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Pull out my tazer and shock them for being so rude.
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Let my dog eat them as i decide to shoot or not
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I'm assuming you mean with an explosive. If they're not yelling "police, get down on the floor," then it's time for people to start dying. The office is the furthest room from the front door, so I'd grab the 2 .38's in the closet, and wait, once they're down the hall but not to the door yet, I'll open fire through the northern most part of west facing wall at head level. Then dive to the south end of the room to avoid the returning fire. From there it'll depend on who they are and what training and weapons they have.
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Say, "Come in."
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Imma bust a cap in her head. I warned grandma to stop doing that.
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That pistol I have handy would solve the problem. Considering it is an intruder and not the next door neighbor or someone else I knew. +5
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I have 3 dogs that will at least slow them down long enough for me to grab the rifle out of my closet.
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Die.
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seeing as I'm NOT American thus making it illegal to posess a firearm I would wait for iminent death or worse
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i'd grab the biggest knife in the kitchen.. then i'd wait for the intruder to BRING IT ON. well..i would be screwed if he/she had a gun. hahaha
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I'm in the bedroom which connects to the living room where the front door is. On the wall I have a few swords I brought back from Japan and Korea, that's about the best option I have as far as a weapon goes..even though the intruder apparently has a gun. So I step behind the door of the bedroom which connect to the room the intruder is in, I can see through the crack in the door a little and see where and who the intruder might be. If or when the intruder comes into the bedroom I will be behind the door, there is a bookcase, it stops the door from swinging all the way open. If the attacker walks in I will be behind him with sword ready..
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I would give them a right good slap ( that means punch em on the nose to you yanks) for interupting my Answer bag time. TAKE THAT YOU BOUNDER and you can take 2 points BRITS DONT NEED GUNS..............WE GOT BALLS
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Got me thinking of John Wayne http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAJF2ftv2jY
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Have a wank (or at least finish the one I was on).
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Jump out the nearest window.
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I have a large dog in the house to handle things like this.
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Walk out the other door.
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grab my gun, point and shoot
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First of all if they had the means to blow down my door with explosives then I would assume they had a lot more firepower than my shotgun. I would still give it a go though. Although I think it would take more than five seconds after the door blew down, I mean it's not like I expect this to happen or something I would be prepared for. Hmmmm... I should take measures to prepare for this invasion now.
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Fight or flight? I choose fight. I'm pretty much a pacifist, but I'd rather be shot in the face trying to save the lives of my family than be shot in the back trying save my own ass.
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Since my front door is down the hallway from where my computer/living room is I would grab my daughter and go out the back door that is connected to the living room and hide hopefully my dogs would slow them down enough so I could get away and get help for my wife who is napping upstairs.
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:) I've been trained for this kinda stuff. In fact these 5 seconds are comparatively more harmful if not lethal, to the one who blew open my door.
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kitchen knife
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Take one of the swords I got right by the door and start slicing of bodyparts.
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It all depends on which room I'm in. There's a shotgun in my bedroom and a rifle in my office. I would bolt to whichever room was closer.
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I'd pop right out the back door.
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If I'm in the living room I'd jump off the balcony which is like 6 feet above the ground and run down the street.
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Unless your some sort Jedi Knight, there's little you can do within five seconds. Even pissing yourself would take six seconds. Anyway, how would you know how many seconds you've got in such a situation? I'd just hope there's time to make my escape and hope for the best. That would take about seven seconds. Ok, I'd piss myself, then escape. Hmmm, difficult to do both at the same time, so, I'd piss my self in the first six seconds, then make my escape attempt in the next seven seconds. Sadly I have only five seconds. I know - I'd jump in a TARDIS! Go back in time, (This is nonesense).
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Depends what you mean "Blew Open". You mean like the big bad wolf?
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