by MrJosh on August 21st, 2009

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I like to wear hats. Could I be pregnant?

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  • by Spengo on August 21st, 2009

    Spengo

    I know that my wife and I were trying to have a child for a long time. We finally went to a fertility doctor and he gave her a choice of hats. I didn't understand it at first. She chose a sombrero and now we have a little hispanic boy. I really wish I'd have understood the process on the day we chose hats.

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  • by schmee2369 on August 21st, 2009

    schmee2369

    ...POSSIBLY. Another way to tell if you are pregnant is look down at your shoes...if you dont have any on, its gonna be a boy...if you have them on its gonna be a girl...and if you h ave one on and one off...well................................. ................... .... ....... . .... .

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  • by Shemarq the Wamama on August 21st, 2009

    Shemarq the Wamama

    Yes you are!!!! Ha ha -- Love it!!

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  • by 000 on August 21st, 2009

    000

    If your hat falls off, then maybe not.
    If you look down and cannot see past your belly, then maybe so.

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  • by Marguerite on August 21st, 2009

    Marguerite

    Depends what you pulled out of the hat.

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  • by CrabSawser on August 24th, 2009

    CrabSawser

    Yea probably, most women crave hats in their first trimester!!

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  • by The Anonymous Witch on August 21st, 2009

    The Anonymous Witch

    if you are , my hats off to you ! ;-)

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  • by bk12321 on August 21st, 2009

    bk12321

    loll yes i think so +3

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  • by Spacys back on August 21st, 2009

    Spacys back

    oh hell your in trouble lets take this step for step
    1) take egg out your pants
    2) let it go,its not your baby
    3) put pan on fire
    4) break egg into bowl and mix
    5) pour into pan and stir till scrambled
    6)eat
    there you go

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  • by robertini on August 21st, 2009

    robertini

    Maybe,just you having - one of THAT days in the month? OI!

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  • by Shatzee coming back? on August 21st, 2009

    Shatzee coming back?

    Strangley, hats cause people to lay eggs instead. You can opt to hatch them or scramble them.

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  • by SylvainSSiri on November 4th, 2009

    SylvainSSiri

    Well,if you eat dill pickles with vanilla ice cream,bravo,you are pregnant :)

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  • by Pandiri on August 24th, 2009

    Pandiri

    Most certainly, no. Undamaged hats prevent pregnancy.

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  • by Grant aka Guybrush Threepwood on August 21st, 2009

    Grant aka Guybrush Threepwood

    DEFINITELY. you should probably go see your friendly neighborhood abortion clinic.

    i can hear the DRs speeding my way now.

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  • by Firebrand on August 21st, 2009

    Firebrand

    I hope not, I love to wear hats and if I am pregnant it is the longest pregnancy in history.

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  • by katie7576 on August 21st, 2009

    katie7576

    Definitely...most likely with triplets. +5

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  • by norm on August 21st, 2009

    norm

    Do your hats produce sperm?

    If they do, you dlold get 'knocked up'.

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  • by Sokoot on August 21st, 2009

    Sokoot

    No but something tells me you're about to adopt a child from Africa!

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  • by blackRain on August 21st, 2009

    blackRain

    Yes.

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  • by Thriftymaid on August 21st, 2009

    Thriftymaid

    For sure

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  • by 1858 Remington 1-21-13 on August 21st, 2009

    1858 Remington  1-21-13

    Very much so. :-)

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  • by JayDee says Rawr on August 21st, 2009

    JayDee says Rawr

    Well many scientific studies suggest this theory could be true...

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  • by Gone on August 21st, 2009

    Gone

    That depends...was it a sombrero, or a beret? ;-D

  • by That guy on November 4th, 2009

    That guy

    No, you can't be pregnant. You're a boy. Dummy.

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  • by Artemus on August 21st, 2009

    Artemus

    Uh, aren't you a guy?

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  • by Marguerite on November 4th, 2009

    Marguerite

    Yes, if you thought it would prevent pregnancy and wore it instead of using something that really works.

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  • by Thriftymaid on November 4th, 2009

    Thriftymaid

    No, as much as you would like to be, males cannot get pregnant.

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  • by Over and Out on November 4th, 2009

    Over and Out

    That depends .. berets or a fedoras? I would need that information before I can make a diagnosis.

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  • by Possum on November 4th, 2009

    Possum

    Are the hats full of cum when you put them on? If you don't have a head covered with it each time you put on a hat you probably aren't pregnant-although you could very easilly be a peckerhead.

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  • by Ron C on November 4th, 2009

    Ron C

    My wife is a maternity nurse so I hear a lot of those wives' tales. This is a new one to me. If you have gas, you'll have a baby with a lot of hair too.

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  • by pouncey on August 21st, 2009

    pouncey

    what does that have to do with being pregnant?

  • by Mrs.Dufresne on November 4th, 2009

    Mrs.Dufresne

    Only if your favorite hat is one of these:

    LOL +

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  • by Bob on November 4th, 2009

    Bob

    dear MR. JOSH, unless the hat is as magical as frosty, the snowman's hat, i doubt it!!!

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