- NEW!
by Over and Out on July 13th, 2009
Probably your resignation!! lol
by Mr. Wright on August 11th, 2009
A red stapler
by -Icy- on July 13th, 2009
if you guys have a silly relation ship, what about a fire extinguisher with a card that reads tongue in cheek, the next time i will be prepared.
by Thunder_Kiss_65 on August 11th, 2009
If you haven't been fired I would suggest not bring attention to yourself
by Anonymous on July 17th, 2009
A winning lotto ticket :)
by PocketNut is as sure as a peanut on August 11th, 2009
A firemans outfit and extinguisher, perhaps a book on electrical safety would be in order?
by SuperT on August 11th, 2009
A new office ?? maybe not. Sex ? probably not. A selection of wine and cheese, or a gift card to a furnishing store, or starbucks gift card ? Maybe. Ask him out to lunch and formally apologise - Good.
by centsless on August 11th, 2009
Swatches of carpeting and paint samples you like for your new office.
by Sharona Life is a Tale Told by an Idiot on August 12th, 2009
Fire Insurance premium with an upgrade paid in advance.
by Kingpinn on August 12th, 2009
Offer to sleep with him & then bring a friend.
by Pontiac25 on August 12th, 2009
Candles
by Anonymous on August 12th, 2009
Thick stack of 100s. *g*
by RC loves ice cream on August 12th, 2009
Barbecue set?
by Mendtos on August 12th, 2009
Your resignation.
Of course if it involved the theft of a red Swingline stapler, you were justified and they should be paying you reparations.
by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on August 12th, 2009
Make a nice little "oops my bad" cheer me up card, with you and your girlfriend romping naked with your bosses super-imposed head a top a mans body dressed in a little ballarena too too....and on the bottom of the card say...."aren't you glad the original was burned in the accidental fire I caused"? ""Now we can both just forget it ever happend" then sign it...lov twinkle toes! ;+
by DudeLer 2 on August 12th, 2009
a twelve pack of jack daniels.
by thekingcobra63 on August 12th, 2009
At least a good bottle of Scotch.
by HoboJoe on August 12th, 2009
A gecko. Get it Geico... insurance.
by Nancy on August 12th, 2009
You still have a job?! The biggest bottle of whatever liquor they drink.
by king of pain is serious but Sexy on August 12th, 2009
An interior decorator and two lesbians.
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haha!
by Jadey - Vive la difference on July 13th, 2009
OUCH lol,coudnt help that computer shorted now could i?
by Spacys back on July 13th, 2009
You mean you REALLY burned the office down???
by Over and Out on July 13th, 2009
yes sheez,tests say my computer caused an electrical short.now i get teased all the time that i didnt have to burn down the place,i should have rather put in for leave lol
by Spacys back on July 13th, 2009
I think your boss should be apologising to you for not making your working environment safer! =)
by Jadey - Vive la difference on July 13th, 2009
Oh I'm sorry Spacey. I thought you were just asking a funny question.
Wasn't it HIS computer (or the company computer) that caused the fire? I agree with Jadey...he should be apologizing to you for it!
That's terrible.
by Over and Out on July 13th, 2009
its ok accidents do happen,the question was as a joke bcoz the company did take full responsibility for the fire
by Spacys back on July 13th, 2009