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by Phillis - Zacks little sister on August 20th, 2009
Man, you are so screwed! Everybody knows that a milk, vinegar and bleach douche is the REAL cure for those determined little spermies :) +5
by Moongrim on August 20th, 2009
In order for you to get pregnant, you have to have sex with someone else for it to count.
by Ice man on August 20th, 2009
Well it's a good thing you jumped up and down, but you're supposed to blow your nose at the same time, to create back pressure. This should be followed by at least 10 cartwheels and a equal number of somersaults, and drink 2 bottles of Coke (Pepsi won't do it). You should be good to go again after that. : )
by celticmoonlight on August 20th, 2009
no, just find a jade monkey set high in the himalayan mountains and lick its left ear whilst humming "tragedy" by the bee gees.. works EVERY time!
by alwayscurious on August 20th, 2009
You were a bit too short on the amount of times you had sex. That method of jumping up & down afterwards only works in avoiding pregnancy when you have had sex 11 times in one night. Sorry.....you should have kept going a bit longer..
by AliasTJ on August 20th, 2009
As long as you weren't standing on your head when it went in, jumping up and down should get rid of the spermies from the last 9 times. However, since you said 10 times, I must warn you, that due to overcrowding, that first batch may have gotten pushed through. If so, your screwed in more than 10 ways.
by Shemarq the Wamama on August 20th, 2009
10 times! Geez!! Oh to be young again. . . . Well you know, every time you jumped, another fetus is created so you could be the next octomom.
by The Chief on August 20th, 2009
Well, let's see:
Considering the male urge as he approaches orgasm (for the uninformed here, this is the point where he 'blows his load') is to achieve deeper and deeper penetration until, finally, he's jammed in as deeply as he can thrust when he cums...
This puts the head of his penis riiiiiiiiight up agianst the cervix. (Unless he's REALLY short, that is.) This means all those hundreds of millions of sperm are hosing down the front door to the house of the fertility goddess! They are on the fast track to the uterus, and from there it's only a short couple inches for any number of them to swim right up to and inside the fallopian tubes.
If there's an egg within a few hours of coming down that tube, yer too late lady! Jumping up and down ain't gonna help at this point! Heck, for all we know all that jumping will shake up the house of the fertility goddess and make those eggs fall down the tubes FASTER!
;)~
by TheJoker on August 20th, 2009
Probably, but you definitely just made the grossest omelette mix in history...... enjoy :)
by Mountain Momma on August 22nd, 2009
For every time you jump there's another baby!=D
by Moley the contrary female dragon on August 21st, 2009
Dont you know that jumping up and down just gets them up there quicker.As you go down, they go up, then they grab hold and wait for the next jump. Just put some ice up there, it will freeze their asses off.no ass, no tail. Cant swim with no tail.
by dudely on August 20th, 2009
Ok course not!
Doing it doggy style with only produce puppies.....
by SuzieQ on August 20th, 2009
It only works if you jump up and down on a trampoline with an umbrella, wearing a toga. I`m so sorry Jen, but it does not look good.
The smell of pizza hotpockets my me sick to my stomach and i have pressure and pain in my belly could i be pregnant?????
by mommygirl112411 on December 15th, 2011
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me and my bf were dry humping(clothes on)Later on that day i used the restroom there was blood but next day there wasnt?can i be pregnant???
by girl15 on January 8th, 2012
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recently my boyfriend and i had sex.He never released himself in me but do i run the risk of being pregnant?
by cheekybaboo on January 5th, 2012
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I missed my period last month and I still haven't had it this month. Although I am experiencing this brown discharge but no preggy signs.
by Courtney_91 on December 22nd, 2011
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is there a possibilty i could still be pregnant?
by kayzz92 on December 28th, 2011
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You're reading I admit i am poking fun, i had sex last night 10 times but i jumped up and down afterwards will i get pregnant ? would you make up some wild answers for fun ? (please)
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oh crap now i must run to walmart and shop i hope i have time do you think the sperm will wait till i get back ?
by -Icy- on August 20th, 2009
HAHAHAHA how could i forget that one! i have no bleach.. (reaches for toilet cleaner)
by celticmoonlight on August 20th, 2009
Considering they think the vaginal canal is their answer to the Audobahn, you might wanna step on it, girly!!
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on August 20th, 2009
HAHAHA!! Maybe we can get some of that toilet cleaner that "clings" in the crooked necked bottle! Hurry, Icy - shoot some of that stuff up in there!!!!
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on August 20th, 2009
you made my thighs tighten the sting. cringe i wonder if that is what a man's balls do when another man gets hit in the balls, involuntary protection. you are really wanting to clean out the plumbing :P
by -Icy- on August 20th, 2009
Well, there goes my hydrochloric acid idea right out the window. I feel so unappreciated.
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on August 20th, 2009
men really need to start wearing permanent cups. or at least invent a ball bra!
by celticmoonlight on August 20th, 2009
LOL not at all! great idea. or the urinal cakes!
by celticmoonlight on August 20th, 2009
oh god go right ahead my thighs can take the work out :P your wit is like a balm to my ova :P
by -Icy- on August 20th, 2009
I was just teasing. Keep your ova to yerself, lady!
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on August 20th, 2009
i will tell you something funny. when i was young just starting periods mom explained about the egg and sperm deal... when my period would first start i would look in the toilet to see if i could see the egg that did not get made into a baby.. blush but hey i was 12 what did i know.
by -Icy- on August 20th, 2009
Ewww! Milk? Conception smoothies anyone :)
by Merriment on August 20th, 2009
I have similar stories, Jen, so don't feel embarrassed. I got a book explaining pregancy, conception...all that jazz. It said a man and woman get very close to make a baby. For YEARS, I was afraid to stand next to somebody I had a crush on, or hold hands! I was terrified I would get pregnant. Now THAT is embarrassing.....all because this marvelous book didn't go into ANY basic mechanics. Idiots!
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on August 20th, 2009
Merri: Looky here, lady....if you don't like my sure-fire cure to pregnancy, you could forego the whole thing and just use a hydrochloric acid douche. It is ga-ran-teed to work on those little swimmers!
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on August 20th, 2009
Yikes! Scary! I think I will just fill 'er up with sand and suffocate the little bastards.
by Merriment on August 20th, 2009
thank you phillis i don't feel so stupid now.. i nice to know others when young had innocent misconceptions.
by -Icy- on August 20th, 2009
when I was young (ish) I thought that you could only get pregnant while ON your period. So there I would have been thinking the other 25 days of the month were smooth sailing. Is it any wonder there is so much teen pregnancy?
by Merriment on August 20th, 2009
i find it sad girls are talking about sex so young and how dangerous to so many.
by -Icy- on August 20th, 2009
They're talking about it, but they have no idea how to prevent it. Have you seen these INSANE questions that come across the front page here?! It's pitiful!!! Where in the hell are these kids parents? ANd NONE of them are using condoms, which are about the cheapest form of entertainment around!
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on August 20th, 2009
I'll add this, then off to bed. When I had the sex talk with Allison, I also retrieved a condom from our bedroom to show her. I opened it and showed it to her, explained how it worked, including penile blood flow and sperm blockage, and showed on a banana how to put one on CORRECTLY. I impressed upon her that it prevents major diseases, that can also remian with you for LIFE, or even kill you. If that girl thinks about sex, I want the condom to be a natural part of the act in her mind. She will have sex long before I am ready for her to - I'm not stupid. But my embarassment of the topic could cost her her life. That is totally unacceptable to me. I love the child. She deserves my best :)
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on August 20th, 2009
you did it right ---> that is to admired and respected, it seems the it can't happen to me syndrome and the mom's thinking no not my daughter is causing so much harm, sigh and not really anything to do about except on a 1-1 basis. i don't have children so i have no idea how good sex education is in school but it seems the more educated the more they are having sex. it is like a snowball out of control careening down a big mountain.. i know guys and dads should be having the talk but let's face it is the woman who carries the babe and her family who take the brunt of $ when something does happen.
by -Icy- on August 20th, 2009
I'm really going to be after this, dammit! Sex is going to happen whether they've been educated or not, in my observation. When Allison is ready, I want her fully armed! When she thinks about sex, I want a condom to be in every single picture in her mind!! I was curious about sex long before I ever had sex ed, were you? Sex ed didn't make me any more curious than I already was, or make me want to experiment more. But I also know that everyone is different, too. I was exposed to sex very early, through sexual abuse, that's probably why.
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on August 20th, 2009
my parents were like you with the education i mean private parent to child education. i knew how to prevent disease and pregnancy i am thank to them for caring enough to teach me. lol go to bed i am right behind you i worked OT today.
by -Icy- on August 20th, 2009
By private, do you mean very thorough, or very detailed, or what, exactly? Oh! Nevermind - you can answer here! I'll be able to point you're effort :)
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http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1651651
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on August 21st, 2009
it would not load ab very slow this morning. i mean you taking time with allison to teach her in private 1 on 1. that is the way to make sure you children understand. i like it that was how my parents taught me.
by -Icy- on August 21st, 2009
AB has been having a LOT of problems loading lately!! Numerous times, I have been unable to FIND AB at all. Crazy! Then the pages won't load sometimes.
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on August 21st, 2009