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what did you do to deserve that? if you did nothing, then id say it means he has anger managment issues, or is just simply a jerk! but if you did something, then.. did you deserve it? does it it means he's upset at you?
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Honeymoon is over. Go tell Mr. DoodyHead.
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If it was my house, it would mean he had a black eye now.
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"Stupid stinky pig faced crack whore dummy head", I think it means you married a 5 year old.
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I couldn't swear to it but he seems a tad upset with you.
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Sounds like he loves you. :-)
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You smoked his last joint!? :-/
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It means he really should take some night classes and brush up on his vocabulary.
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I think it means he's not very good at coming up with put-downs! Dummy head? Lol.
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I think either you know it was a joke, or you're just lying about it and/or trolling for points and/or joking. Your responses are too upbeat; you don't really care about the answers. This says that it probably didn't happen.
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It is what it is!!
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:) I guess it means that either you are insanely in love with him or he was drunk to the brim because we didn't hear his screams.
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You might be pregnant. +5
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I think you're faking it. Or your self-esteem is shot to hell. +5
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That he's either playing, an asshole or you slept with his best friend or father.
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Probably means you are a stupid, stinky, pig faced, crack whore, dummy head....Why?
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What state do you live in that makes it legal to marry a 4th grader?
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exactely what it sounds like
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It could mean your husband is a doodoo headed, pickle lipped, farty face.
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He sounds like he needs some anger management sessions.
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That you just MAY be "a stupid, stinky, pig-faced, crack whore, dummy head"! Do some introspection and see if there's any truth to it! If there is! Improve upon it! If there's NOT. . . . .KICK his ass to he curb! Simple! Next question?!?
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Terms of endearment. ;)
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Well that's the opposite of an intelligent, pleasantly fragrant, angel faced, squeaky clean, smarty pants That said, I don't think I've helped things
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that hes responding to what you called him earlier
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One or both of you has "issues"
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1. He's nuts about you. 2. He's just nuts. 3. You two were made for each other and have a great sense of humor. 4. You are both highly dysfunctional and one or the other has minutes left to live. 5. You now have a great chance to call him a real good one back. 6. A suggestion? You are a loathsome, irritating, loser who can't get anyone better than me and no one else would look at a pustle like you anyway, you sawed-off jagoff. I've shit out better looking things than your face. Like it?
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