What is the best homemade drink to detox from marajuana?

I am a pro i been doing this for years. My method is so effective that i can smoke 4 blunts the night before a drug test and still pass. You have to first of all drink ALOT of cranberry juice, water, and tea, whatever you can get your hands on and drink until your full. But youll also need to consume laxatives( the stuff that makes you sh*t) and a little mouthwash. Because marajuana is stored in the fat cells youll need to exercise, take a long jog, or work out for about an hour. Last but definately not least take a long, HOT, bath, so you can sweat out any remains. Works like magic any questions, hit me up trillwill_@hotmail.com [:

you all dont know what your talking about

Orange just contains Vitamin C which does acctually dissolve THC from you urine system but will not clear you blood of it, im not sure if drinking loads of it will clear u completely but its worth a shot :D a simple test for stoners will back me up on this: Get really mashed and throw a whitey and neck a pint of O.J and you should be up for more smoking after about 10/15 minutes :D

there isnt really i was a user for 10 years and the best way is to stiop smoking it, water is good as the more times you pee the weaker the amountis traceable in your urine, tomato juice is good and so is cranberry juice.
THC is stored in the fat cells and is released quicker through your metabolism regular exercise and plenty trips to the toilet and you should be ok but dont think there is anything you can buy that will help beat it most testers will have a pretty good kit so my best reccomendation is to stop smoking and buy a home test kit

I'd like to ask if you are detoxing because you are stopping or detoxing because you want to pass a test. sorry, but passing a test because of a beverage isn't going to happen. This site claims it has a product that can do so:

http://thc-piss-test.info/post_1161923323.html

I doubt how well it works. But, if you want to get it out of your system and truly detox, I suggest this site:

http://www.puristat.com/coloncleansing/index.asp?pid=2&campaignno=core&adgroup=detoxification&keywords=detox+drink&OVRAW=detox%20beverage&OVKEY=detox%20drink&OVMTC=advanced&OVADID=2857697521&OVKWID=27924549021

My friend just went through one of their detox things to stop smoking and get everything out of her system, she said she feels much better.

I've heard Cranberry juice is supposed to be pretty good, but I don't know how long it would take.

fill a pitcher with half vinegar and half water. its nasty as hell but it should do it. no promises

Water, and that's probably not even going to help you much, all it's going to do is dilute your urine so the concentration of THC MAY appear less in a urine test. There's no magic way to get pot out of your system, how long it stays just depends on your body's metabolism.

I was told to drink three gallons of orange juice in one day and it will all come out within three days...