Dumb Reasons To Call 911..?
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Airborne_Ranger
ANSWERS: 19
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Hi yes i need the phone number to dominos on main street.
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to ask for a help to break up with your bf to ask for a help to get over your ex
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Like this dipsh*t on the news the other day who called them multiple times because "McDonalds only gave me a burger and one fry". When the police didn't come, he called back and said that someone was holding a gun to him. They ended up arresting him.
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Am I pregnant?
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So how's it going?
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I need a ladder to retrieve my dog who has fallen down a manhole.:(
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if you live in the UK..
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Ummmm, I locked myself in the car again :s. HELP.
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Well in my case, just dialing 911 instead of 999 :) +3
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"Hey, so you know all that medical stuff? How do I shoot crack and fuck a girl on a St. Andrews Cross at the same time? You seeing anyone by the way? " I'm sure some operator somewhere has heard it.
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Not quite a dumb REASON to call 911, but a dumb call to 911.
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you dialed the wrong number
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Hi, you know, I have tickets for the Michael Jackson concert and he up and died on me. How can I get my money back?
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what is the number to 9-1-1
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These as*holes didn't get my order right.
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i got a headache..:)
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I need some help with my math homework! It's an emergency!
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It was on the news the other day that a guy got arrested for calling 9-1-1 because he didn't receive his change back from a McDonalds (or one of those fast food places). They told him that that was not an emergency and he got beligerent. He called them back again demanding they come and get his change back. They told him to deal with the manager of the establishment and he kept calling them so they came and arrested him.
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you are being arrested. i saw this on a tv show.
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