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by Zack on June 13th, 2009
Trying to imitate what they do in pornos.
by Firebrand on June 13th, 2009
Oversized Breasts :)
by nzguy.. on June 13th, 2009
Hi I'm a consultant clinical neurologist and so I thought that I would add one of my famous "Doctor Doctor!" moments with you about back pain!
In an emergency ward of a hospital a patient arrived complaining of a serious back-pain. The doctor examined, and asked him, "Tell me, what happened to your back?"
The patient explains, "I came home from my night shift work early and entered my apartment this morning. I heard a noise and knew that someone and my wife were fooling around behind me. Balcony door was open so I rushed to balcony, and saw a man running and dressing himself on the street. I grabbed the fridge and dropped it at him. That's how I strained my back."
Doctor took the second patient, who looked like someone got hit by a car. The doctor asked him, "My previous patient sure looked horrible, but you look worst. What did you do?"
He replied, "What do I tell you doctor! After a long unemployment, today was the first day at my new found job. My alarm did not go off. I was running damn late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed simultaneously, and you won't believe doctor, but I was suddenly hit by a falling fridge."
Doctor took the third patient; He looked like someone who jumped from the plane and parachute did not open. The doctor was shocked at the events today. Again he asked, "And now what the hell is your mischief?"
"Well, I was sitting in a fridge, and someone threw it from the third floor."
by Cruiser on June 16th, 2009
Well RoseRose, there is a certain AB member that shall remain nameless that has caused me back pain quite a few times for a number or reasons...most of it from KHA! :D
by Cognition aka Cog on June 16th, 2009
The big "chip" on your shoulder.
by quickwip97 on November 24th, 2009
my best friends face man it could kill you
by Starbright on November 24th, 2009
Don't smoke for one thing.
Could be an herniated disk.
Not bending your knees when you lift something.
Not getting your circulation going. People need to get up and walk around, evey 45 minutes of every 3 hours. If they don't they'll stiffen up like a board, and everything will start hurting.
Got some tennis balls? If so just sew them into some cloth and roll on them. You need to lie on a hard surface, with the balls under you. Roll on them slow using your body weight, until pain is gone.
You can use a heating pad, or cold even. Try one for a while , then the other. You decide what's best.
But remeber any over the counter pain- killer will help. Advil, aspirin, and even tylenol.
by Pablo on October 10th, 2009
when your wife says she wants you to clean out the garage
on your day off~~or rearange the furniture~~or you don't
want to copulate?
by john pennington on June 16th, 2009
The Bunny Hop.
by Ironhead on June 14th, 2009
Well mama always said "Don't call him a cowboy until you see him ride" He forgot to take off the spurs.
by .Azura. on June 14th, 2009
A stray baseball bat some how finding it's way to your back.
by Sparky on June 14th, 2009
Aha! Could it be who I saw you with last night?
by Sixty B - Commander Topcoat on June 13th, 2009
The monkey on your back!
by ILoveMySteaks ... is thinking. on June 13th, 2009
Lifting her up with your back instead of your knees as the manual says to do :-)
by Lisa was here on June 13th, 2009
Big breasts, poor posture, Heavy lifting, bad matress, your period, sudden twisting, new shoes, staying in one position to long. Many things. It could even be signs of a bladder infection if its lower back pain.
by Greekgod on June 13th, 2009
Jumping off the closest being used as foreplay
by - alluseek - on June 13th, 2009
try a sleep number bed - that'll kill your back quick, especially if your wife loves it and insists the screaming back pain is all in your head.
by Ms.A on November 24th, 2009
Chiropractors ;)
by Spicy Hot on November 24th, 2009
The wife wants you to cut the lawn.
by Suby the Coat on June 13th, 2009
Answerbag addiction.
by Big bear on December 1st, 2009
This is a story found in an old latin text retrieved from the 3° century A.C.
A young man went to the local embalmer with the dead body of his last father. He was there told to come back within a fortnight and get his mummyfied father back home.
As he cam 15 days later, the embalmer scrached his head saying he was not able to remember which mummy was his father and asked for some bodily detail that could help him.
And the young man answered : "Yes. Sure. Er.Er. He suffered from back pain!"
by Wisdom Tooth on December 1st, 2009
Kama Sutra may be literature (of sorts); but that doesn't mean it has to be taken literally. :-)
by DannyTheManny on December 1st, 2009
Too much sex! Especially for us seniors over 65...lol
by james diesen on December 1st, 2009
Triglyceride levels become serious when they are over 200mg/dl. There are several ways to reduce triglyceride levels on your own.
Eight tips to lower triglycerides
The largest and most common form of fat in food and the bloodstream—triglycerides—has taken a back seat to “bad” LDL cholesterol and “good” HDL cholesterol in the public’s awareness. That’s changing as researchers get a grip on how triglycerides influence the risk of heart disease, reports the February 2008 issue of the Harvard Heart Letter.
Triglycerides are in the danger zone when they slide above 200 milligrams per deciliter of blood. To keep triglycerides in check, lifestyle changes are usually the best place to start, notes the Harvard Heart Letter, which lists eight steps to reductions in triglycerides:
1. Beware of bad fats. Cut back on saturated fat (found in red meat and full-fat dairy foods) and transfats (in some fried and commercially prepared foods).
2. Go for good carbs. Eat whole grains and cut back on sugary drinks and foods.
3. Check your alcohol. Moderate drinking is good for the heart, unless you are a “responder” in whom alcohol dramatically boosts triglycerides. To determine if you’re a responder, avoid alcohol for three weeks and have your triglycerides tested.
4. Go fish. Omega-3 fats in some fish lower triglycerides. Eat fish twice a week.
5. Aim for a healthy weight. If you are overweight, aim to lose at least 5 percent to 10 percent of your weight to lower triglycerides.
6. Get moving. Exercise lowers triglycerides and boosts HDL.
7. Stop smoking. Smoking isn’t good for triglyceride levels (or anything else).
8. Get help from appropriate supplements. Niacin and fish oils have all been shown to lower triglycerides.
Resource : http://www.freeexamjacksonville.com/articles.php
by spock's brain on November 24th, 2009
My wife asking me to help spread manure in the garden ALWAYS puts mine out!
by Anonymous on November 24th, 2009
Big Breasts?
by Self Consuming Cannibal on November 24th, 2009
Really great sex. (True story for me.)
by Just Another on November 24th, 2009
Mine is caused by a couple dislocated discs. Am in perpetual pain in the back. Having a job where you have to pick up 60# plus on a regular basis surely doesn't help that none.
by eric on November 24th, 2009
Politics.
by Arithon on November 24th, 2009
Reverse cowgirl gone awry! :)
Is a hard mattress good for your back?
by Answerbag Staff on July 27th, 2010
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Who makes Dunlap heating pads?
by Answerbag Staff on June 6th, 2010
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How do I shovel snow without getting hurt?
by Answerbag Staff on May 21st, 2010
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Doctor said the lumbar portion of my spine is "ramrod straight." What could be causing this?
by AgentGriswald on December 21st, 2011
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What helps a back ache?
by Butterfly21 on December 4th, 2011
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Big breastesess like that avatar....
by Lisa was here on June 13th, 2009
My imagination spills over into the real world sometimes.
by Zack on June 13th, 2009
I learn a little bit more about you everyday!! Haha!Thanks Zack :)
by roserose100 on June 13th, 2009