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by Halskiisaklink on March 1st, 2007

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I'm the category expert for Dating Firsts, yet I've never been on one. I'm the CE for Hair maintenence and I haven't had a haircut for three years. I'm the CE for shaving, and I lack the capacity to grow facial hair. Can somebody please explain?

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  • by anonymous on March 1st, 2007

    anonymous

    Don't worry TP, it just seems that whatever answers you have given in those catagories have been rated high. I feel the pain. I am an expert in:
    Aggressive dog behavior, and I don't own a dog, let alone an aggressive one.
    Angelina Jolie, and I am pretty sure I don't own her either, though I'd better check the kitchen cupboards
    Apple iPod, when I am strictly only advancing my technology up to a walkman, no further
    Fabrics, and what the hell do I know about fabrics?!
    Hair styling, yet I don't style my hair, it just goes that way
    Height, even though I lack it
    Hunting, yet I have never been on any hunt of any kind ever.
    Men's fashion, and I am not fashionable or a man
    Movie stars and celebrities, yet I know desperatly little about both.
    MP3 player brands, and I didn't even know that MP3's came with different brands
    Outdoor recreation, yet I spend most of my time on here or at school
    Parental love, even though I lack it
    Professions & Industries, even though I am an unemployed student
    Singing, even though I was kicked at the choir I was so bad
    Superlative Answerbaggers
    Theology, though I am athiest

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  • by Jenniferocious on March 1st, 2007

    Jenniferocious

    It has only to do with the number of points your answers in that category have received. It doesn't mean that you are really an "expert" in that subject.

    As of this morning, I am an expert in:
    Beef (I do enjoy eating beef here and there, but I know very little about it)
    Cat biting and licking (I neither bite, nor lick, cats)
    Georgia (never been there)
    Learning languages (I really only know how to speak English, and very little spanish - hardly an expert here)
    Leasing apartments and homes (well, I've done that a few times, but I don't remember giving any advice on it!)
    Maine (never been there either)
    Mental health (not sure I'm even really mentally healthy.. am I qualified to give advice on this?)
    Nevada (this must have been answers about Las Vegas, because that's all I know)
    New England (rarely been there, and couldn't even tell you off the top of my head which states are a part of it!)
    Rhode Island (once again, never been there)
    Western Mountain states (and what states are these? I've probably been to most of them, but can't recall what answers I may have given in this category!)
    Wine varieties (I hate wine, but I do live in a great wine area... so I must have said something...)

    It really isn't what you know best, just that you've given an answer (or a few) in that category that you've received a good amount of points for... it doesn't even have to be a lot of points, just more than anyone else in that category. Don't worry about it.

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  • by RFlagg on March 1st, 2007

    RFlagg

    So?
    I'm an expert in the defecatory habits of dogs, and McDonald's.
    Care to explain that?

    Don't try to explain it, just go with the flow.

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  • by justme32 loves the weekends on March 1st, 2007

    justme32 loves the weekends

    Im an expert in I Love Lucy, Illinios, Pennsylvania, Leaving friendships and several other things I have no idea why. This all happened today. I wasnt an expert in anything til this morning.

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  • by gone on March 1st, 2007

    gone

    I'm the CE for hotels and I despise hotels, preferring to camp anyday!

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  • by TheKnife V2.1 - Grandiose and Obnoxious on March 1st, 2007

    TheKnife V2.1 - Grandiose and Obnoxious

    The first two categories I am expert in - Adolf Hitler and the Boston Red Sox. Is there a link?

    I want to write about how all the things I am expert in are totally misguided, like it was when I gained my first ever experthood in "Patent Law" a month or two ago; however, I am actually quite good on the sports questions so all the NFL, MLB and soccer categories I am expert in are probably close to being earned.

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  • by Midnighttoker on March 1st, 2007

    Midnighttoker

    yep, just ask me any-thing about antiques or seasons and calenders.

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  • by LeMeThink on March 1st, 2007

    LeMeThink

    I was not an expert on nothing until this morning, now I know a lot about “slavery”.

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  • by Anonymous on March 1st, 2007

    Anonymous

    Ha! I'm the CE in Alcohol and Alcoholic Beverages, which I do enjoy occasionally, but I couldn't tell you when was the last time I actually had a drink... I actually sent Joel an email to say that I wasn't exactly comfortable with, but it seems it was more trouble to change it then it's worth. It just means, like BAM said, that you've answered some questions that gained you the most points for that particular category. It doesn't necessarily carry a lot of weight outside of the point system.

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  • by Firebrand on March 1st, 2007

    Firebrand

    Do not worry, I am an expert in so many things that i do not remember answering questions apon. I know next to nothing about The model that died Anna Nicole Smith but am apparently an expert. Ithink I must spend all my time watching TV the amount of programmes I am expert in that i have never heard of and certainly never seen

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