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Pray to Ceiling Cat.
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Ask the Flying Spaghetti Monster for forgiveness.
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bark like a dog and chase your tail...it's all about confusion!
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ball up some paper and give it a toss, it makes a good diversion while you escape.
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Throw a catnip grenade. When they get over the concussion, they will be high on catnip and forgot about you.
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Get laid.
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Pepper spray. Or rub your hands with an orange rind if you want to be nice about it.
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Jump on it.
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Curl up into a ball and scream "NOT IN THE FACE! NOT IN THE FACE!"
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It's futile.
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Hide in the doghouse
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As every cat lover knows, they are actually very playful, sweet and affectionate. Did you intrude on his territory? Move one of his toys? Delay feeding him? Do something inconsiderate? Haven't you realized that your cat owns you and is trying his best to train you in the best ways to properly worship him? LOL I hope you reconcile the problem soon, or you will need to find a new home for him with a cat lover ...
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+5 You cannot escape the cat. The cat is relentless and incapable of admitting defeat. The cat will train you and bend you to his every whim. Whatever happens, it is absolutely vital for you to always remember that....OW, WATCH THE CLAWS, DUDE! (Excuse me, but I've been informed that it's dinner time. I have to go.) ;-)
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all you got to do is give the cat a pounce treat, then it will love you for life.
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Take a shower. Kitty no likey da water
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