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by Spengo on August 21st, 2009
I know that my wife and I were trying to have a child for a long time. We finally went to a fertility doctor and he gave her a choice of hats. I didn't understand it at first. She chose a sombrero and now we have a little hispanic boy. I really wish I'd have understood the process on the day we chose hats.
by schmee2369 on August 21st, 2009
...POSSIBLY. Another way to tell if you are pregnant is look down at your shoes...if you dont have any on, its gonna be a boy...if you have them on its gonna be a girl...and if you h ave one on and one off...well................................. ................... .... ....... . .... .
by Shemarq the Wamama on August 21st, 2009
Yes you are!!!! Ha ha -- Love it!!
by 000 on August 21st, 2009
If your hat falls off, then maybe not.
If you look down and cannot see past your belly, then maybe so.
by Marguerite on August 21st, 2009
Depends what you pulled out of the hat.
by CrabSawser on August 24th, 2009
Yea probably, most women crave hats in their first trimester!!
by The Anonymous Witch on August 21st, 2009
if you are , my hats off to you ! ;-)
by bk12321 on August 21st, 2009
loll yes i think so +3
by Spacys back on August 21st, 2009
oh hell your in trouble lets take this step for step
1) take egg out your pants
2) let it go,its not your baby
3) put pan on fire
4) break egg into bowl and mix
5) pour into pan and stir till scrambled
6)eat
there you go
by robertini on August 21st, 2009
Maybe,just you having - one of THAT days in the month? OI!
by Shatzee coming back? on August 21st, 2009
Strangley, hats cause people to lay eggs instead. You can opt to hatch them or scramble them.
by SylvainSSiri on November 4th, 2009
Well,if you eat dill pickles with vanilla ice cream,bravo,you are pregnant :)
by Pandiri on August 24th, 2009
Most certainly, no. Undamaged hats prevent pregnancy.
by Grant aka Guybrush Threepwood on August 21st, 2009
DEFINITELY. you should probably go see your friendly neighborhood abortion clinic.
i can hear the DRs speeding my way now.
by Firebrand on August 21st, 2009
I hope not, I love to wear hats and if I am pregnant it is the longest pregnancy in history.
by katie7576 on August 21st, 2009
Definitely...most likely with triplets. +5
by norm on August 21st, 2009
Do your hats produce sperm?
If they do, you dlold get 'knocked up'.
by Sokoot on August 21st, 2009
No but something tells me you're about to adopt a child from Africa!
by blackRain on August 21st, 2009
Yes.
by Thriftymaid on August 21st, 2009
For sure
by 1858 Remington 1-21-13 on August 21st, 2009
Very much so. :-)
by JayDee says Rawr on August 21st, 2009
Well many scientific studies suggest this theory could be true...
by Gone on August 21st, 2009
That depends...was it a sombrero, or a beret? ;-D
by That guy on November 4th, 2009
No, you can't be pregnant. You're a boy. Dummy.
by Artemus on August 21st, 2009
Uh, aren't you a guy?
by Marguerite on November 4th, 2009
Yes, if you thought it would prevent pregnancy and wore it instead of using something that really works.
by Thriftymaid on November 4th, 2009
No, as much as you would like to be, males cannot get pregnant.
by Over and Out on November 4th, 2009
That depends .. berets or a fedoras? I would need that information before I can make a diagnosis.
by Possum on November 4th, 2009
Are the hats full of cum when you put them on? If you don't have a head covered with it each time you put on a hat you probably aren't pregnant-although you could very easilly be a peckerhead.
by Ron C on November 4th, 2009
My wife is a maternity nurse so I hear a lot of those wives' tales. This is a new one to me. If you have gas, you'll have a baby with a lot of hair too.
by pouncey on August 21st, 2009
what does that have to do with being pregnant?
by Mrs.Dufresne on November 4th, 2009
Only if your favorite hat is one of these:
LOL +
by Bob on November 4th, 2009
dear MR. JOSH, unless the hat is as magical as frosty, the snowman's hat, i doubt it!!!
I missed my period last month and I still haven't had it this month. Although I am experiencing this brown discharge but no preggy signs.
by Courtney_91 on December 22nd, 2011
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recently my boyfriend and i had sex.He never released himself in me but do i run the risk of being pregnant?
by cheekybaboo on January 5th, 2012
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Could I be pregnant on the pill? Please help
by Oliviachap008 on December 21st, 2011
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Im twelve and i had sex with my boyfriend and i think i am pregnant.My parents dont know yet!wHAT DO I DO?
by xxxnycherahxxx on December 27th, 2011
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I had unprotected sex 3-5 days after my period ended--possibility of pregnancy?
by lovelydear on January 2nd, 2012
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hahahahahaah...Ol'e!!!
by Gone on August 21st, 2009