ANSWERS: 27
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putting ordinary tap water into the tank.
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My goldfish jumped out of his bowl once...so let them get depressed and do it themselves...much less messy
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Take it for a walk
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My toddler accidently killed my fish by putting soap in the tank. He thought they were taking a bath
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My cleaning lady once dropped a bottle of bleach in the tank.
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Read Harry Potter to it - -
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Tazing it. It tried to attack you so you had no choice! p.s. i didnt do it. it was on YouTube
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Drop in toilet. He'll be happy there. Good q.
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throw it really hard at your toilet pan, dont put normal tap water in the tank thts a slow painfull death :(
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Let my mother near it...she has managed to kill every fish I've ever had while living with my parents.
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say you took it for a walk and forgot it was suposed to b in water
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with an outboard engine
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Go fishing not knowing that a bear is around..........
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...force it to listen to (c)RAP music!!!!!
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forgot to use a dechlorinater after cleaning the tank.
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"Accidentlly" leave it near a window in Texas !!!!
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Tell him his girlfriend left him for a real shark.
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take the hook out wrong and well kill him..
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Leave him out of the water too long
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Take it to my house to watch for you while you go on vacation. My grand daughter can tell you all about it.
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put a maggot in its mouth...
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pouring bleach into the tank to sanitize it.
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Fluffing it's scales with a blow dryer.
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Put it in the toaster. Accidentally.
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Run over it with your pickup. (long story)
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If a fish in fish tank, forget to feed it.
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Use knife!
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