ANSWERS: 23
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You take up residence next to the toilet
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you run out of money!
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when you go to the bathroom you chuckle uncontrollably at yourself in the mirror.. like I did!
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When the guy next to you starts to look like megan fox.
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When you return to the bar and they have a shopping bag with your clothes in it.
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When I pee more than I drink
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When you just can't contain yourself anymore and start showing off your funky-chicken dance-floor moves from twenty years ago. Owww!!
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when the guy next to you reserves a room for you both+5
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Help I have fallen off the bar stool and can't get up!
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When you find yourself thinking that you are by far the best mover on the dance floor bar none.
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She doesn't look as good in the morning as she did last night.
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When i arrive home the next day wearing one red shoe i don't recognize as being mine :)
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You wake up fully clothed and you've defecated in your pants ... ;)))
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When you can no longer get the glass to your mouth. Dean Martin once defined "sober" as "when you can lie on the floor without having to hold on."
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you lay down in the mud thinking it is snow and make snow (mud) angels for everyone to admire.
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When my wife hangs a bucket around my neck and I don't even notice.
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If you really think it's a brilliant idea to tell the dangerous looking group of young men in the deserted alley at night what you think of them.
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When you wake up butt nekked in a field of sheep and one of them is standing next to you going "Daaaaaaad"
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The way the floor rises up to meet your face...
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When you throw-up screwdrivers into the snow covered bush outside your best friends house. Rather unsightly.
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You go to the toilet, open the door, and it dawn's on you when the person in front of you is pissing in a very low down sink, and you realise that is not a sink, and that's not a woman! You put your hands under the hand dryer instead of the soap dispenser. You get up from your table and walk into the nearest bush. You tell everyone you're tipsy. You try to act normal but fail miserably. Door frames become smaller, steps appear that you fall down.
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Your liver is sailing off into the sunset in your kidneys.
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You drank too much when you start constantly doing rolling handstands in front of everyone.
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CreamcrackeredI wish!
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Army Veteran(I just wish I could do a rolling handstand...)
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