Would you mind giving me the punchline to a joke? I don't want the joke, just the punchline. And yes, this does have a point.

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• Thank you! This is the whole reason I asked this question. I wanted to see how long it took for someone to say "the Aristocrats." I'd give you more points if I could.

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  by Tamilze on March 4th, 2007

• The Aristrcrats?

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  by Nerdykins on March 5th, 2007

• Yeah, why is that the right answer? lol, now i wanna hear the joke!

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  by Slic2007 on March 5th, 2007

• It's a South Park reference Slic...

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  by TheKnife V2.1 - Grandiose and Obnoxious on March 5th, 2007

• Its the most disgusting and offensive joke ever, its so funny because it makes no sense at all. it is actually a lot older than south park

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  by Seraphim Shinobi on March 5th, 2007

• Yeah, it's about sixty or so years older than South Park. The time when it was in South Park was kind of an homage to the joke, being that it was so big but so many people didn't understand why it was supposed to be funny.

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  by Tamilze on March 5th, 2007

• This was so going to be my answer! :)

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  by PDXXDP on March 5th, 2007

• lol That still doesn't tell me the joke...

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  by Nerdykins on March 6th, 2007

• I'd get run outta here if I told you a version of the joke. You'd be best to look it up online somewhere. I'm sure you could find it, or at least an explaination.

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  by Tamilze on March 6th, 2007

• Wikipedia has a whole section dedicated to it and explaining why it is funny and what the joke represents etc etc

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  by TheKnife V2.1 - Grandiose and Obnoxious on March 6th, 2007

• Don't laugh too hard after you've heard this one.
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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  by Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today on October 9th, 2007

• ...holy cow...

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  by Baccduckus is a Carbonproduct on June 3rd, 2009

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• Haha, I know that joke! So, a string walks into a bar. . .

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  by KagomeShuko on April 19th, 2007

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• Check out jtolb65's answer.

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  by Tamilze on March 4th, 2007

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• maybe it's a noggin topping.?

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  by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on June 3rd, 2009

• oh 6+

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  by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on June 3rd, 2009

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• I don't need to know the rest of this joke. I think the animal (thing ravished, whatever) could be substituted to fit the profile of friends. In fact, I'm using this at my next book club.

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  by old old lady on May 29th, 2009

• "I don't need to know the rest of this joke. I think the animal (thing ravished, whatever) could be substituted to fit the profile of friends." What in the WORLD does this mean?

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  by Go know thyself is THE RED QUEEN on May 29th, 2009

• Here you go: everyone writes down an object or animal or whatever. Put answers on slips of paper. Draw from bowl. Find out who your ancestor made love to in college--and whose DNA you share. Could explain a lot.
  
  My guesses:
  Dad + toaster = Keanu Reeves
  Dad + turkey = Larry King
  Dad + family beagle = Yes, okay, it's me. I'm loyal, fleet-footed and wet-nosed.
  See?

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  by old old lady on May 29th, 2009

• Lol... Yeah, but what does the joke have to do with anything?

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  by Go know thyself is THE RED QUEEN on May 29th, 2009

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• Love that one!!!

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  by The Master of Puppets on May 29th, 2009

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• Take my. . .

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  by KagomeShuko on April 19th, 2007

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• Why did the chicken. . .

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  by KagomeShuko on April 19th, 2007

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• Why did the banana go to the doctor?

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  by KagomeShuko on April 19th, 2007

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• I know which joke that was, with the watermelons.. great one!

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  by Nerdykins on March 5th, 2007

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• Yeah, celibate- celebrate. . .hee!

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  by KagomeShuko on April 19th, 2007

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