UK contributers: Don't you want to throttle that child who wants "to do a poo at Paul's?" Other users: this refers to a tv ad in UK where a child needs to do a poo, but will only go to his friend's house as his friend has a particular air freshener

UK contributers: Don't you want to throttle that child who wants "to do a poo at Paul's?"
Other users: this refers to a tv ad in UK where a child needs to do a poo, but will only go to his friend's house as his friend has a particular air freshener

He would be doing his poo right there on the spot, as I would have kicked the crap out of him as soon as he said it, before putting him up for adoption. Why are kids in adverts nearly always easy to hate?

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are you...er... a parent?
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by dea_ex_machina on August 20th, 2009
I was once, but he wanted to do a poo at Pauls, so I had to put him out of my misery. No I'm not, but if I was my kid wouldn't be like him.....
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by Sid on August 20th, 2009
*L* no.. you would make sure you had the right air fresheners! Or you would feed him a healthy diet so you would not need the air fresheners!
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by dea_ex_machina on August 20th, 2009
Exactly, how thick are the parents if every time he needs a poo they get in the car and use valuable petrol going to Pauls, instead of simply spending the three quid or whatever it is to buy the same brand of air freshener? Any children I've been in charge of I just get them to light a match, and so that it isn't wasted I give them some fags to smoke while they're in there.
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by Sid on August 20th, 2009
*LOL*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and when do you collect your award for "child carer of the year, 2009"?
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by dea_ex_machina on August 20th, 2009
Next week, I'm so excited!!. I was supposed to be getting it this week, but I asked them to put it off as I have a quite a few funerals this week involving some of my previous charges, who unfortunately all coincidently died of some lung problem or other.
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by Sid on August 20th, 2009
Probably should have gone for the air freshener after all then! To prevent their delicate lungs from breathing in all those poo fumes!
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by dea_ex_machina on August 20th, 2009
The worst smell I think is when someone has sprayed air freshener, but not quite enough, and it is inter-mingled with the other, less fragrant aroma.....
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by Sid on August 20th, 2009
don't even start on kids and smells!!
there is nothing as bad as having a class full of adolescent boys who have just had PE on a hot day, and think that Lynx is better than a shower! 20 flavours of Lynx - as much as possible to mask all smells!!!!!
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by dea_ex_machina on August 20th, 2009
A Spanish shower I believe it's called. I don't think (hope) that's xenophobic, I think it is because lads on a group holiday in Spain will often just get up hungover and scoosh on some Lynx and pop down to the pool.
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by Sid on August 20th, 2009
ewwwww.... imagine coming out of a swimming pool in Spain smelling of lynx
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by dea_ex_machina on August 20th, 2009
On the subject of TV ads, have you seen the Aviva one with Paul Whitehouse where he is a goth-type? it just looks weird, he's too old-looking to pull off pretending to be a teen, and looks more like Ozzy Osbourne's granny or something.
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by Sid on August 21st, 2009
Yes, I have seen it - and I think that is the point - he looks ridiculous.
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by dea_ex_machina on August 21st, 2009
To be honest i've only seen it twice, and both times I had the sound off on my TV so I didn't know what was being said, so may possibly have missed the intention of the advert. Still looks creepy though.....
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by Sid on August 21st, 2009
it does... but, as you said, you have seen it twice and yet you remember who was in it and what it was advertising.. so the advertisers have done their job!

I cannot remember what brand of air freshener the poo at paul's ad is advertising
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by dea_ex_machina on August 21st, 2009
Neither can I, though Poo at Pauls might be a good name for it....I think the advert might backfire on them though, as it has put the idea of going to someone else's house to poo instead of your own into people's heads. Hmmmn, I need to vacate my bowels but I don't want to leave a lingering smell....I know! instead of buying air freshener I'll just nip next door and use their toilet instead, problem solved!
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by Sid on August 21st, 2009
*LOL* that is like the Yorkie ad (It's not for girls) - I have not bought a Yorkie since I saw that ad- well, they say it is not for girls, so I won't eat it! *L*
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by dea_ex_machina on August 21st, 2009
I stopped buying Tampax for similar reasons. Every advert I've seen it is always women in them, never men....pure sexism.
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by Sid on August 21st, 2009
*LOL*!!!! not only is it sexist, tampax seems to be only for people who like horseriding, hang-gliding, etc!
Once a month we women get to do those activities!!! Once a month!!!!
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by dea_ex_machina on August 21st, 2009

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