by -Slick- on August 26th, 2009

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What something you shouldn't do at church?

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by SandraSandboxes Has a Loony Cat on February 2nd, 2012

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You can DO just about anything in church...as long as the minister doesn't catch you!
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- so it was you :-)
  
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  by Bornabrit on February 2nd, 2012
- Heh heh heh...
  
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  by SandraSandboxes Has a Loony Cat on February 2nd, 2012
- :)
  
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  by Bootsiebaby on February 2nd, 2012
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by Alty on February 2nd, 2012

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Laughing hysterically at a funeral seems to be frowned upon. In my defense, it wasn't my fault. My husband said something that I found extremely funny and once I started laughing, I just couldn't stop.

My bad. I think that this was the final nail in the coffin when it comes to me going back to Christianity. Maybe it's a blessing in disguise. ;)
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- Alty- Your response reminded me of when I was a young girl, my best friend and I were up at the alter just about to receive communion and all of a sudden she starts cracking up hysterically, right in front of the priest he had the host in his hand ready to give it to her!!!!! It took all that I had in me not to laugh!!! He just waited until she was finished and then gave her her communion!!!!! I'll never forget it!!! (He was angry)
  
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  by Katrina333 on February 2nd, 2012
- A little song a little dance....
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmLX4A0o414
  
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  by BaileysMom12 COAT of Motherly Love on February 2nd, 2012
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by Marisa on February 2nd, 2012
Fart. Because he who fart in church, sit in pew. *smiles*
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  by Bootsiebaby on February 2nd, 2012
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by Baby is loyal on August 27th, 2009
say damnit when you drop your book!
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by Katrina333 on February 2nd, 2012
Cart Wheels up and down the aisle while the priest is in the middle of his sermon!
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by Bornabrit on February 2nd, 2012
laugh out loud..
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by BaileysMom12 COAT of Motherly Love on February 2nd, 2012
Ok, I've been sitting here looking at this question for a few minutes trying to come up with an answer....I got nothing!! Everything I thought of can be done,,,,depending on if it's full or empty...
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- I have to ask, did you consider sex in a church, because I really thought about that one and I found no way around getting caught. ;)
  
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  by Alty on February 2nd, 2012
- If it's empty you can..
  
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  by BaileysMom12 COAT of Motherly Love on February 2nd, 2012
- haha. Never tried that cause I hate to say 10 Hail Marys if cught.
  
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  by HoboJoe on February 2nd, 2012
- What's the difference from saying 10 Hail Mary's if getting caught from saying 10 Oh Gods while........errrr nevermind!! Ain't going there!! :o)
  
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  by BaileysMom12 COAT of Motherly Love on February 2nd, 2012
- LMAO! Baileysmom, thanks for the giggle. Now I'm picturing it. ;)
  
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by Mr_Natural Abstractor of the Quintessence on August 27th, 2009
Fart loudly at a quiet spot in the sermon about the tinkling bells and clanging cymbals. Then say "Ahhhh," and waft the fumes downwind.
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by Castrate on August 27th, 2009
This...
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- That was an awesome video Castrate.
  
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  by -Slick- on August 27th, 2009
- That was Jesus calling to see if this was a good time for his Second Coming. He'll wait another 10,000 years before he tries again.
  
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  by Mr_Natural Abstractor of the Quintessence on August 27th, 2009
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by Stormarm on February 2nd, 2012
Enter, leave, or be outside it, same as with any other room or building.
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by Bootsiebaby on February 2nd, 2012
Say you don't believe in God and the Bible is a load of nonsense.
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by TELLITASITIS on February 2nd, 2012
fart loudly and lol!
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by Zack on February 2nd, 2012
Have fun or tell that priest he's got it all wrong.
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by nest on February 2nd, 2012
Make a little red dot on the preachers forehead and pull something.
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by Summerca on August 27th, 2009
Talk on a cellphone during a service. Just bad manners.
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by neilychops on August 27th, 2009
Take a Pee in the baptismal font.
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by Safarii on August 27th, 2009
Fall asleep or say a bad word when they pass the offering plate. I've actually seen both done.
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  by -Slick- on August 27th, 2009
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by mike1809 on February 2nd, 2012
Talk on the cell phone while the pastor is preaching.
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by Marky Mark on February 2nd, 2012
Stand up and argue with the priest.
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by Erin on February 2nd, 2012
Shower
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by Over and Out on February 2nd, 2012
Your laundry!
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by AgentGriswald on February 2nd, 2012
Fornicate ?
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- I hear that is pretty common actually...
  
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  by recently.deceased on February 2nd, 2012
- There are times when it is empty.
  Just let the priest watch if caught.
  
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  by HoboJoe on February 2nd, 2012
- Hmm... All right...
  
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by SanityClause on August 27th, 2009
Attend
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by EmptyWallet on August 27th, 2009
Snore

Curse

Laugh at the wrong moment

Say "Damn, sure alot of ugly/hypocrites/adulterers here today!"

Introduce your self to others as a "Hells Angel"

Sing "Big Butts" Or sexually immoral song.

Take illegal drugs.

Smoke or fart loudly (With intention)

Light someones hair on fire

Light ANYTHING with a match.

Fake a seizure

Build a fort with the hymnals

Switch the water with Gin for the Pastor

Pull the plug on the organ

Set off explosives or similar distractions
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- build a fort with hymnals! thats great! lmao!
  
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  by aleschia on August 27th, 2009
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by TheJoker on August 27th, 2009
Nob someone in confessional.
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by Ron C on September 1st, 2009
Feel up your girlfriend while your wife is in the same pew.
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by Bob on September 1st, 2009
fart during silent prayers.
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by Stu B needs no COAT for summer on September 1st, 2009
speak or pray in Hebrew...
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by Darth NANAME on August 27th, 2009
Rape.
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- wow, thats not something you should do anywhere!
  
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  by aleschia on August 27th, 2009
- Especially not at church! =D
  
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  by Darth NANAME on August 28th, 2009
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by norm on August 27th, 2009
It's a no-no to fart in church. ;)
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by Tom on August 27th, 2009
Eat a sandwich
Take your shoes off and prop up your feet
Take money from the collection plate as it is passed
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by tuvw on August 27th, 2009
Other than volunteering at the soup kitchen, I shouldn't do anything at the church. I don't believe in organised religion or God so I don't really have any other reason to be there.
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by jls on August 27th, 2009
If your catholic scream, "hey good call on the world being flat!!!"
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by Moongrim on August 27th, 2009
masturbate
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- That's what I might have said. +6
  
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  by alwayscurious on September 1st, 2009
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by Rinky Dinky Do on August 27th, 2009
Pray, obviously
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by gtravels loves her life penguin on August 27th, 2009
Say thanks when the offering plate comes around and help yourself to lunch money.
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by Over and Out on August 27th, 2009
Take money from the collection plate and put an IOU in it.
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by Ironhead on August 27th, 2009
Play your Nintendo game boy.
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by hardrockstar on August 27th, 2009
Loudly sing along with yo gansta-rap jams as you listen to them on your I-pod during the sermon.
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by bazza on August 27th, 2009
It seems your film explains it all.
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by TERRYTUKER on August 27th, 2009
be yourself
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by teresa on August 27th, 2009
sleep/curse/
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by tenderness on September 1st, 2009
FORNICATE
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by Buck Swazy on August 27th, 2009
Walk in there hammered on sunday morning with a wife beater on, backwards hat,goldchain and try and pick up some milfs.
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by Legend In Your Own Mind on August 27th, 2009
Go there in the first place...total and utter waste of time unless talking to walls is your thing. ;)
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- its entertaining however to talk with the deluded carbon-based life forms standing between the walls and myself.
  
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by Thriftymaid on August 29th, 2009
Wear a bikini when you are on the usher team
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by siempre on August 27th, 2009
chew gum
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by john pennington on August 27th, 2009
Steal money from the offering plate.

Yes, a person will do this.
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by TG on February 2nd, 2012
eat peanuts
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by Raddman on February 2nd, 2012
Read the Koran
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