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Most probably advise you to go to confession with another priest before granting you absolution.
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Well my dear,sad but true priest are only interested in young boys so he probably give you 5 hail marys and 5 our fathers
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Masturbate.
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that reminds me of Zoro.
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He would think you were certifiable. Why would you confront a holy figure in this manner unless you were a dysfunctional moron? Go to another priest if you are serious.
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Probably advice you and also talk to you. Do it and tell us what happenend. Im curious.
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