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by randomness - is now a Maestro on August 13th, 2009
Craigslist!!
by TheJoker on August 13th, 2009
I'd suggest advertising yourself as scrap, you always get more money when you sell things of piece by piece rather than as a job-lot!
by Merriment on August 13th, 2009
I suggest the "buy one ,get one free" approach.
by Spacys back on August 13th, 2009
Lets just hold an AB auction,sell you as a sex/work slave for the day +5
by -Icy- on August 13th, 2009
i think you been in the happy juice take 2 tyenol and try again later.
by bolwerk on August 13th, 2009
Truckers aren't too picky, but you look a little black for their tastes.
by QueenR eats the Terminator for breakfast on August 13th, 2009
Get Disney to make a show about you.
by Catherine on August 13th, 2009
Darling escort service, that will do it...Are you ready for old woman wanting you...you do know you have to perform your manly duties..
by Thriftymaid on August 13th, 2009
Put a blue bulb in the front fixture and wait.
by MisterKnowItAll on August 13th, 2009
Can you say "hotpants"? lol
by Piggle on August 13th, 2009
Are you selling yourself whole or jointing you? For the former you could just hang around street corners and take what you can get....
However, what I would recommend is have a friend draw on all of your organs in bright coloured pen, take a photo and use this as the front cover of "The Payton Cookery Book" - sell yourself as neatly packaged recipe ideas ;0)
Ahhhh, my mistake, I see you have posted in prostitution....shame the cookery book would probably made you more money.....nevermind!
by yummy_mummy on August 13th, 2009
Put an add in the newspaper featuring your dong thong. lol. That should attract some interesting people :P
by Betsy on August 13th, 2009
Usually the corner of major intersections is a good start.
by slzfisher on September 30th, 2010
fashion runways--practice take-offs and landings before and after health gimmicks test for med-science and be a hero or part it out for millions but you enjoy it only in your heirs or perhaps you'd like to be like Mr. Ed getting bf'd by glue factory employees
Do all prostitutes sell crack?
by Weylon on October 20th, 2011
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Have you been to or worked in a whore house?
by zoneman on November 6th, 2011
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Can some strip clubs b considered prostitution houses?here prostitution is illegal but yet lot of prostitution act$ happen in stripclubs.
by Mexican Barbie on August 11th, 2011
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How much would you charge?
by John McCain on July 23rd, 2011
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Do you respect prostitutes?
by Weylon on August 21st, 2011
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You're reading Well I guess I'm going to go ahead and sell my body. What are some good ideas on how to market myself?
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