You're the (most beautiful, smartest, funniest, etc.) person I know."
"I want whatever you want."
"No! You're never a pain in the ass!"
"I can't wait to have dinner with your family this Sunday. I'm sick of watching football."