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by MewseJuice on March 15th, 2007

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What's the worst way you've been woken up in the morning?

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  • by Zandalee.Lonely.Lunatic.3yrs-here on March 15th, 2007

    Zandalee.Lonely.Lunatic.3yrs-here

    Worst as in tragic:
    My boyfriend woke me up at 3am, crying. He had just been woken up a little earlier by a policeman. His best friend with whom he was living was hit and killed by a train.

    Worst as in most painful:
    I was once dragged from my bed by my hair for not finishing chores before I went to bed.

    Worst as in gross:
    Many times this has happend: An animal (dogs, cats)really liked me and decided I made a good nest, and therefore, they gave birth on me while I was asleep. I woke up pretty quickly though!
    At least 4 different animals have given birth on me this way, and at least two of those did it more than once!

    Worst as in angering:
    I woke up to my now-ex-husband trying to have anal sex with me! (no wonder he's an ex!)

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  • by PrettyPirate on March 15th, 2007

    PrettyPirate

    My sister, who was sick and got into my bed for comfort, vomiting all over my back.

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  • by Sidhedarkness on March 15th, 2007

    Sidhedarkness

    My friends breaking the door down in my room, and screaming that somebody had a gash in their leg and that I needed to call the hospital. It was a prank. I hit them. I hit them very hard.

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  • by 1Simmy on March 15th, 2007

    1Simmy

    Had water thrown on my face, by my mum.

    Trust me it scares the life out of you when you've just been sleeping!

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  • by Nitroduck on March 15th, 2007

    Nitroduck

    Air raid siren.

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  • by kat tarrin-AYPWIP on March 15th, 2007

    kat tarrin-AYPWIP

    phone call saying my cuzin died after she took a bullut for me.

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  • by Simply msFortunate on March 15th, 2007

    Simply msFortunate

    The flashlight of a police officer in my face at 3:30 AM, bringing my husband home from a bar.

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  • by Amorphous Blob on March 15th, 2007

    Amorphous Blob

    When I was about 12 I woke up on a weekend, looked up at a silverfish on the ceiling, dozed back off, and when it fell on me I did this instantaneous spastic thrash/leap up out of bed and 3 feet away.
    When I was about 36 I knew there was a mouse in the house, and while asleep I could feel it crawling on me for real... it was like one of those bad dreams where you can't run fast, so I didn't move much. It then moved a little bit more, which woke me up a little more, then instantly I was awake and kinda grossed out.

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  • by cristnalyn on March 15th, 2007

    cristnalyn

    I was woken by a call from the local police asking me if I was aware that my car was being driven by a bunch of teenagers doing donuts in a gravel parking lot.

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  • by Fun on March 15th, 2007

    Fun

    I sleep with my mouth closed and my father used to love to pinch my nose so I would choke and gasp for air. (I was a real pain getting up to go to school)

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  • by Jade on March 16th, 2007

    Jade

    I woke up with this very strong sensation of being watched. When I opened my eyes, my dog was standing on the bed staring nose to nose with me. She needed to go out and I was sleeping too soundly to hear her whine. Talk about a freaky feeling...it was really funny tho.

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  • by justme32 loves the weekends on March 15th, 2007

    justme32 loves the weekends

    A dog blowing snot in my face wanting to go out and pee. What was worse is it wasnt my dog or my house and yet the dog came to me to let him out.

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  • by RFlagg on March 15th, 2007

    RFlagg

    By a very large book falling on me off of the bookshelf next to my bed.

    It hit me right in the shoulder blade, too.

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  • by snakesncrocks on March 15th, 2007

    snakesncrocks

    at about 9 in the morning one day i woke up to a strange ringing sound - it was really loud - i looked out of the window and there was a guy driving down the road at about 5 mph ringing a cow bell out his window as I heard a cry of people screaming and shouting at him - i was very pissed off - but at the same time I thought it was quite funny :) :)

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  • by Jamaican on March 15th, 2007

    Jamaican

    when some one calls me b4 12 noon on the weekend... so the phone rings at 4:30am, i answer it and start cussin up a storm, turns out a freind of mine died in a car crash, so now i get very anxious when the phone rings in the early hours

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  • by Senior finally on March 15th, 2007

    Senior finally

    I wouldnt wake up for churvh a couple years ago so my step grandma threw cold water on my face.

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  • by American idle on March 15th, 2007

    American idle

    My Uncle's bagpipes, with the occasional pounding on the door. I love the bagpipe's music, but not in THAT way! ooooooooo....mad....

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  • by Pecks bad boy on August 16th, 2009

    Pecks bad boy

    Idk, but I sure could tell you the best way lol. +6

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  • by mrinsane7066 on August 16th, 2009

    mrinsane7066

    when i slept in till 4pm and got yelled at by my mom =(

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  • by Kizz miazz on March 24th, 2008

    Kizz miazz

    155mm artillery going off. A DI in basic. How about terrible painful spasms in my body from a spinal injury. I stopped breathing for a minute and woke up totally breathless due to sleep apnea. I could probably think of a lot more.

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  • by Jamaican on March 15th, 2007

    Jamaican

    BUT AS unfortunate as it is, it was not a shock to me, as he drives like a maniac, he drove like he owned the street, and he drove a benz slk, that ar is so small

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  • by jt007m on March 15th, 2007

    jt007m

    I fell off my sofa...

    I logged on to AB and people were taking questions that were meant to be funny and turned them around to something way too serious.. Some even twisted things so they could be offended... Like we don't have enough troubles in the real world! We don't need drama on here?

    Anyways, I just woke up and that's how I woke up...

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  • by Burner on March 15th, 2007

    Burner

    In pain, with a small stone in a kidney, I thought I was going through childbirht and I´m a man.
    spent a few hours just standing gripping the radiator, trying to catch my breath.

    My Dad used to spray water at me....

    Got woken up by a freinds wife getting into my bed once he left the house while i was sleeping over once. Very very arkward ;))

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  • by jtolb65 on March 15th, 2007

    jtolb65

    My 4 year old daughter's blood-curdling scream from her bedroom. I thought someone was in the house trying to take her out the window.
    Turns out she was suffering from "night-terrors" which apparently is a little kid's version of a nightmare.
    There was no more sleep for daddy that night.

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  • by wobalome on March 15th, 2007

    wobalome

    When I accidently left my alarm tuned into radio 2 and got Terry Wogans voice waking me up (its a uk thing)

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  • by Midnight Rider on January 22nd, 2011

    Midnight Rider

    This is really pathetic, but I taped a tv show on tv, then watched it in bed later. Sometime during the middle of the night, I found out that during the tv show, they had an emergency test, it scared the crap out of me

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  • by Chosun One on March 15th, 2007

    Chosun One

    By my alarm clock, damn I wanted to sleep in!

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  • by SaraZita on March 15th, 2007

    SaraZita

    A bug was crawling on me. I couldn't get back to sleep after that.(sorry it's a little lame)

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  • by Wickels on March 16th, 2007

    Wickels

    Jizz in the face. :-(

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  • by theredbaron on May 7th, 2007

    theredbaron

    My mother, who was undergoing treatment for ovarian cancer and was hopped up on meds, flinging open my bedroom door and saying, "We're going for a walk! Get up now! I can't wait!" when I was in a dead sleep (and visiting my parents so I was disoriented when I awoke, as well).

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  • by deltabtry on March 24th, 2008

    deltabtry

    For 12 weeks I had three USMC D.I.'s, turn the lights on, throw three metal trash can down the squad bay, flipping recruits mattress onto the floor with them in it, and yelling anyone who is in the rack is going to have his ass kicked and thrashed. Anyway we got up and they thrashed us anyway, then had to run in place, pulls ups, sit ups and push ups, all the time being yelled at. This all took place within about 5 minutes.

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  • by Tallyman on March 24th, 2008

    Tallyman

    Woken up several morning by an idiot in the next apartment slamming a drawer into the wall at full force at 5:30 am!!!! He did it almost every morning.

    I never had anyone ever slam that drawer that hard in the 6 years that I lived there. No one who lived there before him and no one who lived there after he was evicted.

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  • by miRi hates social norms and regulations on March 24th, 2008

    miRi hates social norms and regulations

    rolling off my bed and smacking my face onto the radio. hurt like hell. and it was then that i realized i was a halfhour late to class.

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  • by Jez is recovering on March 24th, 2008

    Jez is recovering

    It was on 9/11/01. I had recently been laid off from my job and was sleeping in. My then fiance (now husband!) called me from out of town, woke me up, and then told me about the twin towers.

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  • by Kricket on March 24th, 2008

    Kricket

    Oh by my Dad when I was a little kid! I had this record player and one of my cousins had given me a "45" record of a song entitled "Sound Off" and I hated that record but my Dad loved to use it to wake me up in the morning! I am not a morning person any way and so I didn't appreciate that at all!

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  • by Galeanda on May 7th, 2007

    Galeanda

    My very large newfoundland dgo landing on me in a heap because an earthquake scared him. Not a good thing, being woken up by a 150 lb. chicken!

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  • by zee-ster on May 7th, 2007

    zee-ster

    i was woken up to be told that someone i knew had overdosed (fatally).

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  • by SMores on March 24th, 2008

    SMores

    My step-sister waking me up saying my 2 sisters had been in a car accident(they walked away with some bad scratches and bumps and totaled the car)

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  • by leave_me_alone on June 13th, 2010

    leave_me_alone

    Woke up after having sex all night with a girl only to have her say I raped her and she shot me 4 times in the chest

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