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  • Watch a good movie with you, whatever you may want to watch, maybe a good comedy, so you can laugh. +5
  • By spending some time with you, and then leaving. The feeling once you finally get rid of me will be one of pure elation...Either that or just lend you some comedy DVDs.
  • hello cheer up u r still alive
  • At least you're not this guy: http://www.thatsphucked.com/post/2009/01/Jar-Squatter.aspx Eewwww, and thank God!!!
  • You need to allow me to first.
  • Well seeing as I'm the one who Uncheered you, I'll come up with something. I promise.
  • listen to some music for the mood you're in. always works for me
  • You're a great contributor here Ailsa and lots of fun!!! Don't be sad ...
  • Listen to breathe by Anna nalick, also you could simply talk about what's wrong. Remember this quote from tupac "we must remember that tommorrow comes after the dark", so whatever it is, it'll always get better.
  • we'll do a hula hula dance together:-D LOL
  • start a mexican wave
  • +5 A joke is always in order A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jeeves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening. As it turned out, however, the wife wasn't having a good time at the party, so she came home early, alone. Her husband had to stay there, as several of his important clients were there. As the woman walked into her house, she saw Jeeves sitting by himself in the dining room. She called for him to follow her, and led him into the master bedroom. She looked at him and smiled. "Jeeves," she said. "Take off my dress. " He did this carefully. "Jeeves," she continued. "Take off my stockings and garter." He silently obeyed her. "Jeeves," she then said. "Remove my bra and panties. " As he did this, the tension continued to mount. She then said, "Jeeves, if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired!"
  • give him a hug!
  • We'll play a game, it works like this, I'll say a word, and then you say the first thing that comes to your head which has anything to do with the word I said. So basically just one big train of words that all connect in obscure way or another. Sound like fun?
  • I will give you a hug. And then tickle you until you tell me whatever it is that's bothering you. I will just listen, and unless you ask me for advice I won't give you any.
  • you are intellegant and wonderful. you are inspiring to all who meet you. you have sharp witt and beautiful personality that can be felt even through the net. if i were a poet i would write about you for days. i would paint stunning paintings of your beauty. i would create operas that sing to the heavens of your good nature and angelic qualities. you would be the love and fair madin in all my sonnets and plays. i would write songs of your sex appeal and sing them in the streets. i would bathe you in milk and and surround you in candle light. i would brush your hair til you fell asleep in my arms.
  • Here are some jokes to make you laugh + 5 Q. Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? A. He's all right now. Q. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing? A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink. Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A. A nervous wreck. Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? A. Anyone can roast beef. Q. Where do you find a no legged dog? A. Right where you left him. Q. Where do you get virgin wool from? A. Ugly sheep. Q. Why do bagpipers walk when they play? A. They're trying to get away from the noise. Q. What does Star Trek and toilet paper have in common? A. They both circle Uranus looking for Black Holes. Q. How do you double the value of a Geo Metro? A. Fill it with gas. Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. Why do chicken coops have two doors? A. Because if it had four doors it's be a chicken sedan. You should always give 100% at work... 12% Monday; 23% Tuesday; 40% Wednesday; 20% Thursday; 5% Friday Q. What do you call a cow with no legs? A. Ground beef. Q. What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? A. The taste! Q. Did you hear about the new "divorced" Barbie doll that they're selling in stores now? A. It comes with all of Ken's stuff. Q. What does a skeleton get when he goes to a bar? A. A beer and a mop. Q. What do you call Maoris on Prozac? A. Once were worriers. Q. What's a hindu? A. Lays eggs. Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? A. About two - if they're thinly sliced. Q. What do you call a man with no arms or legs that can swim across a pool? A. Clever Dick Q. What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche? A. The porcupine has the pricks on the outside. Q. How many ears did Davy Crockett have? A. Three - his left ear, his right ear, and his wild front ear. Q. Did you hear about the blind man who went bungee jumping? A. He loved it, but it scared the hell out of his dog. Q. Why did the leper crash his car? A. He left his foot on the accelerator. Q. What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? A. Wipe him off, apologize and RUN! Q. What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? A. Swim! Q. Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A. Because it was dead. Q. Why did the Leper go back into the shower? A. He forgot his Head and Shoulders. Q. What do you get when a Leper takes a bath? A. Soup. Q. Why did the ref call a penalty during the Leper Hockey game? A. Because there was a face off in the corner. Q. What's a Lepers favorite sport? A. Football. Q. What is Osama bin Laden's idea of safe sex? A. Marking the camels that kick. Q. What should Kabul get for its air defense system? A. A refund. Q. Why did the tree fall down? A. The koala forgot to let go. Q. How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to change a light bulb? A. None, let the bitch cook in the dark. Q. What do you do if a bird shits on your car? A. Don't ask her out again. Q. What do you call 100 men at the bottom of the ocean? A. A good start. Q. What's the difference between a woman and a computer? A. A computer only needs the information punched into it once. Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns? A. Because they taste funny. Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes? A. No-Eye Deer. (sound like No Idea) Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A. Still no eye deer. Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no sexual organs? A. Still no fucking eye deer. Q. Why are women like condoms? A. They spend 90% of their time in your wallet, and 10% on your dick. Q. What can a lifesaver do for a woman a man can't? A. Cum in five different flavours. Q. Who is the poorest guy in West Virginia? A. The Tooth Fairy Q. Did you hear that Fed Ex and UPS are going to merge? A. Yeah. They're going to call it FED UP! Q. What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? A. The car salesman can probably drive! Q. Did you hear about the guy who's a dyslexic-bulimic? A. He eats, and then he sticks his finger up his ass. Q. What do your boss and a slinky have in common? A. They're both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.
  • Ailsa we shall watch a horor film drink wine then watch the stars, now i need a hug ...
  • Just by answering this question!
  • A girl kissed me when I was a boy. But I did not know what to do! My mother slapped me for that. (I did not sleep all night............)
  • A woman was in labor was screamin profanities at her husband...he says 'hey don't blame me, I wanted to stick in your ass, but nooooo that might hurt...
  • I can hug you.
  • Come out to play!!! :>)
  • I can't. So now you get to cheer me up.

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