by ThorThpot on August 12th, 2009

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I found a pill that says "God" on one side and "Atheist" on the other. If I take it, could I be pregnant, and would that alter the results of my drug test?

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  • by ...... on August 12th, 2009

    ......

    Only if your a politician

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  • by Dracool on August 12th, 2009

    Dracool

    You've been on AB too long:) Great satire question!

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  • by uncacal on August 12th, 2009

    uncacal

    If, and only if, you were born in Hawaii.

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  • by Jadey - Vive la difference on August 12th, 2009

    Jadey - Vive la difference

    Haha... I wish I could give more than +5 for this!

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  • by prof. mes solzhenitsy on August 12th, 2009

    prof. mes solzhenitsy

    If Satan doesn't involve in a two faced pill-you found-production there will be no harm in pregnancy here!

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  • Good combination of AB questions.Very funny.*+++++*

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  • by Sharona Life is a Tale Told by an Idiot on August 12th, 2009

    Sharona Life is a Tale Told by an Idiot

    Well, if you are normal it might turn you into a right wing paranoid psychopath that would give birth to the messiah, or it might make you emit the spawn of Satan while refusing to acknowledge his existance. Either way, your drug test is f*ckd.

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  • by Merriment on August 12th, 2009

    Merriment

    You won't be pregnant but you will give birth to a conundrum!

    The results of your drug test will be clean as it is cleared from your body via the venting of your spleen.

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  • by Don Gorgeous George on August 12th, 2009

    Don Gorgeous George

    Great question. I don't think you should eat it. God might get offended and throw your entire family into a pit of eternal suffering.

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