by devilman-wants a golden labrador on August 7th, 2009

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Can you sum up the bible in two words?

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by Merriment on August 7th, 2009
Paper weight.
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- Cool!
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  by Vaporeongirl on December 2nd, 2009
- Thanks Vaporeongirl
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  by Merriment on December 2nd, 2009
- Nice, since todays bible is worth it, as it has been altered by human beings and is not in the same form as it was revealed. It's not my prejudice judgment, but any one who have common sense can feel it after throughly reading this altered scripture.
  by the way your answe rated++++
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  by Abu on December 6th, 2009
- Well, Abu, pretty much all religious books don't read the same as they did before. It's been too many thousands of years.
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  by Vaporeongirl on December 6th, 2009
- Ok, You are right,
  But I can claim that no one can prove that Quran (Koran), which is 1400 years old has been altered. You can take this challenge as real.
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  by Abu on December 6th, 2009
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by david tennants not so secret admirer on August 7th, 2009
fairy tale
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  by Anonymous T on October 18th, 2009
- Not exactly a fairy tale but close enough.
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  by Vaporeongirl on December 2nd, 2009
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by Worzel on August 7th, 2009
God knows! :o)
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by Barcaluv on August 7th, 2009
Best seller.
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  by Damian on November 12th, 2009
- Thanks, Damian.
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  by Barcaluv on November 12th, 2009
- You have to love all the downrates I've received here through time. Isn't the Bible the best selling book out there? : )
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  by Barcaluv on December 4th, 2009
- I think the quotations of chairman mao (the red book) is the best seller of all time with the bible being second
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  by hotdog on December 6th, 2009
- Interesting, will look into that. Thanks hotdog.
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  by Barcaluv on December 7th, 2009
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by Marguerite on August 7th, 2009
Holy Book.
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by Scooby on August 7th, 2009
Tall Story! :-/
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  by j ninja... on December 4th, 2009
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by iandme on August 7th, 2009
Very confusing.
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- it's really not if you have the Holy Spirit guiding you through it.
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  by pinkie lee on September 3rd, 2009
- @pinkie: By holy spirit, do you mean gaping-mind free of critical thought?
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  Literally ANY story - true or completely false - can be understood and ingrained into the mind, if one reads into the story with the mind of a 2 year-old listening to whatever daddy tells them.
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  by ACCOUNT CLOSED on October 22nd, 2009
- I'm pretty sure the Holy Spirit is not real.
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  by Nutsy_Rail on December 4th, 2009
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by slenderella on August 7th, 2009
God's Love
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by kala on August 7th, 2009
GOD LOVES.
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- You got that from genocides, annihilation of billions of animals, and the murders of innocent children, all by "Mr. Love" himself?
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  by ACCOUNT CLOSED on October 22nd, 2009
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by matt89 on August 7th, 2009
Great Book.
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by Rinky Dinky Do on August 7th, 2009
Fairy tale
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by -Icy- on August 7th, 2009
God's word
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  by Princess Garnet on August 8th, 2009
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by dumdum on August 7th, 2009
No way.
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by jmldlg on August 7th, 2009
Jesus Christ
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by Firebrand on August 7th, 2009
Very long.
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by Irisibis on August 7th, 2009
First novel

Cracking yarn

Creation myths

Crazy fantasy
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- The Gilgamesh novel preceded the Jesus novel by quite a while.
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  by ACCOUNT CLOSED on October 22nd, 2009
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by Mastodon on August 7th, 2009
Fictional work
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by D-BOMB on August 7th, 2009
BIG FAKE
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by Evil Pregnant Master on August 7th, 2009
dont read
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by Don Gorgeous George on August 7th, 2009
death worship
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by Wynper on October 18th, 2009
Mans invention
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- haha Down rated -5 on this. That is quite telling. Do some people just ask questions on this site to hear what they want to hear? Very funny!
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  by Wynper on October 18th, 2009
- I'll laugh along +6
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  by Ron C on October 19th, 2009
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by Sharona Life is a Tale Told by an Idiot on August 7th, 2009
Insightful History
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by Hillbilly on August 7th, 2009
Gods Word
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by xNeon.Massacrex on October 18th, 2009
Pure rubbish
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by Bloed... on stand-by on August 8th, 2009
Made Up
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by Joyeux on August 8th, 2009
Fairy Tales
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- im seeing all these it sucks type things but the bible has proved countless of things such as the water cycle andwind patterns before they even dreamed about then, and all but one of the disciples died a martyr and they never once denounced god or if before jesus died and rose again if the disciples had changed there story, then one of the many people who hated jesus then would have thrown them in jail right then but there is no account of such a thing, and i dont know about you, but me personally, as a 13 year old, i find calling the bible a bunch of crap very hard to do with that kind of evidence, and by the way
  'man's redemption'
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  by bj0n3s on December 13th, 2009
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by DudeLer 2 on August 7th, 2009
The Truth
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- Bwah haa haa!!
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  by Don Gorgeous George on August 8th, 2009
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by MegaKamster on August 7th, 2009
Ten Commandments
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by Legend of my mind on October 18th, 2009
Fairy Tales
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by Sandman on September 1st, 2009
Mythic legends
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by phr33k on August 8th, 2009
dont mean to up set people but bull shit!
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by Tom on October 28th, 2009
Christian Handbook
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by Starmaster on October 18th, 2009
Fantasy Collections
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by Matrixbarf on October 18th, 2009
Too Long (Didn't Read heheheh)
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- Lol. bring on the down-ratings "oh ye who cannot take a joke".
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by Scotslass on October 18th, 2009
Unreliable source.
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by Pontiac25 on August 7th, 2009
Wow! Everyone has something negative to say! You guys beat me to it! ;-)
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- But there are a few people out there downrating me lol.
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  by Pontiac25 on September 3rd, 2009
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by TWIST on October 19th, 2009
Fear Mongering.
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- What are you talking about?
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  All you have to do is sacrifice your son, donate all your extra money to church, and act as a meat shield in the event of a holy war...and God's love will ease you through the day!
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  by ACCOUNT CLOSED on October 22nd, 2009
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by 23Skidoo on October 19th, 2009
Probably Bull
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by Anonymous on October 18th, 2009
Completely False.
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- hey I have an idea, Stop downrateing me just because you don't agree with me.... god some christians are so closed minded and ignorant.
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  by Anonymous on October 22nd, 2009
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by Mavericks just doin a flyby on October 18th, 2009
Good Fiction!
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by 404 on October 18th, 2009
Campfire Fuel.
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by CuddleBug247 on October 18th, 2009
Fairy Tale
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by The Anonymous Witch on October 18th, 2009
social programing
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by Nightwatchdog on September 3rd, 2009
Thick book.
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- You have to be thick to believe it. :D
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  by AntigoneRising on October 28th, 2009
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by Ron C on August 9th, 2009
needs factchecked
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by President Norris 2016 on August 7th, 2009
distorted copy
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by jokerblue on October 29th, 2009
crazy story

long book

total fantasy

burning material
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- love the last one
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  by still stephanie. on November 3rd, 2009
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by The Jester on October 28th, 2009
Heavily edited
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- Finally someone's awake here.
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  by Wind in the Willow on October 28th, 2009
- I agree Jester
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  by Ray Del Sol on November 3rd, 2009
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by SofiaNRage on October 18th, 2009
Complete garbage
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by ThorThpot on September 3rd, 2009
Spicy meatball.
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