For all you males: What does it feel like to be kicked, you know, down there? Detailed answers please.

Specifically: there is a moment of surprise and shock where you do not feel anything. Then the sensation of pain starts to permeate your entire being. I have been the recipient of that type of injury, and I can only say "thank the gods that the pain doesn't last too long!" I have suffered two bouts with kidney stones in the past. I have been told that kidney stone pain is one of the worst that a person can experience. That must have been said by someone who was never suffered an injury to their testicles. The pain in my testicles was much worse - fortunately it didn't go on for days like the kidney stone pain. (On a pain scale of 1 to 10, kidney stone pain is an 11. Getting kicked in the testicles rates about a 15.)

Well, to state the obvious, it really hurts.

But to be specific, it starts out with a very sharp pain in the er... Effected area, and then spreads up into your gut in a kind of slow, cramping, burning agony.
All in all, not a particularly pleasant experience.

Take a hammer and smash your thumb.

Now imagine that pain inside of you localized to your groin.

It feels like you are starting to implode from the groin inward, and there isn't room for that... the wind gets knocked out of you and you see stars like you got hit in the back of the head... not so much a sharp pain, but a dull throb that actually gets worse and worse like a focused charlie horse that is accompanied by nausea...

especially when someone hits a golfball with an aluminum bat from 40 feet away and it takes a bee-line between your legs... I think there were 45 minutes of my life missing somewhere...

to you ladies here is an analogy
Imagine all your credit cards gone at the same time when Macy's is having a 95% off sale and no cash accepted.

There have been a couple of good descriptions for what the pain feels like, but just to add a bit of science, the reason that the pain moves into your abdomen is because it is a referred pain, in the same way that heart attack suffererns feel pain in their arms, or kidney stones often feel like they are in the groin.

The testicles develop in the region of the kidneys during foetal development and slowly descend down through the abdomen until, in most cases, they drop into the scrotum before birth. Because of this, the spinal level of the nervous supply they receive is also responsible for supplying the kidneys and nearby areas of the gut.

So when you get the excruciating pain that makes you keel over and vomit, feeling like the 4 Horseman of the Apocalypse have just released all their wrath onto you, your brain cannot work out correctly where the pain is coming from and so percieves it as all over that area.

It hurts, alot. Its first like a sting, and then it starts to burn and hurt and tears roll from your eyes.

It hurts like there is no tomorrow!

get someone to kick you in the shins as hard as they can, then times that by 1000 and you get 1/8th of the pain

The best way I could describe the pain is this: Imagine some giant grabbing you by both breasts while crushing them in his hands. He then picks you up by the breasts and swings you around and around over his head and then throws you against a tree. That's how bad it hurts to be kicked really hard in the testicles.

I seriously don't think I could explain it any better than most of these guys specifically RFlagg, ptrask, and Thundercleese. ptrask tells it very well I myself have had 3 rounds of Kidney stones( the last was 11+ large ones w/NO medical insurrance=No painkillers)As for the hammer on the thumb more like a sledgehammer till it's shattered. I never understood how those Jackass jackoffs can joke around with it so much. Not long ago my 'friends' pit-bull headbutted me pretty good. Now I LOVE ALL dogs more than any person, but I wanted to disembowel that stupid piece of shit! And my apparently nut-less 'friend' said;"C'mon, take it like a man."

The pain doudles you over your boby quakes and you cannot make a sound. time stands still the pain travles to your legs and ripps your balls to hell. they have every nerve ending crying out in pain

have you ever hit your elbow REALLY hard, where you are hopping around rubbing it desperately and yelling your head off from the pain?
now imagine hitting both elbows like that IN YOUR PANTS!
with a special hot line directly up your spine to the pain centers of your brain.

At first you have a moment where you think "did that hurt?" Then after a second or so you realize that it did hurt. Then the pain starts to radiate over your whole groin area and you soon feel like you are going to barf your guts out. With that said I will say that when you are having sex and slamming them against a womans butt of elsewhere it doesn't seem to hurt any at all. Why do you suppose that is?

having read all of the above answers i'm really, REALLY glad i'm a girl!!!! LOL

It is the very worst feeling I have ever had. It is so bad that you feel like vomitting.

ok to tell you the truth i'm not an adult i'm 17, but close enough. Back to the point, getting kicked or kneed in the nuts is worse than breaking your index fingure in 20 different places. first for a split secong it's a bit of a shock and then all of a sudden all this pain rushes to the point of impact, it stings, then burns and it feels like your dick is throbbing. The Pain can put you out for over 15 minutes of having to recover on the ground.
And you feel like your bleeding down there, you have to check just to make sure.

Things that make the kick worse is:
1. It being really hard
2. If a Girl kicked you, because there is nothing you can do about it
3. If you were a bit excited down in the pants when you got kicked
4. when you least expect it, because there is also more of a shock

P.S I heard that if someone kicks your penis when it's erect it can break or whatever.

It feels like all the blood in your body has rushed to that area. Very painful. Like someone kicking one of your breasts probably.

I know, I know I'm not a male but I couldn't resist!

It hurts to even think of it! He will definitely feel pain if his testicles are struck or kicked, and he might also feel nauseous for a short time. If it's a minor testicular injury, the pain should gradually subside in less than an hour and any other symptoms should go away. In the meantime, he can do a few things to help himself feel better such as take pain relievers, lie down, gently support the testicles with supportive underwear, and apply ice packs to the area. At any rate, it's a good idea to avoid strenuous activity for a while and take it easy for a few days. OUCH!

oh the pain the inglorious hideous pain make it stop please make it stop.

I'm incredibly lucky, it hasn't happened yet.
Even my ass hasn't gotten kicked yet;-)
I've seen grown men cry and writhe in pain on the floor for quite a long time before they could stand up. I've heard stories of guys getting kicked so hard that one testicle was kicked into the body cavity, which is dangerous. Overheating will make a guy sterile. I heard they had to lift the guy up and drop him so that the nut would drop out of him. Must be incredibly painfull. I think I'd be sitting in an ice bath for a few days after that.

I am not a male, by my boyfriend tells me that the pain doesn't just stay in the groin area, that it spreads, and your whole body hurts, and you feel nauseous, like you could puke on top of it.

Words are not sufficient... you don't suffer zipper trauma either, so that's not a comparison...

it is like the living hell!!!

It is nauseating and painful. The two mix wonderfully to make this nauseating pain that just starts at the groin and travels somewhere near the stomach. if you havent eaten in days and you feel sick to your stomach because of it multiply that by about 3 and a half and you will understand what that is like. I think another reaction is panic and hopelessness.

Oddly enough i have never been kicked in the balls. Rather....been assaulted with a tennis ball (close range) punched by my brother (knuckles first). Poked (pencil) and last but not least. SELF INJURY!! I cannot count how many times i have walked into something or bashed the lads by mistake. Usually it hurts in the abdomen. Strange...this is how you know that no man has ever, not wished,to be a girl at some point. Talk about discovering yer singing voice!

I have a fetish being kicked down there because even though there's pain, the feeling of female domination is great!

Any females out there who would be willing to kick my nuts? E-mail;

ballsbuster69@gmail.com

ever birth kids?

It's the most intense pain anyone can feel....

It's like me punching you in the breasts or vagina (I'm assuming you female)

If you've ever had major female pians it's very horrible...

No no no, the pain cannot be compared to a kick on the clit or breasts, if someone writes this, either he's never experienced it before OR its a girl who wrote it. In fact, it's unexplainable, like givin birth (i think the pain can be compared to giving birth). If youve been kicked in the balls hard, youll first have to recover 15 mins before being able to stand up on your own and after that youll be walking funny for days, if not, weeks. Yes it really, REALLY hurts.

It really fucking hurts. I've gotten kicked "down there" 3 times, excluding that one from "?" who was a guy. I've gotten kicked with steel-toe boots, a shin, and a regular shoe. It's worse than losing your breath, vommiting, getting punched, and getting hit by a car all at once. To sum it up...IT HURTS!!

Also: I would like to add that I have/have had my testicles crushed in a few different ways as well,
1.) the butt of a poolstick
2.) a bellyflop
and 3.) punched by my cousin who is 1 yr. younger than me.

it doesnt hurt so it is not all that falls to their knees when they get kicked in the nuts i dont

Imagine what it would feel like if somebody kicked your Clitoris and you'll get an idea of the intensity of the pain.

What would make it worse is if you were getting sexually aroused at the time somebody kicked your Clitoris.

From what I've been told and what I've read, a woman's Clitoris is very sensitive and it takes her a while to becomes aroused enough for physical contact with it. Too much pressure and/or not enough lubrication and it hurts. Now imagine you get kicked whil eit is still too sensitive to touch.

The other descriptions are pretty accurate.

I would describe it as a burst of painful searing heat as though my balls are being roasted and somebody is eviscerating me with a dull edged white hot knife.

After that, it feels like I'm being submerged in Rubbing Alcohol and my insides are trying to claw their way out through my crotch.

Then the real pain sets in and I pass out from the intensity (if I'm lucky).

If I'm unlucky, I get to experience waves of radiating painful nausea that makes me want to wretch, but I'm just this side of vomiting, and I can't.

Finally, I sink into a state of mind in which the only thing I can think about is how enjoyable it will be to kick her in her Clitoris when she least suspects it.

Later, after the pain, nausea, and near death experience passes, I change my mind.

Fortunately for me, I've only been kicked twice. Once because I deserved it. And the other time, just because the woman wanted to see what would happen.

I received a line shot to the testicles a few years ago by way of a pitched ball of playdoh. The first two seconds were excruciating, the worst pain I've ever experienced, and then I literally saw stars and fell over.

I woke up about ten minutes later to the sound of my best friend laughing his a** off.

Luckily, the terrific abdominal pain that's usually associated with such an injury occurred while I was out for the count. Thank the gods.

at first it feels like a weird sensation den da pain peirces in and it feels like ur balls have dropped off ur srcotum