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Can I get a beer over here!!!
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Thanks for the moonshine judge, everyone at the party really appreciated it. It's a pity you had to leave early.
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That tie you're wearing is ugly?
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If you find me guilty I will hunt you down and kill you!!! And your little dog too!!! +5
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Yeah, yeah, yeah your Honor. That's what your mom said last night too.
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"Kiss my ass"?!?
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Many defendants don't testify on their own behalf at all. If you are represented by an attorney, you'll probably be asked very few questions by the judge, if any. Keep it simple and respectful. And also follow all of the above recommendations--no beer, no momma jokes, etc.
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Im guilty.
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You're all crazy - why the hell can't you believe me?
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I was the reason your daughter didn't come home last night. We wanted to 'celebrate' all night long in case I was sent off for a while. ;)
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Contempt of court? Your Honour, I have nothing _but_ comtempt for your court!
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That robe makes you look fatter.
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So, what are you going to do, lock me up?
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Your wife promised you'd go let me off.
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Could you please speak up-I didn't hear how much you wanted?
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WTF are you looking at? +5
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"you think im a terrorist?? oh, yeah, jihad jihad. if i wanted to make a bomb, i would just make a bomb."
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I wanted Judge Judy,but I suppose you will be second best!!
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is this gonna take long?
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the ____ yall lookin at
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I once saw a male defendant in a domestic violence (wife-beating) case address a female judge as "baby." What followed was not pretty.
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