What can i use as a dildo that my parents wont find out im using

carrots aren't a good idea,they break too easily and you could easily hurt yourself. Cukes would be better, but make sure it's clean and has no rough edges.Smooth surfaces only, vaginal tears are NOT fun. hmm....

how old are you? How snoopy are your parents? You could get a dildo and buy/make a special pillow or stash spot for it.

bottles of water or shampoo work well... if you can take them.

The first dildo I ever used was my step-mothers. I would sneek into her panty drawer all the time and fuck my ass with it so hard. I'd then clean it and put it back. Kind of still turns me on that she shared it with me and didn't even know it.

See if someone in the house alredy has one.

candle and a condom worked well for my fiancee before she turned 18

When I was 16 or 17, I used the handle from an umbrella on my girlfriend. It was able to be unscrewed. It was smooth, the tip was rounded (similar to the head of a penis) and it was ribbed (because of the grips for fingers). It was better than any real dildo we've had since then.

Uuh...how about a dildo?

candles are popular.
use an electric tooth cleaning device such as a 'hummingbird'.

Jeez if I was a chick I'd jump on anything that fits!
Just get stoned and go for a walk around the supermarket with a bottle of lube in your hand so you don't forget what you're looking for. I'm sure that'll give you some ideas :P

Cucumber with a condom over it works very good. You can use the condom and then flush it down the toilet.

-----------------clean it after you use it

electric toothbrush.

use a cucumber,or the tube that toilet paper hangs on. even a small water bottle. dont take off the cap though.

Got Carrots?

As I have said before use a cucumber - Put it back in the kitchen - it's great to watch their faces when they have salad knowing that it has been inside me. But then - maybe I am sick in the head. Paula xx

tooth or hair brush handle

Ben-Wa-Balls ....

if you like it cold you could use a popsicle if not then dont you could make one out of paper like making a pinyata just get pieces of paper strips and use liquid glue shape it with sturdy paper and wait for it to dry and then add what ever you want.make it confidential though try to sneak around getting the materials

You can used markers, big pin, curling iron, and the handle on hair brush. Or why dont you talk to your parents you might be surprise and they might buy you a dildo.

you could look online on how to make a dildo there are a lot of websites actually

i think the easiest way to make one is by purchasing a kit you could probally get at your local adult entertainment store to make one.

the only other thing i can think of is to use an empty bottle of hand lotion. something thin and long. but if you do this you will need to use condoms on it!

if you do use vegetables like a cucumber it should be smooth. ALSO use a condom on that too! there are tons of bacteria that you DO NOT want invading your vagina because you can get anything from a yeast infection to sterility (not able to have kids ever again). not fun

i think the best thing to do is go to your local adult entertainment store and you can purchase one for 10 dollars and hide it somewhere. i think the best thing to do is to hide it in an old purse in a closet like my girlfriend does.

do you have any jumbo markers? tou can put as many as you want together and put a comdom or some smooth plastic over it and....enjoy yourself.