by R U Sirius on July 30th, 2009

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I embedded a salad fork in my thigh.......Should I just yank it out?

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by Ice man on July 30th, 2009
Why were you forking around with a salad fork ?? It takes a dinner fork to reach the itchy spots !! Anyway, now that the damage is done ... pour a little Jack Daniels on it and yank that sucker out. Then cover the wound with a touch of salad dressing and a leaf of lettuce, then a couple of wraps of duct-tape. PS. You will be fine, just don't make any plans to go dancing this weekend. ; )
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- HAHAHA, good one Ice man, but I would drink the Jack instead! Would have a more anesthetic effect. LOL
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  by chickenchaser on July 31st, 2009
- I was thinking a little more on the lines of applying some disinfectant, before "dressing" the wound. I'm sure our friend already had more than sufficient anesthetic in him. LOL :)
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  by Ice man on July 31st, 2009
- Guess you are correct, can't see a sober man pulling that stunt!
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  by chickenchaser on July 31st, 2009
- Oh shit.......someone needs to go get some Jack.....I went a little crazy with it.
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  by R U Sirius on July 31st, 2009
- Uh oh, time for a booze run! I'll go...
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  by chickenchaser on July 31st, 2009
- hey...........no detours!!
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  by R U Sirius on July 31st, 2009
- Don't worry RU Sirius, no stopping, I'm almost there!
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by Joy to the world on July 30th, 2009
Oh Ricky Bobby, i told you to quit playin with that!
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- Hahahahahaha Maybe he should take his temperature, again !! What do ya think ?? : )
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  by Ice man on July 31st, 2009
- Joy! you are good........That movie was halarious..especially at the dinner table.
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  by R U Sirius on July 31st, 2009
- Yep, i believe so Ice man :)
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  by Joy to the world on August 3rd, 2009
- I figured you got that from the movie :) Yes it was, i love that movie :D
  WooHooooooo‼
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5zFiYHgftw
  Lol
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by Shatzee coming back? on July 30th, 2009
No, leave it. It'll make for a great conversation piece!~ :)
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- Shatzee.....come over here......I'm going to leave you with your very own conversation piece. :)
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  by R U Sirius on July 31st, 2009
- O.O should I be worried? lmao :)
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  by Shatzee coming back? on July 31st, 2009
- Hey! I just read your comment on the Carnivore question and GREAT COMMENT!! you hit the nail on the head! Now come over here. I have another fork.........
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  by R U Sirius on July 31st, 2009
- another fork? Oh, I get it! you want one in each thigh so it matches! :)
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  by Shatzee coming back? on July 31st, 2009
- Not in my thigh!! its going in yourS!! that way, we can have matching forks and do high fives or high thighs.........
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  by R U Sirius on July 31st, 2009
- OH! That'll be loads of fun! LMAO :)
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by Old School on July 30th, 2009
My recollection of first aid training is that you DO NOT pull out embedded items from someone's body.

They may hurt and be extremely inconvenient, but they are unlikely to cause death (esp. away from vital organs).

Conversely pulling them out and allowing massive bleeding to occur can be fatal.
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- Too late!! may have to amputate.
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by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 30th, 2009
Why, is it clashing with your shirt?
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- Just on the wrong side
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  by 63strole on July 30th, 2009
- I'm laughing my arse off but I don't get it, so it's got to be funny somehow...hahahahahahahhahha...i just can't put my finger on it....yet...give me a minute............................................................................................................(three days later)....can i have a hint?
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  by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 30th, 2009
- helloooooooooooooooooooooooo where'd you gooooo?
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  by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 30th, 2009
- Salad fork on the wrong side. hahaha
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  by 63strole on July 30th, 2009
- HOLY GOD ALMIGHTY...How could I have missed that? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Par for the course in the day and life of overlooking the obvious...its a dirty gob, but someones' got to do it...hahahahah...
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  by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 30th, 2009
- That's why I'm here baby
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  by 63strole on July 30th, 2009
- And I'm glad you are...my Fourth of July friend...very. ;D
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  by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 30th, 2009
- Go to day shift before long. I'll have to get online at the house or I'll miss ya!
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  by 63strole on July 30th, 2009
- NO NO I couldn't bear losing another Fourth of July friend . I may just have to shift some to the days ....;D
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  by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 30th, 2009
- Have to get internet service at the house and I'll be able to get on in the evening and flirt
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  by 63strole on July 30th, 2009
- don't tease...;+
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  by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 30th, 2009
- I never tease baby I please!!!
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  by 63strole on July 30th, 2009
- I know....;+
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  by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 30th, 2009
- I know alot about you...;+
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  by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 30th, 2009
- What do you know baby?
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  by 63strole on July 30th, 2009
- Everything.....
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  by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 30th, 2009
- You been reading my mail?
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  by 63strole on July 30th, 2009
- I've been reading you
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  by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 30th, 2009
- What do I say
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  by 63strole on July 30th, 2009
- You say what I've known from my very first and best friend, who was also born on the forth of july, when I was five....that I like people born on the Fouth of July, never fails their always something special, out of the ordinary, lots of fun......
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  by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 30th, 2009
- many many faces to them...all good...all facinating....
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  by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 30th, 2009
- Thanks baby, you too :)
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  by 63strole on July 30th, 2009
- ;)))))))))))))))
  As If
  ;+
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  by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 30th, 2009
- You know it baby!
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  by 63strole on July 30th, 2009
- I know. And you know i do too. :D
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  by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 30th, 2009
- nuff said!
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  by 63strole on July 30th, 2009
- Moon K. ;+
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  by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 30th, 2009
- moooooorrrrrnin! well that was nerly an all nighter only slept 3 hours!
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  by strange1 still in pb on July 30th, 2009
- hahahahahah you sloth... I never did find out what a sloth was, as was too lazy, no too uniterested to find out. I figured it probably didn't have to do with outerspace, so I slothed..ahahha whatever that means. sounds damn good where I put it though hush?
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  by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 30th, 2009
- a person with your intellect and graphic abilities ???? to be pork pieing to uncle strange, and why you have changed ?is it the moonphase??
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  by strange1 still in pb on July 30th, 2009
- what? I hate to sound stupid, but I'll risk it...what? hep I'm lost and confused, your strange ways make it all fuzzy and gross...splain pweeze...
  and yes
  the waxing moon makes me a tad Moon Till
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  by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 30th, 2009
- youre really different! are you you????,, ill test' what do you very often call me- mua thats me in french!? that you havent said since you er er,'phased'?
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  by strange1 still in pb on July 30th, 2009
- I'm afraid I've been reading again...AND thinking...hep
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  by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 30th, 2009
- you still wuv me though, i can tell ;D
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  by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 30th, 2009
- what was the last entity to be spying on you?
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  by strange1 still in pb on July 31st, 2009
- a mouse. I think it likes me
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  by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 31st, 2009
- no, wait........................................(ten months later).............ok now.....
  come to think of it, it was a Civil War Rebel ghost that lives in my closet, which is my attick cause I like in the playroom...turned princess chamber
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  by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 31st, 2009
- more like a tower with a balcony overlooking a huge palm tree and swamp stuff....from the marsh....out back...
  
  i can see the big ships a sailing by froma all over the world
  really big ones
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  by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 31st, 2009
- right first time it IS you!!
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  by strange1 still in pb on July 31st, 2009
- WOW you live in Englands first atomic research facility, near it ...you can see it? Oh boy, that is soooooooo exciting....
  oops, i think i'm in the wrong thread...any who, have you ever visited there? Is it big? Is it glorious and shiney? LIke the >FULL MOON<? I'm going to read all about it tomorrow....I probably already have, it sounds really familiar, i have a hard time with details on earth...
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  by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 31st, 2009
- How did this comment jump from the other thread to this one..oooooooo i'm not feeling so good....look , see what i mean.... http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7292647 it's there too....
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  by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 31st, 2009
- its big and silver toroid
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  by strange1 still in pb on July 31st, 2009
- and its heavily gaurded
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  by strange1 still in pb on July 31st, 2009
- I've seen pictures, I remember now... it looks like a terrestrial planitary habitat, something we'd build during a colonization of a near by planet while mining it's resourses for energy here on earth. Sweeeeeeeeeeeet...i member now...;D
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  by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 31st, 2009
- or was that texas
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  by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 31st, 2009
- I'm soooo jealous, I'd love to live near such a facility...I wouldn't stop looking at it...and wondering with a little pondering thrown in for good measure....oooooooooooooooooo the >WAXING MOON> if starting to fade behind the Magnolia tree...DONT DO IT..I NEE YOU..hahahahah
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  by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 31st, 2009
- and yes, you can be really smart and really dum at the same time...it's really quite conforting to have no in between...no mean?
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  by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 31st, 2009
- Keeps you free from those pesky details that can weigh you down, constpate your whole view of the bigger picture...oh sip, i' need to change my batteries in my keyboard..hold up....
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  by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 31st, 2009
- ok i'm back. I needed a philips screw driver to get in, but i had my tool set out cause i just finished putting back together my computer I build and subsequently fried the motherboard, and had to rebuilt...it's even better now, with the processor upgrade n=airy thang
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  by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 31st, 2009
- clever chicken! mmm fried motherboard myyyyy favourite
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  by strange1 still in pb on July 31st, 2009
- DId you really not this it was MWA? I didn't pick that up until I read this hole thingy again. I didn't think anyone could be me and pull it off. Sadness abounds in large quantities. It's all good. Your still my best friend, and will always float in my sky. ;D
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  by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 31st, 2009
- It's true...you know I built my own computers...Did you think i was a lunatic...oh ship.,,,i cant believe i'm all flustered...you did it and ...see...I'm speachless (crowds cheering in the background) oh, i bet you read my answer to the galaxy question earlier and didn't recognise me....it's me...see? <FULL MOON< aw never mind...your just sleep deprived...me too...;+
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  by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 31st, 2009
- I got it, which avatar do you want to see? my first one with you in it? ok, i'll be right back....member you didn't like this one too much so i chnaged it back really fast.....i'lll be right back...
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  by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 31st, 2009
- hellooooooooooooooooooooooooo ;(
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  by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 31st, 2009
- yup
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  by strange1 still in pb on July 31st, 2009
- oooooooooo aren't we shiney new....nice ;+
  It'll match my polka dot sphere....;)
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  by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 31st, 2009
- significance of polka dot sphere?
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  by strange1 still in pb on July 31st, 2009
- HOLY COW...This is the part where you REALLY get to know me. I live for anything polka dot, and anything sphereical...since I was born...I can't remember never adoring those two things. Being from outer space can give you tunnel vision on certain fettishes i guess. hahhahahah...ok you can laugh now.....no, actually i read it over again, and it's not that funny, not at all really, so disregard the HAHAHhahahah in the former section of this comment thingy...pweeze
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  by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 31st, 2009
- cool:)
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  by strange1 still in pb on July 31st, 2009
- yes...it is...very..;D
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  by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 31st, 2009
- I think I'll wait until you guys have a longer conversation before I yank that sucker out!
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  by R U Sirius on July 31st, 2009
- heyyyy! are you serious???
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by Merriment on July 30th, 2009
Yank it out, yank it out, yaaaaaannnnnnk it out!
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- LMAO !! +6
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  by Ice man on July 31st, 2009
- Keep the yelling down to a minimum please!
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  by R U Sirius on July 31st, 2009
- Thanks Iceman. RU-I just wanted to be sure that you could hear me over your whimpering :)
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by Randy on July 30th, 2009
I would definitely pull it out. Otherwise, it will be real hard to get through the metal detector at the airport!
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- ... Not to mention putting on his pants !!! LOL +6
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  by Ice man on July 31st, 2009
- I don't usually wear pants while going through metal detectors..
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by Aksafari on July 30th, 2009
Take a couple of good pictures first. Then video tape yourself pulling it out and post it on YouTube.
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- Will I make any money or will You Tube get all the proceeds?
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  by R U Sirius on July 31st, 2009
- You'll be semi-famous for about 51 seconds. There will be no other benefits.
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by Richard on July 30th, 2009
Look up fork and thigh in the medical dictionary. But be quick, because time is a factor
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- Is the wound site supposed to be green?
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by toxicity9095 on July 30th, 2009
Im sorry but when i read that i started cracking up, but depending on deep the for is go to the doctor
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- nice! laughing at my expense. Very nice. Still have the fork in my thigh!
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by Everdreamer on July 30th, 2009
Go to the doctor. :S
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- So what you're saying is I just can't walk around with a fork sticking out of my leg?
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  by R U Sirius on July 30th, 2009
- You will bleed profusely if you take it out. Call a doctor or have someone take you to the hospital
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by Anonymous on July 30th, 2009
How the hell did that happen?
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- I was trying to explain a point when she changed the channel from Sportscenter to Home and garden.......
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by Jen-Jen on July 30th, 2009
No, but can I?
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- As long as you leave the fork HERE!!! it belongs to a set you know!
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  by R U Sirius on July 30th, 2009
- OMG, when did you turn into your wife?
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  by Jen-Jen on July 30th, 2009
- Its her fork and she's insisting!! Don't tempt her again!
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  by R U Sirius on July 30th, 2009
- Okay, but do tell, how did you tempt her the first time?
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  by Jen-Jen on July 30th, 2009
- That I hate using salad forks.....I'm a man and I need the big fork!
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  by R U Sirius on July 30th, 2009
- It makes sense to me :) +6
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by animal luv1124 on July 30th, 2009
no slowy or go to a doctor
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- Sorry, but the doc wants a 300 co-pay...How about I give you a 35 dollar co-pay and you yank it out.
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by tary jon little on August 10th, 2009
yes.
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- It won't budge.......
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by Redman on July 30th, 2009
I think you should leave it.or you will bleed.
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- a little bit of blood cant hur.......Oh shit! i'ts a geyser....Were's the tape!
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by Gone on July 30th, 2009
You asked this question 3 hours ago. Tell us........
what the heck did you do. Yank it out or is it still in there. LMAO
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- i ask how deep
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  by mattmm9 on July 30th, 2009
- Good thought.,
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  by Gone on July 30th, 2009
- Well, I went to bed with it still embedded.....and I got lucky that night because the fork was mistaken for something else and all of a sudden it became a love fork.
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  by R U Sirius on July 31st, 2009
- Well now.....who got "forked"?
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by fantasy child on July 30th, 2009
and your on AB?? must not be painful!! hell leave it
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- look........I can slap it and it goes "Boing"!
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  by R U Sirius on July 31st, 2009
- omg I would love to see that..
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by Shemarq the Wamama on July 30th, 2009
Not right away. Go to the ER and document it on video, then put it on You Tube. Make sure you get the doctors and nurses to make jokes about it.
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- You Tube is quite popular these days.....
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by Lt. Shinysides on July 30th, 2009
Yes but make sure you get some meat on it first because salad sucks
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- Oh its got some good muscle attached to it......
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  by R U Sirius on July 30th, 2009
- Nice, nothing like a bit of thigh muscle
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by whostolemyhelmet on July 30th, 2009
nah...get a knife and cut it out...jk...i would yank it out quickly and hope it doesn't hurt too bad!
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- Ok , but you do it and let me borrow your helmet..............
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  by R U Sirius on July 30th, 2009
- I would but i can't find my helmet :( but i'll still do it for you :)
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  by whostolemyhelmet on July 30th, 2009
- Oh Damn! I was hoping we could do some helmet shots before the yanking......
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  by R U Sirius on July 30th, 2009
- lol...someone stole it...i think...but we don't need helmets for that...might take your mind off the fork...
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  by whostolemyhelmet on July 30th, 2009
- What fork? ;)
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  by R U Sirius on July 30th, 2009
- huh? ;)
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  by whostolemyhelmet on July 30th, 2009
- <you already succeeded in taking my mind off the fork>
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  by R U Sirius on July 30th, 2009
- <clears throat> No helmet so where am I pouring these shots?
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  by R U Sirius on July 30th, 2009
- ahhhh....<opens mouth> ....
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  by whostolemyhelmet on July 30th, 2009
- Close your eyes............
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  by R U Sirius on July 30th, 2009
- <eyes closed mouth open> <waiting>....
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  by whostolemyhelmet on July 30th, 2009
- <sportscenter comes on, I'm distracted and the shot accidently hits her chin> oh shit...wasted tequila!
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  by R U Sirius on July 30th, 2009
- <smiling> if you lick it off you'll still get intoxicated...gotta love sportscenter =D
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  by whostolemyhelmet on July 30th, 2009
- oh damn........getting so interesting....please don't knock me for my untimely departure........I hope this party will be continued at another time. ;)
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  by R U Sirius on July 30th, 2009
- well lets hope you don't have a habit of 'untimely departure' lol......i have to go to bed anyway...til next time =D
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  by whostolemyhelmet on July 30th, 2009
- Someone needs to find their helmet......<craving helmet shots>
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  by R U Sirius on July 31st, 2009
- I definitely could use a shot right now :)
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  by whostolemyhelmet on July 31st, 2009
- <fumbling around> hits shin on coffee table.....Holey mother of! where the hell is that bottle?
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  by R U Sirius on July 31st, 2009
- Hey.....if you finish the Tequila without me......YOU BETTER GO BUY ANOTHER BOTTLE!!
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  by R U Sirius on July 31st, 2009
- ok...but when I go to get the tequila and I don't come back...check the jail please :]
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by mattmm9 on July 30th, 2009
no if u do u would open it up and bleed to death go to the emergecy room
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- Too late..........what does it mean when I see a spurt of blood everytime I have a heartbeat?
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by pedal junky on July 30th, 2009
sure.film it though.
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- Means I'd have to tape over some porn...........
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