Why shouldn't you get too drunk on your wedding night?
by 
keithold thanks all baggers
ANSWERS: 12
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Because you might fuck someone who doest even kno (or good friend) and not your wife xD my brother friend did this -.-
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So you can remember it. ;)
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You mean the night before the wedding or the night of the wedding?
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you might spit out all your exs' names
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You might end up in bed with the bridesmaids.
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You shouldn't get toooo drunk period.
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You might end up throwing up on your wife, just when you were starting to f*ck her :D
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You won't be able to consummate the wedding.
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If getting married is suppose to mean something, why would you want to get so drunk you can't remember it. Your starting a life together with your partner. Wouldn't it be nice to have something to remember so you can tell you children and maybe grandchildren other than Gee, I don't remember a thing. Somehow it seems an awful way to start you life together.
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Why does seemingly everyone has to get drunk all the time? Especially on your wedding night! Stay sober and enjoy your new bride or husband as the case may be!
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Alcohol greatens the desire, but lessens the ability.- W. Shakespeare.
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You may kiss the Minister instead of your wife?
Thriftymaid 
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