ANSWERS: 55
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That you could always depend on the ones you love.
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evolution theory and that dinosaurs were the 1st to walk the earth.
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If by "they" you mean parents then I would have to say it was that you can become and do anything you want in life as long as you work hard and believe in yourself.
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parents tried to teach me santa was real.... never bought it. teachers tried to teach me "you're special because you're you" but while I did not know the word plattitude, I still recognised one when I saw it.
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That the stork delivered my new baby sister.
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The whole Disney thing... No white horse, no prince charming... None of that. It absolutley doesn't exist for me.
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The list is too long to list. Just too many things. Mostly in history class.
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Santa is the biggest lie I've uncovered so far...
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That sex was dirty word and God will punish you!+
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"God loves you" B.S.
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If you make a face that it would stay that way.
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If I ate the crusts of my bread my hair would be curly. I didn't eat the crusts..my hair is straight. Oh, hang on a minute....hmmmmm
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That the US was the land of the brave and the home of the free
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Unfortunately my family went on holiday and got worms from out there (nice i know!) but up until a few weeks ago I thought my mum and dad were taking the medicine to stop them from getting it as that is what was advised, now this medicine was absolutely the most worst thing ever it was a thick pink drink that is actually making me heave thinking about it! Everytime me and my sister had to take the medicine we would ask my mum and dad if they had taken theirs and they always replied yes we just took it, only to tell us a few weeks ago that they never really took it at all!!!! I know its not really important, but what cheats!!!!!!!!!!haha x
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the story of Cinderella is the biggest lie of all. It teaches little girls the exact opposite of what they need to be aware before they get involved.
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That if you eat a watermellon seed, a watermelon will grow in my stomach. My grandparents always used to tell me that.
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That good things come to those who wait. Well, yes, good things come to everybody sooner or later, but it has nothing to do with the waiting.
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That my parents have all the answers... I found out they dont........
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One word and that word is religion. +5
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That smoking will stunt your growth. Most smokers were normal height, including my Mom and Dad who smoked. Ergo, I knew they were telling me BS. They needed to explain more about what they meant, although I don't think even THEY knew how harmful smoking really was. +5
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Land of the FREE and home of the BRAVE Our politicians are brave? They should go fight in war, and get out form behind their desks. (Should be manditory) like the kings used to do back in the day...HONOR, PRIDE, GLORY!!!
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That when i tell a lie a black mark appears on my tongue so they always know when im lying. And that when i have that black mark on my tongue that means that im going to hell. BS!!!
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that santa claus was real
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The american dream. that if you work hard you can become rich...what a load of bull shit. You cant make money unless your born with it, so id say the american dream is the biggest lie i was taught as a child.
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If you do that..you'll go blind.
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That some day we would need advanced algebra. Such BS. I don't know anyone who still uses that crap.
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My parents and grandparents always told me that I am just young and have so long time to do all the things I want to. Thats not true, live is short! Do it now or never. Otherwise you'll miss a lot of things
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If you make an ugly face it will freeze that way. Starving children would love to have that food. Reading will ruin your eyesight. Never trust anyone. (Hmmmm...I wonder about that one.) If you get wet, you'll catch cold. (Then why did I have to take so may baths?)
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That there was a Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, and a Tooth fairy
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That my penis was something to be ashamed of. That my attraction to women was something to be ashamed of. That my interest in non-Christian [music, movies, lifestyles] was to be ashamed of. That I would suffer eternally if I pursued interest in any of the aforementioned in a pre-marital environment, or ever enjoyed myself in any of those scenarios. ETC.
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Evolution. They teach it as a fact and it has been messing kids up every since.
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That Pluto is a planet. :)
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That if you are a good person and follow the rules only good things will come to you and you will have lots of friends and be successful. If you are a bad person and do bad things bad things will happen to you. What a bunch of BS.
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Trust the government.
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That my life was going to be short.
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i was never really taught any lies... um but one thing i always laugh at is i grew up living with my grandma and my aunts and my mom would send me packages and she always sent carefree gum well one my aunts who is 10yrs older than me so probably 16 or 17 at the time convinced me that carefree gum gave you cancer so i always would give it to her and i thought it did give you cancer until i was about 13 when i was at a store with my stepmom and she picked it up and i said that and looked at me like i was crazy
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That santa claus and his reindeers were going to bring me many presents If I was a good boy =)
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My parents told me no lies at all. Yes, Santa Clause was never denied, but neither was he forced on me. All sexual questions were always answered up to my ability to comprehend.
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I was never lied to. I got past the Santa Claus and Tooth Fairy thing, and my childhood was full of truths.
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Religion. Good thing they failed to completely brainwash me, unlike some others.
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That there was a god
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American history
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Good things happen to good people!
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If you give kindness, kindness will be returned. +5
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That authority deserves respect for it's own sake. ;-)
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That if you swallowed bubble gum it would get entangled around your intestines.
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{ AGAIN! I fail to see the category of this question! I'm sorry, kool -- I'll leave my answer as is but my parents never laughed at us children in a mean way and my parents never said this phrase anyway } Possibly the 'we're not laughing at you -- we're laughing with you ' Of course, they are laughing at you, regardless if you are laughing or not. I think we all sometimes still hear this phrase as adults Much of the time I think it's unnecessary to say -- in a world where humor can be wonderful, I find no problem with people laughing at me. And I find what other people do/say funny much of the time. [ I realize I am approaching the saying in a much more positive light than the way it can happen - - people can be nasty laughing at people, yes ] +5
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That praying to god made a difference
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My teachers in grade-school taught that racism and sexism was a thing of the past.
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That Your parents know what's best for You, You should follow their advice and you can always count on Them to do everything that's good for You.
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Yes, this being in the top 10, I would say if you were bad, you would burn in Hell forever. Kinda creepy for a kid. But, it bothers me more now then it did then.
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You can be whatever you want when you grow up.
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that if you make that face it will stay that way!!! iv made this face all my life and it hasnt stayed yet..... i feel betrayed
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A PREACHER AT SUNDAY SCHOOL TOOK MY SAYING AND CHANGED IT. MY SAYING WAS GEEWHIZ, BUT THAT PREACHER SAID I MEANT JESUS INWHICH NEVER ENTERED MY MIND UNTIL THEN. BUT NOW GEEWHIZ IS ALSO PART OF MY EMAIL.
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christianity
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