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by The Anonymous Witch on August 25th, 2009
....... and the wolf said to lil red riding hood ...... i think i'm gonna give you a kiss . lil red riding hood lifted her skirt and said " fu@k that , you're gonna eat me like the book says bitch !
by The Anonymous Witch on August 25th, 2009
roses are red , violets are blue ...f#$k off !
by Seraphim Shinobi on August 25th, 2009
mary had a little lamb,
she tied it to a pylon,
a thousand volts went up its bum,
and turned the wool to nylon.
by The Anonymous Witch on August 25th, 2009
rub a dub dub , 3 men in a tub ...nuf said!
by The Anonymous Witch on August 25th, 2009
lil miss hubbert went to the cupbaoerd to get her poor dog a bone , when she bent over , rover drove her , and said "i got a bone of my own !
by 000 on August 25th, 2009
Mary had a little lamb - her doctor was surprised....
by philosopher-saint on August 25th, 2009
Remember Andrew Dice Clay? =
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"Hickory Dickory Dock
Some chick was s**king my c**k
The clock struck two
I spilt my goo
Then kicked her out on the next block."
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[Sorry if I offended anyone's delicate sensibilities, but it was Dice who wrote it!]
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;-)
by The Anonymous Witch on August 25th, 2009
jack and jill went up the hill to do some hanky panky , jack said oooooh , and jill said ahhhh . and out popped little franky !.
by Adz3r0 on August 25th, 2009
Mary had a little twat - she was a virgin hoe.
And every time that Mary came, she had to charge some doe.
by The Anonymous Witch on August 25th, 2009
jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun , silly jill forgot the pill , and now they have a son ! .
by philosopher-saint on August 25th, 2009
Jack and Jill went up the hill
But Jill forgot her special pill
So Jack got pissed and made a wish
That he was with Jill's sister.
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{{Da-dun-dum. Tssss!}}
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;-)
by Daisygirl on August 25th, 2009
Hey dildo dildo the cat liked to diddle
that b*tch ran away with a bafoon
the little s.o.b laughed to see such a fight
and the E.T biked over the moon
by debodun on August 25th, 2009
Little Boy Blue
Come rub your horn
while looking at chicks
and Playboy porn
by Inducted Kitty on August 25th, 2009
Hickory, dickory dock
He was playin' with his cock
I said "Are you done"?
It's my turn for fun
So, get busy and make me rock!
by LUCKY BITCH on November 8th, 2009
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny.
Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock cuz Jill was pre-op tranny.
by Lilly on August 26th, 2009
Little Jack Horner,
sat in a corner,
eatin his own friggin eye.
He stuck in his thumb,
As if he were dumb,
And said, "What a sick boy am I!"
by dea_ex_machina on August 26th, 2009
Mary had a little lamb
She also had a horse
She slit their throats, added some oats
And served it as main course.
by Seraphim Shinobi on August 26th, 2009
ba ba black sheep have you any wool?, no i have herpes.
by Merriment on August 26th, 2009
I love little pussy,
Her pubes are so warm,
And if I don't hurt her,
She'll do me no harm.
So I'll not pull her hair,
Nor pierce her clit,
If she has a bad day,
Very gently we'll sit.
by The Anonymous Witch on August 26th, 2009
little miss muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey , along came a spider and sat down beside her, and said-- "what's in the bag bitch ?"
by guirion on August 25th, 2009
Ring around Rosie O'donnell
She had a war with the Donald
Ching chong, ching chong.
Walters slammed her down.
by The Anonymous Witch on August 26th, 2009
simple simon found a porno , wasnt that good luck. ive never seen a porno , but ive seen my parents F%$K.
by Moon Unit on August 26th, 2009
'Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.'
'Little Boy Blew.
Hey. He needed the Money.'
I remember those from loong back :)
by Thriftymaid on April 9th, 2010
I've decided I can't compete here.
by Joellee_J on January 21st, 2011
ur mums so fat, she needs a boomarange to put her belt on :L xx
by kickit on November 8th, 2009
Hickory dickory dock
My cock is hard as a rock
Little boy blue is laughing at you
For licking up all the goo.
by BlakFyr999 on April 9th, 2010
LMAO! I gotta leave this topic- I'm laughing too hard- can't breathe!
by aspgirl21 on March 23rd, 2011
I've read quite a few ones that I thought were quite good (and some VERY rude), so here are a few of them:
Mary had a little lamb,
Who wasn't very nice.
So she cooked him in her oven
And had him served with rice.
Daisy, Daisy, give me your tits to chew.
I'm half-crazy, my nuts are turning blue.
I can't afford a "durex", so a plastic bag will do.
Then we'll be sweet, upon a seat,
While I'm on top of you.
Jack is nimble, Jack is quick,
But Jill prefers the candlestick.
Hey Diddle, Diddle,
The cat did a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun
Then died of electric shock.
Sing a song of siphilis,
A fanny full of crabs,
4 and 20 ulcers,
Covered in scabs,
When the scabs were opened,
The c*nt began to sing,
Isn't this a dirty place to put your p*nis in?
And (I know it's not based on a nursery rhyme, but it's one of the sickest rhymes I've ever read):
Said a young hooker known as Mabel,
Who at screwing is willing and able,
“It's a pity to waste
All that juicy white paste.”
So she served it in bowls at the table.
........Let me know what you think. LOL. xD
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Comments
LOL! OMG! Too funny!!!
by Inducted Kitty on August 25th, 2009
hey , get it when you can right ?
by The Anonymous Witch on August 25th, 2009
hahahahahahahahaha you're tooo good at this
by Seraphim Shinobi on August 25th, 2009
Some how my comment disappeared? That is effin funny ."Points"
by Pecks bad boy on August 25th, 2009
thank you ,thank you , i'm here all week ;-)
by The Anonymous Witch on August 25th, 2009
OMFG! ROFLMFAO!! :D
by BlakFyr999 on April 9th, 2010
;-) lol that brought back memories this was last year .
by The Anonymous Witch on April 9th, 2010