If someone had stolen your lunch from the refrigerator at work several times, what would you do? Throw a fit? Stake it out? Plant a camera?
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Kornflapper
ANSWERS: 23
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Grate laxitive chocolate on it! They wouldn't touch it again!+
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Leave a decoy lunch full of rat poison or something less traceable.
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Punch their lights out!! :-/
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Just bring a cooler, keep it at your desk, and be done with it already. They're getting to you, and you're letting them! Out fox the foxes, darlin'. They've already shown you what kind of people they are. +5
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That's easy. The lunch would be rigged somehow. There would be an Ex-Lax brownie in it. I'd probably put a little pouch with blue food coloring in the middle of a sandwich that would burst when they bit into it (lips and tongue all blue). Things like that. Not only would it teach the thief a lesson, you'd be able to tell who it was.
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Put a nice red dye pack in with my sandwich;)
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Take in a yummy looking homemade meal... spit all over it blow my nose on it...and leave it in the fridgy for whoever to eat. (ive seen it happen before) ...but they totally deserved it.
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piss in it
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Place it on top of a grenade with it's pin pulled out!
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i would just make a nice ex-lax chocolate pudding treat... glad i work from home now :P
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I'd plant something in it, like some of the other answers have said. Mix with ex-lax or some sort of dye that would stain their hands. They will never steal your lunch again :)
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So you want me to plant a camera in the food?
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I'd get some of that stuff that makes your urine turn red. They'd be worried about having some horrible problem going on inside them.
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Plant a camera, and then show the entire office, before showing the culprit :)
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I am not advocating this, but I have heard that a few drops of Visine will make someone have severe diarrhea. If you were to put that in your lunch every day, they might get the point.
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I wouldnt use the refrigerator.
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Put poison in the food.
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I think I'd make a good looking sandwich and then put a layer of maggots in the mayo.
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I had a similar problem at my work. I printed some poison labels with the skull & crossbones and taped it to the top of my lunch with a warning that the contents were a science experiment and NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION. No one ever bothered my lunch again.
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My fellow workers know my past; believe me, no one would steal my lunch... :-)
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I would get a lock lunch box(they sell them) and put it in the fridge
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Pack an exlax brownie next time
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I would simply bring a lunch that required no refrigeration. Cheese, for example, need not be refrigerated. You could bring cheese and crackers...sliced cucumbers, a piece of fruit and keep it all at your desk, thereby thwarting the would-be thief. You could bring packaged things that need only be reconstituted with water and placed in the microwave for a short period of time.There are many pasta meals that you can find in the pasta aisle of the market. Keep things like energy bars, almonds/walnuts/peanuts/pistachios in your office. Dried fruit is great if you like it..it is delicious with the nuts.Fresh fruit at room temperature always tastes better than refrigerated fruit so you could easily survive on fresh fruit and maybe lose a little weight at the same time. Happy Monday! :)
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