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by tomsims on July 4th, 2009
"That will do. It's not THAT dull."
"Oops! oh well, 3 second rule. Wipe it off. We have people waiting."
"Let's hurry this one up. I have 3:00 P.M. for golf.. Can't be late."
"I can do this with my eyes closed. in fact, I think I will ... just for fun."
"Did you remember to pay my malpractice premium. This is a tough one."
"Nurse, would you quit sneezing! That got all over my glasses!"
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
"Is he asleep yet? He is? I've got to tell you, that is the biggest, ugliest thing I have ever seen on him."
"I am really excited about this procedure. It's my first time soloing."
"Wow! They didn't cover this in my residency."
by Aaron wears a COAT of Fantasy on July 4th, 2009
Hmm... Let's see...
Well, I had gotten run over by an s10 Blazer... I was to get an operation for a chest plate and to close a Fasciotomy in my leg... The doctor said that death is possible during anesthesia... I burst out saying "DEATH?!?!?" and he replied "Don't worry... It's as likely as dying in a car crash..." and walked off.... -_- Made me feel a WHOLE lot better... (sarcasm, by the way)
Hope this helps... :D
by nice jugs on July 4th, 2009
wish i haden't had so much to drink last knight,,,,i'am shaking like a leaf now,,,
by IntotheForge on July 4th, 2009
Alright... now who remembers how to do this?
by Jonathan on July 4th, 2009
I lost my glasses! lol
by Scrappy on July 4th, 2009
Nurse can you remind me again the difference between the liver and gallbladder. Don't want to take the wrong one out.
by Gnome of Kevonia is a Cheerwine junkie on July 4th, 2009
"I'm wasted"
by Smakkie on July 4th, 2009
Fingers crossed!
by Rinky Dinky Do on July 4th, 2009
Is that your penis or a hemorrhoid?
by Spud likes gravy with his. on July 4th, 2009
Im so angry with my ex!!! I could just kill someone!!!
by Eidelweiss on July 4th, 2009
You know... I might keep that spleen/ liver / heart for my organ display collection (when operating on another part)...
by ohanna86 on July 4th, 2009
hmm.. if the doctor will say, "i'm really having secondthoughts about operating you.. coz, im a not a doctor.." lol..
by anonymous on July 4th, 2009
now was that the left or the right?
by Go know thyself is THE RED QUEEN on July 4th, 2009
Right before you falls asleep from the asestesia...
"Okay which leg was it now? You were supposed to mark it!"
by Mastodon on July 4th, 2009
Man, I am so drunk right now...
by Sid on July 4th, 2009
Come on, hurry up, I've got to get your operation over with quickly as I have to be in court in forty minutes time for yet ANOTHER malpractice suite.
by Wynper on July 4th, 2009
Pour me another scotch.
Bend over nurse.
Okay, off with that right leg! (When I am there to have my appendix removed.)
Hold on, keep her under I have to run to the bank before it closes. I'll be right back to finish. (Actually happened)
Missing instruments? Who cares? I have a great pocket knife and a ball point pen.
by OldCW wears The COAT of the Cosmos on July 4th, 2009
"This is going to hurt me more than it is you."
by Marky Mark on July 4th, 2009
The sound of a chain-saw starting up .....And after they've stitched you up "Doctor, There's a pair of scissors missing." "Oh nevermind! I've got another one."
by neilychops on July 4th, 2009
Have you ever tasted human flesh?
What is a tagged wound?
by Answerbag Staff on August 13th, 2010
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When do surgeons use the open drop ether anesthesia?
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How many pediatric hospitals are performing lap bands?
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If you just had kidney surgery, why would you have bandages on your face?
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How interested in surgery are you?
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