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Next time leave a can opener, so I can get in my car.
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"People think I am leaving my name and insurance company in this note because I ran into the back of your car...I'm Not!!"
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test positive, call me.
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I parked way out here to get away from other Cars and You have to park this Close You Idiot,,, Have A Nice day,,Don't worry only the Bottom of your tires are Flat ;) LOL!!
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I'm 7 months pregnant. Does your wife know yet?
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No Jokes here! :-) +5
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Thanks for running over that cat, my wife is in tears, but I'm not.
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If you are a good looking woman, call me. If you are a fat ugly slob, disregard this number.
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Please remove this note before it rains :0)
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I took your car but I left your wiper blades behind as I needed something to put this note under. And by the way, your car stereo sucks ass.
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Thank you for parking in two spaces you saved me over a 100 dollars I may have spent if I could have gone into this store.
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