I usually just say "ah" and walk away. Sometimes I substitute "hmm". The impression I am trying to convey is "You are not worthy of my time".

Most of the time if you don't reply back then you don't need a comeback. But, if you would like to say something. Then, say "Does it really matter how I talk, everyone is different. That's what makes the world go round."

Purse your lips together, utter "ooo", and walk away. Why hang out or bother with people like that anyway?

Say if i throw a stick will you go away...

Use the face, it always works. "You talk weird" "You're face is weird" "You're kind of fat" "Your face is kind of fat" "You're too immature" "Well you have an ugly face" It works for everything =) Also if you'd like to try a more mature approach, you don't need a comeback really, just say "ok" and don't worry about it, doesn't matter what other people say. Although I still like the face alternative.

"You talk too much" "At least what I say is worth hearing" "Don't worry, I don't plan on talking to you again" Or maybe my favorite - "Sorry, can you say that again? Your voice is kinda weird, I didn't catch it"

I personally would probably say something like "yeah, well if you try to say that again you won't be talking at all for awhile...Cuz I'll punch you in the mouth." But I say that about a lot of things. I also like to say things along the lines of "What was that? All I heard was 'I'm an a$$hole who needs to stfu about other people.' You wanna repeat that?"

I try not to worry about what other people think of me too much.But Don't get me wrong, there are time when i'd like to give some people a good KO. However, when it comes down to it, its always best to just walk away. Maybe you know that already. Maybe that's why you can't think of a comeback. Besides, they'll get theirs eventually.

If anyone says anything about me being "weird," I say that coming from someone like /them/, that's a compliment.

Never lower yourself to the level of a moron. All you can do is pitty them. Where will they be in 10 years? 20 years? People like that are their own worst enemy and rarely get anywhere in life.

well you should just be like thank you it was nice of me to make you laugh "right" smile and walk away it kills them when you agree with the haters

Yea, I'm kinda big. I don't get that too much. I'd say something like, "Ya know, alot of people take things for granted, like the ability to chew solid food....."

stick your fist out and say " run into my fist" haha

Well, ACTUALLY, I think there is like a whole book on comebacks, but when I don't have a answer I just say JESUS LOVES YOU!!!! Or I just walk away.

I would say, what kind of weird? . I know I already talk weird. Generally people dont even comment on my speaking problem. when someone does, i am interested in hearing what they mean. . I try and be funny and make a friend in the process.

Umm u could be sarcastic and say I know u too and laugh. or be like shiiit have u heard the way u talk??

Yes I do...quite fluently thank you...that was my major in college!

The same one I use to every smartass...but I'm thinking AB kinda frowns on its use. Let's see if I can do it without getting into too much trouble: "_____ you, very much!" Followed by a pleasant smile (optional). I say it kinda fast so the receiving party thinks, but is not certain, that I said "Thank you very much". If the smartass asks "Did you say _______ you?!? With a straight face I say "Hell, no! I said "Thank you!" with a "Buddy, you're weird!" I love watchin' the uncertain, questioning expression on the face. :-) How'd I do?

"you talk weird" "i'm sorry,but your'e going to have to take your shorts off if your going to talk out of your a---e,i can barely understand you:)

You look weird!

"I will talk louder, I think perhaps your hearing is weird."

You need to escalate it. Throw your drink on them.

yo momma!

1) Nah... I think everyone ELSE talks weird! *smiling* 2) Really? I wondered why I couldn't get anyone to understand me! *smiling* 3) Thank you. Now I know how not to treat or be rude to people/strangers! Now, can you explain why it really matters to you, and why you felt the need to bring it up? That would make the explanation complete. *try to stay as serious-looking as you can, then use one of the first, after they sputter a few seconds* Just don't be TOO nasty... It seems that few people have little tact, and they realize it when someone actually responds to them. Try to be humorous, and remember, obviously, they've not met too many people who speak like you do. DISCLOSURE: I'm 6'-9" tall. When I'm walking, I get a LOT of looks, and the occasional tactless twit who walks up from nowhere, and asks me various questions, such as "How did you get to be so tall?" (My father owned a grocery store with a VERY good meat department.) "How tall ARE you?" (5'-21". Gotta be careful with this one. SOME idiots say "No... How TALL are you?" Ok... I'm big. But not 521#. How do YOU say how tall YOU are? And if my wife or kids are with me, they don't "make" the others calculate it out - Amazingly, VERY few people can do it... They WAG it!) "How's the weather up there?" (Cloudy, with a little rain. And if they're "friends", I can say "Want me to make it rain on you?") "MAN are YOU tall!" (Not really... I think everyone else is short!)

This is the kind of thing for which there is no "one size fits all" response. If you really want to have snappy comebacks, you have to learn to develop them yourself. For example, read some of the ones posted as responses here and then edit edit edit. You CANNOT come back with a snappy comeback from memory; that comes off wrong every time and looks even more pathetic than just getting angry and walking away -- which can be an appropriate response, by the way. For example, no one here knows if "you talk weird" refers to an accent, a speech impediment, a novel way of thinking, poor vocabulary -- or exceptionally good one -- or what. So the suggestions you see here are what some respondents might have said if the comment were directed at them. For example, I'd feel fine with "It's called Standard English. You could look it up if you could read." I know that if someone says I talk "weird" it's because I sometimes use conversational terms that idiots -- and those unfamiliar with the language -- don't understand. I don't know what applies to you. If I didn't want to piss off the person who said that to me (sometimes I don't, believe it or not), I might just laugh it off and say, "You listen weird." ("You look weird" might also apply in a sort of juvenile way.) A simple "You would know weird, wouldn't you?" leaves some room in your response to decide later whether you want to piss off the speaker or not -- or could just leave them guessing. On the other hand, perhaps you're just not comfortable with English, if it's not your native tongue. In that case, you can test THEIR knowledge of YOUR language by smiling broadly and calling them some loathsome name as if it was nicest thing in the world you could say to them. But be prepared to duck if the expression on his face shows that he understands you perfectly. It helps to read a lot of examples of what others have replied to insults thrown their way -- or just manufactured for the hell of it themselves. Winston Churchill, Dorothy Parker, Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain and many other fine writers and speakers had to perfect this kind of riposte in order to advance their own careers -- as speakers and writers. But keep in mind that sometimes the absolute BEST response to someone making fun of you is to just graciously take it and let them be revealed as intolerant bigots or jerks. It's always a fine response just to be the better person.

Just say, that’s funny! That is what my X friend used to say Can we change the subject I don’t want to think about him?

if someone say to me u are ugly i would say and your mom give birth to a uglyer one hahaha

"How weird of you to mention that."

For guy or girl, Tell them they will be better to hear if they clean the c-- out of their ears. My apologies to anyone who found this really offensive but I hate jerks. Be sure to quickly look in their ears first before saying it. And say it loud. Then run. LOL

when someone says your weird reply by saying your mum/dad dint complain last last :P

say your mam/dad dint ind last night :P

I walk away. I don't need insults. +4

'yeah, so do you, but you dont see me complaining!' walk away.

1) "hmm? are you trying to say something? sorry, i dont speak caveman" 2) "sorry, could you repeat that again? your tongue seems to be tripping over your ego" 3) "sorry, could you repeat that? i can't quite understand what you are trying to say. it sounds like you are saying that you're a douche bag" 4) "Lo siento, no hablo ingles!" 5) "Aww! is it your time of month?" 6) "Aww! did your mummy/daddy firetruck you to hard last night?" 7) "Aww! I'm sorry. Your mummy/daddy didn't seem to care last night. Giggidy Giggidy Goo!" Semi-racist comebacks... 8) "Its english bitch! maybe you should go back to ...(their country/heritage thing)" 9) "If your going to live in America the decent thing for you to do is learn our language. If you can't handle that simple task, then why don't u just firetrucking go back to... (their coutry/heritage thingy)

I would say "yah well atleast im not ugly, I can change the way I talk, you cant change the way you look!"

huh???i think, you think weird....

Try "You're an asshole." Works well.

Ppppssssbbbbttttt.

"You talk weird." "Bo I bon't."

Try to have fun: 1) Takes a weirdo to recognize that. 2)YOu should know! or 3) Why! thank you (with a big smile)... that unnerves people. 4) If you are a mean looking guy, scaring them may work too, you get a little close to them and bring your head to their ear as if you want to whishper something and shout: WHAT? I AM HARD OF HEARING TOO!!! 5)or You LOOK weird with your fly open... hahaha.

I just look at them and walk off Personally I do not need criticism based on some moron's opinion. If they piss me off pretty bad I'd probably say "DO the letters F O mean anything to you?"

Ask them if that was English they were speaking because to your knowledge there is no language called weird!

Look who's talking now, you talk like a little girl. That would REALLY tick them off. lol!

i used to love comebacks... until I realized that a) it took way too much energy and b) you risk the chances of your comeback just sucking, and you look bad. these days -- perhaps it's because i finally matured and grew up -- i find that just waiting about 5-10 seconds, shrugging your shoulders, then walking away is the best comeback ever. yea, it's mature, and yea you don't get to say anything fun, but believe me, they come off looking like the idiot, not you. of note, silence freaks most people out. they panic, they get anxious, they don't know what to expect. give the unexpected, it's the best comeback ever.

I don't have your problem. . Unfortunately, all my great comebacks come to mind only the day after I needed them!

and datz why I sounden so weird mon (in a Jamaican accent) or just keep saying as if ;D

Saay not as weird as your mama!

I would say 'Thank you.' or something like 'And you're normal?' Keep in mind that everyone has their flaws. Btw if you respond to them with saying something that actually is the opposite reaction from what they expected they will have no comeback on that either. If you choose to react keep it short and after that do not react to their useless counter. They will be the ones embarrased when you don't reply and they keep talking.

o lol i get this all the time it either bein small , bein from Birmingham (uk)or my head i have a big head lol ill give you an example this one dude he wasnt teasin i can take that but he was proper takin the mick makin me feel bad bout myself he and one day he went "ey Owen you got a big head" showin off girls laughed i replied "all the better to nut you with" raised my eyebrowse n nutted him lol, but violence is always the answer jus thought it was an amusin story

Just say, no, I talk fine, it's just that YOU listen weird!

Just say, "It's not me. Your ears are funny." Works on more than one level.

I've been told that. I tell them it's regional. I have to be nice, but I could say other things to put them down. Naw....why waste my saliva?

My daughter taught me to always agree with what they say. And ask how it feels. For example, one of the guys was trying to make a cut-down in front of the other guys (because she did not want to date him). He said that she looked more like a guy than a girl. She replied that, At least one of us does." . Another time, she was wearing a beard for a play. One of the guys, trying to be all smart alecky and funny said that she didn't need one, her own was better. She replied, "at least one of us has one." . Mind you, she is beautiful. She can get people howling with her comebacks. I don't have her quick wit, but I did learn by agreeing and including the other person, the insult falls flat.

You could say: At least when I speak, it is worth listening to what I have to say."

im litting candles for them, and followed by a pray for peace of their soul. . .:)

"Shut the hell up, dick." Short and sweet.

Id say nothing. And as I was walking away, I would say (to myself) "at least I know when to talk and when not to". And I'd live my life knowing I'm the better person.

You look weird.

I don't think I would even go there...."you talk weird" is lame enough on it's own...Who ever it is doesn't need your help to look stupid...They seem to have mastered it

I would say, your mom talked weird but at least I gave her my compliment while you were away at school

I usually go with it. If it were a middle aged lady I would walk even funnier, and in a "Lennie Small" type voice follow her around and shout "wait up Ma!" "But Ma, I can't go that fast!" Other times I'd let my lower lip quiver, hang my head extremely low and S-L-O-W-L-Y walk away, maybe even over to a wall and lean on it. Then (head still low)kick your toe into the ground as if you'll never recover. You don't have to have come backs all the time to make your attackers look of feel foolish.

Turn to them and threaten them with this, In these exact words "Really! Shut-up or I'll stick my head up your ass!" When you say this make sure you look all crazy and don't blink, then laugh in a maniacal manner.

Say "thank you". Value your weirdness.

YYou're a fuckbag lol

"Strange, what part of standard English do you find weird?"

say: "haha your funny" or "F*** you", both work well

you can be like "Fine, whatever, don't talk to me then." if they're rude than they probably don't have anything interesting to say.

"no, i don't. you just listen weird."

The trick to a good comeback is to use their same premise. For example, you should have said "You look weird". Just replace something they say so it comes out fast and is just as stupid. :)

Say "Jesus doesnt love you"

You look weird. Or you talk stupid. :)

"not as weird as your p*nis looks" or "take a look in the mirror"

Weird is an opinion and your opinion doesn't matter.

"maybe your ears aren't fast enough,they couldn't catch up to my words"

say "well, you're not gonna talk at all when i shove your cell phone down your throat"

"Hold on, let me get a pen, so I can write that down." lol

god loves everyone all the same. except you. you sire can go F. yourself

well you talk like a retard.

say shutup idk lol mofo

I also scratch my nuts and fart in bed, so what?

Well you listen backwards.

"Blue rock beard." =p I wouldn't take that teasing seriously. People like that are looking for a negative reaction, so I would only advise you not to give them that.