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by Chattie on March 5th, 2007

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What do you think your pets first words would be if he/she could talk?

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  • by 1luckyducky on March 5th, 2007

    1luckyducky

    hi my name is "no no bad dog" what's yours?

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  • by Chattie on March 5th, 2007

    Chattie

    "Dear God, please give me a breath mint!"

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  • by Brittany on March 5th, 2007

    Brittany

    I hate that food u insist on feeding me....could we work on that??

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  • by PrettyPirate on March 5th, 2007

    PrettyPirate

    "Do you realise how humiliating it is when you dress me up in little sweaters and shoes?!"

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  • by redwater on March 22nd, 2008

    redwater

    Ditch the loser.

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  • by anonymous on March 27th, 2007

    anonymous

    I refuse to eat those rubbishy biscuits, I want tuna or salmon 3 times a day.

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  • by Valparaiso on March 27th, 2007

    Valparaiso

    My pet can talk, it says. . .

    Mickey, pretty bird

    Here kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty. . .

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  • by Mike777 on March 27th, 2007

    Mike777

    "feed me", "let me out", "let me in", "stop that", "pet me"...

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  • by Jestah on March 27th, 2007

    Jestah

    Zzzzzzz :D

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  • by broken on March 5th, 2007

    broken

    WHY did you name me Spartacus? You think it's funny, don't you? You are so cruel.

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  • by tamarakh is ready for a vacation on March 5th, 2007

    tamarakh is ready for a vacation

    "Mom, seriously, just THROW the damn duck!...Oh yeah and sorry for pooping on the rug so much, I just get scared when you leave! I love you!"

    "Aw, I love you too, Poopie!"

    "Oh yeah, and don't call me Poopie. Name's Capone. You picked a good one, why can't you just stick with it??"


    Edit: Why the heck is this question in the Small Business category?!

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  • by Onemoretime117 on March 5th, 2007

    Onemoretime117

    Your AWESOME!


    cause i like to think i am

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  • by chick98 on March 5th, 2007

    chick98

    Ok, I'm taking over the house now.

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  • by Bridget on February 20th, 2009

    Bridget

    Hi Mom! You are the most BBEEAAUUUtiful woman in the world :o)~

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  • by GregPredmore on February 18th, 2009

    GregPredmore

    hey why dont you use the litter box instead of my water bowl?

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  • by GregPredmore on February 18th, 2009

    GregPredmore

    Hey why don't you use the litter box and why are you always sitting on the shiny white thing with your pants down?

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  • by Constel on March 27th, 2007

    Constel

    "STOP GIVIN' ME HUGS!!!"

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  • by Tamilze on March 27th, 2007

    Tamilze

    "Go away or I will kill you."
    "I'm going to fart now."
    "I'm fat and old."

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  • by CoachMJ on March 27th, 2007

    CoachMJ

    "thanks for letting me sleep inside!"

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  • by PerfectlyPink on March 27th, 2007

    PerfectlyPink

    "Stop using me as a pillow!!!"
    "I hate this F-ing crunchy food, give me canned food or prepare to die!"
    "Is that a brush I see? Run for the hills!"

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  • by R U Sirius on March 5th, 2007

    R U Sirius

    Mom,

    Who's the other lady that comes home when you leave to go to work?

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  • by mommaskye on March 5th, 2007

    mommaskye

    is this worth some of your food...or all of it?

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  • by Sari-Sardine on March 27th, 2007

    Sari-Sardine

    Tooo much.

    "Sara,Sara! Look a doggie outside, I want to go sniff that doggie. Grr, its on my territory---"

    "Get me a cookie..please? Please get me a dog cookie!"

    "That baby better get off me"

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  • by ThatGuy on March 22nd, 2008

    ThatGuy

    "give me your dinner or ill bite your toes!"......when we eat dinner my little puppy whines and bites our toes!

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  • by j ninja... on November 7th, 2008

    j ninja...

    I don't like that food either :(

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  • by CoRoNa_ChiCK ILOVEMYH@TERS on December 17th, 2008

    CoRoNa_ChiCK ILOVEMYH@TERS

    bitch stop callin me ugly and take me out now.

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  • by 40ishVoiceofReason on November 7th, 2008

    40ishVoiceofReason

    Will you get out of bed and FEED ME!

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  • by ella0minnow0pea on June 25th, 2008

    ella0minnow0pea

    Darcy- the cat. "You were asleep all night! Hold me, pet me." Then he'll start purring when you listen to him.
    Buckbeak- the chicken. "Can go on grass? Blueberries?"
    Then she'll get sad when she sees that they aren't ripe.

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  • by angel_of_mercy on May 19th, 2008

    angel_of_mercy

    who cares what it says. i'm rich.


    nah.. probebly something like... "you see that lead? you see my collar..."

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  • by Patti jo on March 5th, 2007

    Patti jo

    Back off mom I didn't mean to pee on the floor and make you fall down

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