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Pull out my laptop and send you one.
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Probably chuckle, then open it up with a hex editor or something to see what it's all about.
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the real question is why would you do that to anyone?
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Un-friend you.
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Soil myself. =0b..
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Step 1 - Traceroute and reverse lookup Step 2 - Road trip Step 3 - Steel-toed boot to the happy-sack
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laugh because my virus protection program would catch it and destroy it
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Chances are it would be a Windows virus and so wouldn't affect my Linux computer at all, so I'd probably say "You know your Microsoft Windows is filled with viruses, yes?".
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*le gasp* O_O
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Open it up, make it ten times worse, then send it back to you. It'd be like a virtual game of volleyball, but with worse consequences if you fail.
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Send a nastier one back but I get these often and quite enjoy disassembling them
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unplug it then chuck it out the window
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Delete it after the anti-virus alert found it.
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Nuke you.
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i would take your eyes out and stick em up your ass , so you can watch me kick the shit out of you ! ;-)
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Call the local computer tech, and move up the quarterly housecall. Have him find out how you managed to get it past, fix the problem, assemble any documentation the online blackhatter might need to track down the source, provide that to him (along with his prepaid gift cards fee), and from there on you and the hired-gun can play dueling computers.
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It wouldn't matter. I make sure My computer wears its mask at all times so according to the current administration that thin porous paper mask you can see daylight through makes my computer bullet proof to viruses , earth quakes , hurricanes & H Bomb blasts
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Reboot. If that doesn't work I'd use the other comuter.
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