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by Anonymous on August 1st, 2009

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Whats ur favorite quote? mines: "it's a man's obligation 2 stick his boneration in a women's seperation. this sort of penetration will increase the population 4 younger generations" im a girl but i think its real funny :D o && the quotes by eric cartman

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  • by PrivateGomerSpooner on August 2nd, 2009

    PrivateGomerSpooner

    Yeah Cartman is right up there with all those great thinkers and philosophers from the past 2000 years.

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  • by ZomBie Is Your New Nightmare on August 2nd, 2009

    ZomBie Is Your New Nightmare

    never regret something that once made you smile

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  • by anonymous on August 1st, 2009

    anonymous

    "profanity is the cruch of a conversational cripple"-meaning a person is too stupid to say something more then damn or shit so they just keep using those words and, "women weep for the dead, men avange them" idk why but i find the last one funny. lol :)

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  • by -Icy- on August 1st, 2009

    -Icy-

    Success in love consists not so much in finding the one person who can make you happy, as in escaping the many that could make you miserable. ~Aristotle~

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  • by somewhere Pll loves her dawgy on August 1st, 2009

    somewhere Pll loves her dawgy

    "Screw you guys, I'M going home" - E. Cartman

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  • by thetruth on August 21st, 2009

    thetruth

    If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything. --Marilyn Monroe... This is very true. I think i'd be more open to man who could constantly make me laugh than one who talks a good game.

    Corinthians 13:4-5 - “ Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self- seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.”

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  • by Inducted Kitty on August 21st, 2009

    Inducted Kitty

    I have a few.
    Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

    Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor each morning, satan shudders and says "Crap! She's awake!!!"

    There is no path to peace, peace is the path.

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  • by Nick on August 18th, 2009

    Nick

    I have a very dirty mind. It has brought me neither success nor failure.
    William N. Copley

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  • by Weez on August 18th, 2009

    Weez

    I have three-
    "Be mad."- Salvador Dali
    "L'enfer c'est les autres"- Jean-Paul Satre
    and this one, whose author I can't for the life of me remember offhand.
    It's my favourite-
    "Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend, inside a dog it's too dark to read."

    I should really look up the author.

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  • by Elfie on August 18th, 2009

    Elfie

    "There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure."
    - Jack E. Leonard

    "He proved to be as tough as a resilient bacterium"
    - Perfume: The Story of a Murderer (2006)

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  • by People Are Yellow on August 21st, 2009

    People Are Yellow

    I have a few:

    "I'd never belong to any club that would have me as a member" - Groucho Marx

    "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall in to an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks

    "It was a woman that drove me to drink. I never did thank her." - W.C. Fields.

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  • by Amy on August 18th, 2009

    Amy

    "The Lord your God is in the midst of you, a Mighty One, a Savior [Who saves]! He will rejoice over you with joy; He will rest [in silent satisfaction] and in His love He will be silent and make no mention [of past sins, or even recall them]; He will exult over you with singing." (Zephaniah 3:17)

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