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by Naamah on August 18th, 2009
Not equiped for the job.
by -Icy- on August 18th, 2009
i don't have the equipment you need. :P
by Merriment on August 18th, 2009
Here, I went door to door and collected some "donations".
Keep the little swimmers in the fridge so they don't spoil.
*hands you a dixie cup*
by inokytoe3 on July 16th, 2011
Haven't you heard. Every other pregnant girl on here has sat on the mens toilet and it has worked like a charm!
by The Chief on August 30th, 2009
Nope. Sorry!
I'm a one woman kinda guy, and you ain't her!
:):):)
by Hardcore Conservative on August 19th, 2009
Send me a pic. I'll think about it.
by Esteban-- Smartest Pumpkin on August 30th, 2009
sorry, although I have the "right" equipment I don't want "help" you get pregnant. The reasons, personal. Maybe you should try Craigs list under plumbing problems, women seeking men, or seamen after dark.
by Capital J on August 30th, 2009
no thanks, 20 mins of giving you the most pleasure of your life isnt worth 18 years of getting fucked in the ass by the domestic relations court for me.
by Naia the Bee on August 19th, 2009
That would be a little expensive for someone I don't know :-)
by Anonymous T on August 18th, 2009
No.
by I'm Just Along For The Ride on July 16th, 2011
uh..no thanks.
by WABOO on July 16th, 2011
Miss Wanna will get mad at me.
by JohnnyH73 on July 16th, 2011
No. Because in most cases even if there is a contract the courts hold the father responsible for child support. If I don't have enough money to have my own kid, I'm not going to help you have one.
by Weylon on July 16th, 2011
How? What is involved?
by mr S on August 30th, 2009
yeah ok i get u pregnant garaunteed.
by Old School on August 30th, 2009
No, no, no!
You never know what complications might arise from such activity....;-D....
From published reports around April 2009...
In Stuttgart, Germany, a court judge must decide on a case of honorable intentions in a situation where a man hired his neighbor to get his wife pregnant.
It seems that Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his former beauty queen wife, Traute, wanted a child badly, but Demetrius was told by a doctor that he was sterile.
So, Soupolos, after calming his wife’s protests, hired his neighbor, Frank Maus, 34, to impregnate her. Since Maus was already married and the father of two children, plus looked very much like Soupolos to boot, the plan seemed good.
Soupolos paid Maus $2,500 for the job and for three evenings a week for the next six months, Maus tried desperately, a total of 72 different times, to impregnate Traute.
When his own wife objected, he explained, "I don’t like this any more than you. I’m simply doing it for the money. Try and understand."
When Traute failed to get pregnant after six months, however, Soupolos was not understanding and insisted that Maus have a medical examination, which he did.
The doctor’s announcement that Maus was also sterile shocked everyone except his wife, who was forced to confess that Maus was not the real father of their two children.
Now Soupolos is suing Maus for breach of contract in an effort to get his money back, but Maus refuses to give it up because he said he did not guarantee conception, but only that he would give an honest effort
by 000 on August 18th, 2009
get WHAT pregnant - - oh I see ;)
by parleamonculmateteestmalade on August 18th, 2009
Nope...
by xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx on August 18th, 2009
It is a difficult question .
by RionRow on July 16th, 2011
I haz two penises
Does being sick while ovulating and having sex make chances higher of conceiving?
by hurlysmom on February 28th, 2011
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how long after trying to conceive did you finally succeed and what did you do
by Sarah_A2892 on February 17th, 2011
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what is the best way to get pregnant fast???
by margaret2539 on February 26th, 2011
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how soon can i get pregnant after stopping the use of birth control pills?
by mj850 on January 31st, 2011
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Ladies, have you ever wondered why we can't be like hens and lay eggs and sit on them til our children hatch?
by Marisa on February 22nd, 2011
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+6 check mine for a real laugh lol uncanny
by -Icy- on August 18th, 2009