Can you write a poem about your mp3 player?

ODE TO MY IPOD(nano)

iPod, oh iPod
Where would I be without you?
From Lamb of God to Hannah Montana
Without you, I would be screwed

Filled to the brim
with over 500 songs
So much musical pleasure
I could listen all day long

You cost a lot of money...(and I do mean a lot)
But you were totally worth it
Entertainmet in the palm of my hand
from lesser known songs to that number one 80s hit...(I ran(so far away))

I love you more than life itself
that's why I write this "ode"
you're bigger than a toenail
but smaller than a toad

In an ipod of sound
a friend I have found,
a walk through the park
or alone in the dark

it is the music in you
that will get me through,
you make me happy
when my days are blue

in the rain you shine
with your music so fine,
keep me so happy
and soothe my mind

from classic to rock
your tunes are non stop,
thanks for the ipod
the new king of pop ...

I wish I had an MP3
but all i got is my CD
the track will skip and i will buy
the same freakin album from this guy.
I waste my money, can't you see?
too cheap to buy an mp3
I wish I'd get it as a gift
but each birthday i just get stiffed.
i wish i had an mp3.
i play my tracks on my DVD.

You are 2 gigs
for only a jig,
your not made by apple
I dont care i'll listen to you in a chapel,
you have no games
please don't show any shame,
I like you the way you are
I miss you when you are a far.
SHOUD I NAME YOU MOBY
NO WHAIT YOUR MY COBY.

A Plea Beyond MP3

The seuclar device that intrigues the world
calling its way forth to the minds of americas youth
witness to ode the longing for a song in my ear
and beat in my seat

4 GB that ram its way in
downloading, uploading, accessorizing my tunes
frutiful i be if lay down with glee on all the hot stories
that come from a pod

play your favorite top 5 and sync with the rest
for surely you know Apple carries the best

In my car, my house, my class, at grandmas on saturday
and worst yet its on during church on sunday

we don't forget to charge our mp3's knowing we'd pay
with silence decree
but how we forget the power of quite
do we not miss the significance of divulgence

The Human race in the hands of nano-technology
we run and we walk and we sing a sad song
the day that we break from the lens that says
where is your ipod my friend?

-jorge deleon-

I act like I'm jumpin as i'm truly runin as i'm havin too much fun as my sleek ipod runs. I dance like a dog I see the fog as I'm takin a run as one sweet hot ipod plays 10,000 songs.

My mp3 player is the best
It makes noises, riddm flash pan fiddle
It reigns supreme, above the rest
searching for solace from this helter-skelter
I lay down my head to rest
with my mp3 player

you stall
you freeze
you suck

DON'T STEAL MY MP3 PLAYER!

My MP3 player, the source of my tunes.
It makes different kinds of sounds,
such as dibbly dunes.

It sings to me all day,
It sings to me all night,
from Nickelback to the Fray.
or Whitney Houston it might.

Now what could I do without it?
So don't steal my MP3,
don't make me get into a hissy fit.
Steal it or you will get killed by me.

Always black
I'd be happy to give you a smack
Have a lot of song
No sign of a gong

Sansa, Sansa
Do you wanna dance Salsa?
Some Dance Dance Revolution?
Some locomotion?

Dumb tunes
For n00bs
I'll listen to you
Until there's no sign of you

no, I cant think of much that rimes with zune.

fabulous iPod
your music makes me happy
the songs on shuffle

My Zen, my friend.

It's not a pod. I don't. You see.

There's more to my Zen and me.

Ipod, oh Ipod..
You cr&^%%ppy piece of plastic cr$%8p.
You fell in the wash, now you dont go,
So now I'm going to do a burnout on you with my car.
(End of 1st verse :)

You cost me sh%^*loads,
your buttons are too small,
you gave me a mild electric shock in my ear once.

I hope you go to the MP3 equivalent of hell,
where you have to listen to Russell Crowe's band for eternity, you smug little piece of $%#%&^%.
Amen.

(I'm not the greatest poet ever, but at least I get my message across.. Not like that flowery Shakespeare pansy.)

My first MP3 player
What a joke
A retard threw it
And guess what
It broke

He peed me off
What a sod
But luckily this christmas
I got an iPod!

Ahem...My MP3 player

Silver not blue
27 songs on it!
Ordered Alphabetically
I listen to it every night,
They way it feels, under my fingers,
makes me wanna move, outta my seat!
Going through my songs, 1 by 1, all do ?I love you, MP3!
Ipods can't compete, to this one MP3 player, it's smooth texture is awe inspiring, and cannot be beat.
So here me now, I know I'll defeat, any other music player I will defeeee(get real real high!)aaaaatttt!!!!
And then they'll all be jealous, of me for my tro(even higher!) and now they'll even mug me for it!

So here me now, this is thy bottom line
MY MP3 PLAYER CAN'T BE BEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:-)